River Styx
@riverstyx.bsky.social
One of the things they don't tell you about growing up/old is that the reason old people constantly look down on everyone younger than them is that we spend our entire lives feeling like we're only JUST on the cusp of being an adult.
So everyone younger than you feels like a fucking child.
So everyone younger than you feels like a fucking child.
May 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One of the things they don't tell you about growing up/old is that the reason old people constantly look down on everyone younger than them is that we spend our entire lives feeling like we're only JUST on the cusp of being an adult.
So everyone younger than you feels like a fucking child.
So everyone younger than you feels like a fucking child.
@bencollins.bsky.social shot the only real, living, IRL Pikachu 1/
May 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social shot the only real, living, IRL Pikachu 1/
What fucking Disney cartoon skulls are these
May 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What fucking Disney cartoon skulls are these
Do you know, I wake up every morning and thank the force that at the very LEAST Luke Skywalker is on our side.
May 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Do you know, I wake up every morning and thank the force that at the very LEAST Luke Skywalker is on our side.
You see kids, before we had phones you just had to sit there and watch the elevator spindles spin on your lunch break
May 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You see kids, before we had phones you just had to sit there and watch the elevator spindles spin on your lunch break
I am here again to remind you that fascism always burns its own fields.
It will starve.
It will starve.
May 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I am here again to remind you that fascism always burns its own fields.
It will starve.
It will starve.
Nerd content needs to stop focusing on the things we don't like.
So much of what nerdy creators are making is just thinly veiled rage bait these days, and I include some of my favourite creators in this. Unfortunately.
Learn to stop giving the things you hate a part of your brain to live in.
So much of what nerdy creators are making is just thinly veiled rage bait these days, and I include some of my favourite creators in this. Unfortunately.
Learn to stop giving the things you hate a part of your brain to live in.
May 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Nerd content needs to stop focusing on the things we don't like.
So much of what nerdy creators are making is just thinly veiled rage bait these days, and I include some of my favourite creators in this. Unfortunately.
Learn to stop giving the things you hate a part of your brain to live in.
So much of what nerdy creators are making is just thinly veiled rage bait these days, and I include some of my favourite creators in this. Unfortunately.
Learn to stop giving the things you hate a part of your brain to live in.
You know corporate culture is bad when you spend your cushy WFH gig dreaming about driving machinery.
So tired of fucking double speak.
So tired of fucking double speak.
May 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You know corporate culture is bad when you spend your cushy WFH gig dreaming about driving machinery.
So tired of fucking double speak.
So tired of fucking double speak.
2000s/2010s internet:
Me: How do I do this?
Internet: Here's how you do this.
2020s internet:
Me: How do I do this?
Internet: SIGN UP FOR THIS LOW COST $600 3 DAY COURSE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT AND GET A FREE TOTE AND A FREE TRIAL FOR A CRYPTO TRADING SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: How do I do this?
Internet: Here's how you do this.
2020s internet:
Me: How do I do this?
Internet: SIGN UP FOR THIS LOW COST $600 3 DAY COURSE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT AND GET A FREE TOTE AND A FREE TRIAL FOR A CRYPTO TRADING SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
2000s/2010s internet:
Me: How do I do this?
Internet: Here's how you do this.
2020s internet:
Me: How do I do this?
Internet: SIGN UP FOR THIS LOW COST $600 3 DAY COURSE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT AND GET A FREE TOTE AND A FREE TRIAL FOR A CRYPTO TRADING SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: How do I do this?
Internet: Here's how you do this.
2020s internet:
Me: How do I do this?
Internet: SIGN UP FOR THIS LOW COST $600 3 DAY COURSE TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT AND GET A FREE TOTE AND A FREE TRIAL FOR A CRYPTO TRADING SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most delusional Star Wars fans all think Darth Vader would somehow be on their side instead of force choking them.
May 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The most delusional Star Wars fans all think Darth Vader would somehow be on their side instead of force choking them.
Switching out an actor is so much less jarring than replacing them with Al
May 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Switching out an actor is so much less jarring than replacing them with Al
Rebellions are built on hope.
May 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Rebellions are built on hope.
THEY ARE NOT UNINFORMED.
THEY ARE WILLFULLY IGNORANT.
YOU CONSTANTLY SHOUTING ABOUT THE WORST THINGS HAPPENING 24x7 IS ONLY FUCKING UP THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME.
