Rimlicks on Trumpery (Ages 18+)
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Limericks (and more!) to make the MAGA lip quiver, written by an angry grandma who knows a lot of dirty words.
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The 4th revised and expanded edition of my anti-Trump limerick book has been published! As always, it's FREE and in the Public Domain! Printable and digital copies here: tinyurl.com/Rimlicks
The doctor said, "This is a quandary.
There seems to be, oddly, a blondie
Jammed deep in your guts."
So he reached up Trump's butt
And extracted a shitty Pam Bondi.
There seems to be, oddly, a blondie
Jammed deep in your guts."
So he reached up Trump's butt
And extracted a shitty Pam Bondi.
July 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The doctor said, "This is a quandary.
There seems to be, oddly, a blondie
Jammed deep in your guts."
So he reached up Trump's butt
And extracted a shitty Pam Bondi.
There seems to be, oddly, a blondie
Jammed deep in your guts."
So he reached up Trump's butt
And extracted a shitty Pam Bondi.
A new stanza about Lisa Murkowski for my magnum opus "Ode on His MAGAsty," a limerick in 15 rude verses:
July 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
A new stanza about Lisa Murkowski for my magnum opus "Ode on His MAGAsty," a limerick in 15 rude verses:
The 4th revised and expanded edition of my anti-Trump limerick book has been published! As always, it's FREE and in the Public Domain! Printable and digital copies here: tinyurl.com/Rimlicks
June 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The 4th revised and expanded edition of my anti-Trump limerick book has been published! As always, it's FREE and in the Public Domain! Printable and digital copies here: tinyurl.com/Rimlicks
To those who support the Orange Bitch:
You're one of three things; tell me which.
If Trump is your guy,
Explain to me why.
Are you r-worded, racist, or rich?
You're one of three things; tell me which.
If Trump is your guy,
Explain to me why.
Are you r-worded, racist, or rich?
June 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
To those who support the Orange Bitch:
You're one of three things; tell me which.
If Trump is your guy,
Explain to me why.
Are you r-worded, racist, or rich?
You're one of three things; tell me which.
If Trump is your guy,
Explain to me why.
Are you r-worded, racist, or rich?
I’m all alone here in this cavernous skull.
It’s lonely and empty where once it was full.
I peer through an eye;
It’s Fox News that I spy.
This brain cell is ending it. Goodbye, cruel world!
It’s lonely and empty where once it was full.
I peer through an eye;
It’s Fox News that I spy.
This brain cell is ending it. Goodbye, cruel world!
June 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’m all alone here in this cavernous skull.
It’s lonely and empty where once it was full.
I peer through an eye;
It’s Fox News that I spy.
This brain cell is ending it. Goodbye, cruel world!
It’s lonely and empty where once it was full.
I peer through an eye;
It’s Fox News that I spy.
This brain cell is ending it. Goodbye, cruel world!
Not a limerick, but...
Little Donnie Taco throws a little fit.
It is 'cause his nappy's full of stinky shit?
No, the Little Taco wants to be a king,
But all those meanie peons won't stop protesting!
Little Donnie Taco throws a little fit.
It is 'cause his nappy's full of stinky shit?
No, the Little Taco wants to be a king,
But all those meanie peons won't stop protesting!
June 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Not a limerick, but...
Little Donnie Taco throws a little fit.
It is 'cause his nappy's full of stinky shit?
No, the Little Taco wants to be a king,
But all those meanie peons won't stop protesting!
Little Donnie Taco throws a little fit.
It is 'cause his nappy's full of stinky shit?
No, the Little Taco wants to be a king,
But all those meanie peons won't stop protesting!
Trump belches and scratches his balls,
"This Christmas when you deck the halls,
Your babies will see
There under the tree
Four pencils and only two dolls."
"This Christmas when you deck the halls,
Your babies will see
There under the tree
Four pencils and only two dolls."
June 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Trump belches and scratches his balls,
"This Christmas when you deck the halls,
Your babies will see
There under the tree
Four pencils and only two dolls."
"This Christmas when you deck the halls,
Your babies will see
There under the tree
Four pencils and only two dolls."
As Jesus said, "This is your mission:
Give a screwing to anyone wishin'
For safety and health.
And hoard all the wealth!"
(It's in Matthew, red-letter edition.)
Give a screwing to anyone wishin'
For safety and health.
