River Quotes
@riverquotes.bsky.social
This account is entirely dedicated to things my partner (River) says.
You dont nip other people's ladders.
July 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
You dont nip other people's ladders.
Oooooo no! They think I am an adult!
July 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Oooooo no! They think I am an adult!
I like making the pouch go flat through the vacuum powers of my face hole
July 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I like making the pouch go flat through the vacuum powers of my face hole
I dont feel like pooping helps cancer.
July 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I dont feel like pooping helps cancer.
pizza is not consent.
July 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
pizza is not consent.
In the clerb we all getting ferked.
June 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
In the clerb we all getting ferked.
Anybody would look up 'are houseflies territorial?' If they'd had the morning I've had.
June 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Anybody would look up 'are houseflies territorial?' If they'd had the morning I've had.
Winston, your face is a lot more lopsided than it used to be, before you became a regular in my bed.
June 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Winston, your face is a lot more lopsided than it used to be, before you became a regular in my bed.
Im fixin ta string this string all over tarnation.
June 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Im fixin ta string this string all over tarnation.
Real pants usually have a pigeon pocket and pajama pants usually dont.
May 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Real pants usually have a pigeon pocket and pajama pants usually dont.
Eating the shark coochy and then blowing it in the molten glass.
May 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Eating the shark coochy and then blowing it in the molten glass.
All they need is meat and they can be a person.
May 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
All they need is meat and they can be a person.
Allow me to stack my ankle in a more human configuration.
April 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Allow me to stack my ankle in a more human configuration.
The table was warm and squishy.
April 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The table was warm and squishy.
We stan a flat chicken.
April 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We stan a flat chicken.
I've just realized I've enlisted an innocent man into a wishes laundering scheme.
April 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I've just realized I've enlisted an innocent man into a wishes laundering scheme.
Every day the amount of condiments grows further from god.
April 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every day the amount of condiments grows further from god.
I'm not going to last through 13 pigeons.
April 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm not going to last through 13 pigeons.
An independent skeleton? In this economy INTERROBANG
April 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
An independent skeleton? In this economy INTERROBANG
Ok then, we put on my long distance eyes.
April 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ok then, we put on my long distance eyes.
Blue feet are attractive in the boogie community
April 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Blue feet are attractive in the boogie community
Got reflexes like an overweight guinea pig!
April 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Got reflexes like an overweight guinea pig!
The fact that I have a crazy rating list for the anvil things I've seen says a lot about me as a person.
April 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The fact that I have a crazy rating list for the anvil things I've seen says a lot about me as a person.
That's like meat kisses with braces.
April 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That's like meat kisses with braces.
I'm not going to audient my own defenestrating. I need a 3rd party audience to witness me. Witness me!
April 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm not going to audient my own defenestrating. I need a 3rd party audience to witness me. Witness me!