WE NEED HOPE.
THEY ARE WILLFULLY IGNORANT.
YOU CONSTANTLY SHOUTING ABOUT THE WORST THINGS HAPPENING 24x7 IS ONLY FUCKING UP THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME.
WE NEED HOPE.
May 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
THEY ARE NOT UNINFORMED.
THEY ARE WILLFULLY IGNORANT.
YOU CONSTANTLY SHOUTING ABOUT THE WORST THINGS HAPPENING 24x7 IS ONLY FUCKING UP THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME.
WE NEED HOPE.
THEY ARE WILLFULLY IGNORANT.
YOU CONSTANTLY SHOUTING ABOUT THE WORST THINGS HAPPENING 24x7 IS ONLY FUCKING UP THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN LISTENING THIS WHOLE TIME.
WE NEED HOPE.
I really need you guys to understand that the hopelessness isn't helping anyone.
Who do you think you'd helping by constantly pointing out that the most vulnerable are already going to die?
We're already killing ourselves, we need a reason to fucking stay here.
Who do you think you'd helping by constantly pointing out that the most vulnerable are already going to die?
We're already killing ourselves, we need a reason to fucking stay here.
May 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I really need you guys to understand that the hopelessness isn't helping anyone.
Who do you think you'd helping by constantly pointing out that the most vulnerable are already going to die?
We're already killing ourselves, we need a reason to fucking stay here.
Who do you think you'd helping by constantly pointing out that the most vulnerable are already going to die?
We're already killing ourselves, we need a reason to fucking stay here.
This morning we are listening to some songs written by children
May 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This morning we are listening to some songs written by children
Kindly thanks for your timely response
Dear Australia,
Please fuck up the liberals.
Warm regards
Please fuck up the liberals.
Warm regards
May 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Kindly thanks for your timely response
Your English teacher: Thinking about the motives and meanings behind a text will help you to introspect and grow.
The most stunted person you know: THE CURTAINS WERE JUST BLUE
The most stunted person you know: THE CURTAINS WERE JUST BLUE
May 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Your English teacher: Thinking about the motives and meanings behind a text will help you to introspect and grow.
The most stunted person you know: THE CURTAINS WERE JUST BLUE
The most stunted person you know: THE CURTAINS WERE JUST BLUE
Dear Australia,
Please fuck up the liberals.
Warm regards
Please fuck up the liberals.
Warm regards
May 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dear Australia,
Please fuck up the liberals.
Warm regards
Please fuck up the liberals.
Warm regards
Reposted by River Styx
"Prevent Street Crime"
Photomontage by Peter Kennard, 1983.
Ref E.1509-2004, V & A Museum.
Photomontage by Peter Kennard, 1983.
Ref E.1509-2004, V & A Museum.
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"Prevent Street Crime"
Photomontage by Peter Kennard, 1983.
Ref E.1509-2004, V & A Museum.
Photomontage by Peter Kennard, 1983.
Ref E.1509-2004, V & A Museum.
My short horror film releases tonight at 7:30pm AEST
This will be the first proper film I've worked on so I'm really excited to show people.
This will be the first proper film I've worked on so I'm really excited to show people.
May 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My short horror film releases tonight at 7:30pm AEST
This will be the first proper film I've worked on so I'm really excited to show people.
This will be the first proper film I've worked on so I'm really excited to show people.
Reposted by River Styx
Ok, friendlies, what are we thinkin? How's it look?
April 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Ok, friendlies, what are we thinkin? How's it look?
There are two kinds of phone cases:
1. Cheap garbage that will degrade to the point of being unusable in a month.
2. Pretending to be way higher value than it is and trying to pass itself off as some kinda game changer.
There is nothing between these.
1. Cheap garbage that will degrade to the point of being unusable in a month.
2. Pretending to be way higher value than it is and trying to pass itself off as some kinda game changer.
There is nothing between these.
April 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There are two kinds of phone cases:
1. Cheap garbage that will degrade to the point of being unusable in a month.
2. Pretending to be way higher value than it is and trying to pass itself off as some kinda game changer.
There is nothing between these.
1. Cheap garbage that will degrade to the point of being unusable in a month.
2. Pretending to be way higher value than it is and trying to pass itself off as some kinda game changer.
There is nothing between these.
Reposted by River Styx
More of Trump’s crimes against humanity.
April 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
More of Trump’s crimes against humanity.