Draft Stonks
@risingdraftstonk.bsky.social
Mediocre commodity trader by day, Mediocre fantasy football manager also by day
That was the first time I’ve ever seen Jerry’s windows actually impact a non-Cowboys offensive play
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
That was the first time I’ve ever seen Jerry’s windows actually impact a non-Cowboys offensive play
Everyone in my house over the age of 60 has decided: Dan Campbell, our analytics king, is the worst football cage of our age
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Everyone in my house over the age of 60 has decided: Dan Campbell, our analytics king, is the worst football cage of our age
@garyparrishcbs.bsky.social @norlander.bsky.social
Mick Cronin HATES seeing all Statues of Liberty #Calgorithm
Mick Cronin HATES seeing all Statues of Liberty #Calgorithm
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
@garyparrishcbs.bsky.social @norlander.bsky.social
Mick Cronin HATES seeing all Statues of Liberty #Calgorithm
Mick Cronin HATES seeing all Statues of Liberty #Calgorithm
Too much time for Danny Dimes back breaking fumble six….
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Too much time for Danny Dimes back breaking fumble six….
Bears legend, *checks notes* Devin Duvernay, gives Williams and Johnson one last chance not to get swept by Nine this season
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Bears legend, *checks notes* Devin Duvernay, gives Williams and Johnson one last chance not to get swept by Nine this season
Wasting an all-time classic Thursday game on the noon time slot here with Texans vs Titans. Smh
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wasting an all-time classic Thursday game on the noon time slot here with Texans vs Titans. Smh
The Dan Quinn-ening continues…
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Dan Quinn-ening continues…
The Washington Orange Pigs
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Washington Orange Pigs
Hosting a party of huskers, TV not going to the football game for Michigan State/arkansas hoops. Mutiny is brewing.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Hosting a party of huskers, TV not going to the football game for Michigan State/arkansas hoops. Mutiny is brewing.
If you want to time warp to April, leave football for a second and hit FS1 for a nail biter in the Garden. Feels real good to have hoops back
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you want to time warp to April, leave football for a second and hit FS1 for a nail biter in the Garden. Feels real good to have hoops back
One drive in and Sean Payton going full “Play Not to Lose” mode
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
One drive in and Sean Payton going full “Play Not to Lose” mode
Brady trying to get that Herbstreit-esque dog relatability, accidentally confirming himself as an eccentric elite weirdo. Classic.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Brady trying to get that Herbstreit-esque dog relatability, accidentally confirming himself as an eccentric elite weirdo. Classic.
I have +7 random Bucs across my starting line ups today. So that complete collapse at the goal line is feeling a little personal
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I have +7 random Bucs across my starting line ups today. So that complete collapse at the goal line is feeling a little personal
@sickoscommittee.org do we have any analytics on Northwestern’s kicker and his “milk me” celebration? It appears it may be too much for Nebraska to handle
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
@sickoscommittee.org do we have any analytics on Northwestern’s kicker and his “milk me” celebration? It appears it may be too much for Nebraska to handle
This is feeling like we may get a 13-6 Thursday night meat grinder no matter how badly these teams want to be more than that
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is feeling like we may get a 13-6 Thursday night meat grinder no matter how badly these teams want to be more than that
Saw “Disrupt Their Huddle!” On the Broncos big screen. Does any human think that’s better than “Get Loud!” or is this AI?
October 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Saw “Disrupt Their Huddle!” On the Broncos big screen. Does any human think that’s better than “Get Loud!” or is this AI?
You guys remember when McDaniels party trick was beating up on bad teams?
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You guys remember when McDaniels party trick was beating up on bad teams?
Stafford’s having a day, I’m sure it was a the right call to stream Tutu right???
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Stafford’s having a day, I’m sure it was a the right call to stream Tutu right???
Jags being exposed in London while Lawrence is referred to as “Duke of Duval” will never not be funny
October 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Jags being exposed in London while Lawrence is referred to as “Duke of Duval” will never not be funny
Penn State fans watching this Nebraska performance. Gotta get their hands on that sweet sweet Matt Rhule experience
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with his hands folded
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Penn State fans watching this Nebraska performance. Gotta get their hands on that sweet sweet Matt Rhule experience
AJ Brown would trade a Super Bowl ring for 1 (one) game with Joe Flacco peppering him with targets like this
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
AJ Brown would trade a Super Bowl ring for 1 (one) game with Joe Flacco peppering him with targets like this
Ngl kinda sad watching Tomlin’s soul leave his body on that Flacco keeper
October 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ngl kinda sad watching Tomlin’s soul leave his body on that Flacco keeper
Do not ask me why but this game is funnier with Flacco in the all white uniform
October 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Do not ask me why but this game is funnier with Flacco in the all white uniform
Imagine going back to 2021 and trying to convince someone that Daniel Jones and Baker Mayfield have their teams atop their respective conferences in 2025
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Imagine going back to 2021 and trying to convince someone that Daniel Jones and Baker Mayfield have their teams atop their respective conferences in 2025