River
@riverdx.bsky.social
dont know what to put here honestly, i try to make jokes but damn i havent came up with much lately lol, I'm wayy past 20 years old now. i write stuff and draw stuff and make music very rarely
i cant get over how yesterday I was watching a video on street magicians when my roommate came downstairs and asked what's playing.
"David Blaine Chris Angel" I said to him confidently.
He stared at me with a blank face and says "those are just 4 first names..."
"David Blaine Chris Angel" I said to him confidently.
He stared at me with a blank face and says "those are just 4 first names..."
September 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i cant get over how yesterday I was watching a video on street magicians when my roommate came downstairs and asked what's playing.
"David Blaine Chris Angel" I said to him confidently.
He stared at me with a blank face and says "those are just 4 first names..."
"David Blaine Chris Angel" I said to him confidently.
He stared at me with a blank face and says "those are just 4 first names..."
what do you call nine guys sitting at a table having a friendly conversation with a nazi? ten nazis
March 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
what do you call nine guys sitting at a table having a friendly conversation with a nazi? ten nazis
trying to come up with a joke but its been a nightmare...
trans girl dick like an airsoft gun, it has an orange tip?
my dick so ineffective its like its got an orange tip? idk
trans girl dick like an airsoft gun, it has an orange tip?
my dick so ineffective its like its got an orange tip? idk
March 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
trying to come up with a joke but its been a nightmare...
trans girl dick like an airsoft gun, it has an orange tip?
my dick so ineffective its like its got an orange tip? idk
trans girl dick like an airsoft gun, it has an orange tip?
my dick so ineffective its like its got an orange tip? idk
I tried to come up with something for hours only to have one mediocre joke what a life
October 22, 2024 at 9:17 AM
I tried to come up with something for hours only to have one mediocre joke what a life
that scene from Spider-Man 1 where you see the like hairs growing except it's on my face
October 22, 2024 at 9:16 AM
that scene from Spider-Man 1 where you see the like hairs growing except it's on my face