John Thomas
@riverrat71.bsky.social
Living the dystopian dream. GenX. Lifetime New Yorker. Dad. Ally
Earlier today, Trump pardoned a turkey named Gobble. If this is anything like his other pardons, someone needs to keep an eye on Gobble and separate him from the underaged poultry
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Earlier today, Trump pardoned a turkey named Gobble. If this is anything like his other pardons, someone needs to keep an eye on Gobble and separate him from the underaged poultry
Betcha Brian Glenn is more uncomfortable than Zelensky in a suit right now…
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Betcha Brian Glenn is more uncomfortable than Zelensky in a suit right now…
Just watched an elderly man with dementia wander up on stage at the UN and ramble on in gibberish
September 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just watched an elderly man with dementia wander up on stage at the UN and ramble on in gibberish
I guess thoughts and prayers
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I guess thoughts and prayers
So I was wondering how it came to be that Melania is hosting this AI event at the WH. Turns out Sam Altman was trying to explain the various types of AI models to Trump, and Donald just heard “models” - so he decided that Melania had to host.
September 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
So I was wondering how it came to be that Melania is hosting this AI event at the WH. Turns out Sam Altman was trying to explain the various types of AI models to Trump, and Donald just heard “models” - so he decided that Melania had to host.
Glad to see Trump is taking the time away from his golf schedule to weigh in on really important shit like the Cracker Barrel logo
August 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Glad to see Trump is taking the time away from his golf schedule to weigh in on really important shit like the Cracker Barrel logo
Taco didn’t really have to fly all the way to Alaska if he was just going to agree to every single thing Putin wants and get nothing substantial in return. He could have just sent an email.
August 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Taco didn’t really have to fly all the way to Alaska if he was just going to agree to every single thing Putin wants and get nothing substantial in return. He could have just sent an email.
The main question I have about this DC takeover by the national guard is where are the Epstein files?
August 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The main question I have about this DC takeover by the national guard is where are the Epstein files?
Ron Desantis is basically the mayor from Jaws.
August 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ron Desantis is basically the mayor from Jaws.
Are we sure all this focus on Epstein is the right play? Seems like we’ve tried this like 7 times already and Trump always ends up selling himself as some kind of persecuted warrior to his brainless base.
Why not keep the focus on the bad policies that will hurt his base?
Why not keep the focus on the bad policies that will hurt his base?
July 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Are we sure all this focus on Epstein is the right play? Seems like we’ve tried this like 7 times already and Trump always ends up selling himself as some kind of persecuted warrior to his brainless base.
Why not keep the focus on the bad policies that will hurt his base?
Why not keep the focus on the bad policies that will hurt his base?
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The Epstein files are in a state of quantum superposition. They exist and don’t exist at the same time.
July 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Epstein files are in a state of quantum superposition. They exist and don’t exist at the same time.
So the timeline is this:
1- We will release the Epstein files
2- We are working on releasing the Epstein files, it’s a lot to go through
3- There are no Epstein files
4- Stop talking about the fucking Epstein files, they were written by Democrats
Am I getting it right?
1- We will release the Epstein files
2- We are working on releasing the Epstein files, it’s a lot to go through
3- There are no Epstein files
4- Stop talking about the fucking Epstein files, they were written by Democrats
Am I getting it right?
July 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So the timeline is this:
1- We will release the Epstein files
2- We are working on releasing the Epstein files, it’s a lot to go through
3- There are no Epstein files
4- Stop talking about the fucking Epstein files, they were written by Democrats
Am I getting it right?
1- We will release the Epstein files
2- We are working on releasing the Epstein files, it’s a lot to go through
3- There are no Epstein files
4- Stop talking about the fucking Epstein files, they were written by Democrats
Am I getting it right?
If this bill passes, Democrats need to make sure the stink of it sticks to every republican that voted for it.
July 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If this bill passes, Democrats need to make sure the stink of it sticks to every republican that voted for it.
Schumer announcing that he got the name changed on the “One Big Beautiful Bill” reminds me of those old Geico commercials- he should have just told us he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.
July 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Schumer announcing that he got the name changed on the “One Big Beautiful Bill” reminds me of those old Geico commercials- he should have just told us he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.
Whoever made those clips of Trump’s deranged posts being read with Emperor Palpatine’s voice should keep on doing it
June 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Whoever made those clips of Trump’s deranged posts being read with Emperor Palpatine’s voice should keep on doing it
Folks, folks - we’re looking at this all wrong. I mean, YES we have a new war in the Middle East, and YES prices keep going up, and YES we are deporting the workers and not the criminals, and YES jobless rate is climbing…
-BUT-
We legit stopped a Trans girl from getting a fencing trophy
-BUT-
We legit stopped a Trans girl from getting a fencing trophy
June 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Folks, folks - we’re looking at this all wrong. I mean, YES we have a new war in the Middle East, and YES prices keep going up, and YES we are deporting the workers and not the criminals, and YES jobless rate is climbing…
-BUT-
We legit stopped a Trans girl from getting a fencing trophy
-BUT-
We legit stopped a Trans girl from getting a fencing trophy
So much for Trump’s imaginary gas prices of $1.99 a gallon
June 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So much for Trump’s imaginary gas prices of $1.99 a gallon
Somewhere out there, a very confused Jose Padilla is wondering why JD Vance was expecting him to show up at a press conference and ask a question.
June 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Somewhere out there, a very confused Jose Padilla is wondering why JD Vance was expecting him to show up at a press conference and ask a question.
It’s officially summer and time to start planning for this year’s war on Christmas
June 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s officially summer and time to start planning for this year’s war on Christmas
Since Trump decided not to acknowledge Juneteenth, here ya go
HAPPY JUNETEENTH, ESPECIALLY TO THE SICK AND VERY STUPID DEMOCRATS THAT SEEK TO ERASE OUR GREAT HERITAGE BY REMOVING CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS. WE WILL PUT THEM BACK EVEN GREATER THEN BEFORE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
HAPPY JUNETEENTH, ESPECIALLY TO THE SICK AND VERY STUPID DEMOCRATS THAT SEEK TO ERASE OUR GREAT HERITAGE BY REMOVING CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS. WE WILL PUT THEM BACK EVEN GREATER THEN BEFORE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
June 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Since Trump decided not to acknowledge Juneteenth, here ya go
HAPPY JUNETEENTH, ESPECIALLY TO THE SICK AND VERY STUPID DEMOCRATS THAT SEEK TO ERASE OUR GREAT HERITAGE BY REMOVING CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS. WE WILL PUT THEM BACK EVEN GREATER THEN BEFORE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
HAPPY JUNETEENTH, ESPECIALLY TO THE SICK AND VERY STUPID DEMOCRATS THAT SEEK TO ERASE OUR GREAT HERITAGE BY REMOVING CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS. WE WILL PUT THEM BACK EVEN GREATER THEN BEFORE!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
So let me get this straight - Trump will decide if things are so urgent and dangerous to our national interests so as to compel us to bomb another country…in two weeks?
June 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
So let me get this straight - Trump will decide if things are so urgent and dangerous to our national interests so as to compel us to bomb another country…in two weeks?
Remember when politics was boring?
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Remember when politics was boring?