Murph 🍥
@ritsurzz.bsky.social
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streamers who talk with your mouth full cease and desist
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
streamers who talk with your mouth full cease and desist
"and maybe we can play some bing bong or some rollertubbies"
September 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"and maybe we can play some bing bong or some rollertubbies"
it is
kalimotxo but is pepsi max okay
July 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
it is
kalimotxo but is pepsi max okay
July 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
kalimotxo but is pepsi max okay
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we now have french fries. FRIED in beef tallow
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
July 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
we now have french fries. FRIED in beef tallow
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink
restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics
america is getting healthier
greasy grimey gopher guts
July 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
greasy grimey gopher guts
swimming pools isn't even a bad song
June 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
swimming pools isn't even a bad song
wake up crying streak engaged
June 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
wake up crying streak engaged
okaaaay i am out of my depth in deep shit!!!!
June 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
okaaaay i am out of my depth in deep shit!!!!
living for the jack o'connell hollywood comeup and not much else
June 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
living for the jack o'connell hollywood comeup and not much else
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mr. brightside isn't even a good song
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
mr. brightside isn't even a good song
tech bro normie friends stop asking me if i have bank holidays off challenge
June 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
tech bro normie friends stop asking me if i have bank holidays off challenge
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this has been a bad 7 days for the ‘nothing ever happens’ crew
June 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
this has been a bad 7 days for the ‘nothing ever happens’ crew
nobody wins at mario car
June 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
nobody wins at mario car
the people will remember me for my unwavering love for fetty wap and fall out boy
May 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the people will remember me for my unwavering love for fetty wap and fall out boy
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ummmmm haven't u ppl ever heard of closing the goddamn door......?
May 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ummmmm haven't u ppl ever heard of closing the goddamn door......?
don't go see doctor acula
May 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
don't go see doctor acula
fent smell! at the barbecue
May 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
fent smell! at the barbecue
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commenting “so proud of you” on the first ten Instagram posts I see
May 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
commenting “so proud of you” on the first ten Instagram posts I see
boys are psychopaths dude
May 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
boys are psychopaths dude