And hoard all the wealth!"
(It's in Matthew, red-letter edition.)
June 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
As Jesus said, "This is your mission:
Give a screwing to anyone wishin'
For safety and health.
And hoard all the wealth!"
(It's in Matthew, red-letter edition.)
Give a screwing to anyone wishin'
For safety and health.
And hoard all the wealth!"
(It's in Matthew, red-letter edition.)
A new verse for "Ode On His MAGAsty," my multi-verse limerick in which sycophants stand around admiring 47's naked form:
Russ Vought gave Trump's nethers a tickle.
"It looks like the crunchiest pickle!
So warty and green,
My mouth's watering;
May I have a taste of the trickle?"
Russ Vought gave Trump's nethers a tickle.
"It looks like the crunchiest pickle!
So warty and green,
My mouth's watering;
May I have a taste of the trickle?"
June 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A new verse for "Ode On His MAGAsty," my multi-verse limerick in which sycophants stand around admiring 47's naked form:
Russ Vought gave Trump's nethers a tickle.
"It looks like the crunchiest pickle!
So warty and green,
My mouth's watering;
May I have a taste of the trickle?"
Russ Vought gave Trump's nethers a tickle.
"It looks like the crunchiest pickle!
So warty and green,
My mouth's watering;
May I have a taste of the trickle?"
MAHAtouille
May 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
MAHAtouille
The SCOTUS is packed with law-scoffers
All filling their personal coffers.
Two-thirds of the team,
Looking less than supreme,
Are bent over, their rosebuds on offer.
All filling their personal coffers.
Two-thirds of the team,
Looking less than supreme,
Are bent over, their rosebuds on offer.
May 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The SCOTUS is packed with law-scoffers
All filling their personal coffers.
Two-thirds of the team,
Looking less than supreme,
Are bent over, their rosebuds on offer.
All filling their personal coffers.
Two-thirds of the team,
Looking less than supreme,
Are bent over, their rosebuds on offer.
He's filling the White house with kitsch and with tat,
So vulgar and tasteless it's hard to look at.
Like the dye in his hair,
There's fake gold everywhere.
He's gilding the dogs! He's gilding the cats!
So vulgar and tasteless it's hard to look at.
Like the dye in his hair,
There's fake gold everywhere.
He's gilding the dogs! He's gilding the cats!
May 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
He's filling the White house with kitsch and with tat,
So vulgar and tasteless it's hard to look at.
Like the dye in his hair,
There's fake gold everywhere.
He's gilding the dogs! He's gilding the cats!
So vulgar and tasteless it's hard to look at.
Like the dye in his hair,
There's fake gold everywhere.
He's gilding the dogs! He's gilding the cats!
The third revised and expanded edition of my anti-Trump limerick book has been published. As always, it's FREE and in the Public Domain! Printable and digital copies here: tinyurl.com/Rimlicks
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The third revised and expanded edition of my anti-Trump limerick book has been published. As always, it's FREE and in the Public Domain! Printable and digital copies here: tinyurl.com/Rimlicks
(Verse 1 of 3)
Let's take a quick pause and get real
The fuck-stick in charge? Peter Thiel.
Curtis Yarvin's his boy.
JD Vance is his toy.
And democracy is his next meal.
Let's take a quick pause and get real
The fuck-stick in charge? Peter Thiel.
Curtis Yarvin's his boy.
JD Vance is his toy.
And democracy is his next meal.
April 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
(Verse 1 of 3)
Let's take a quick pause and get real
The fuck-stick in charge? Peter Thiel.
Curtis Yarvin's his boy.
JD Vance is his toy.
And democracy is his next meal.
Let's take a quick pause and get real
The fuck-stick in charge? Peter Thiel.
Curtis Yarvin's his boy.
JD Vance is his toy.
And democracy is his next meal.
I thought I was watching a thriller
About a crazed serial killer.
But what was I doing?
Turned out I was viewing
An interview with Stephen Miller!
About a crazed serial killer.
But what was I doing?
Turned out I was viewing
An interview with Stephen Miller!
April 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I thought I was watching a thriller
About a crazed serial killer.
But what was I doing?
Turned out I was viewing
An interview with Stephen Miller!
About a crazed serial killer.
But what was I doing?
Turned out I was viewing
An interview with Stephen Miller!
Vance was looking so husky and burly
In his lingerie lacy and pearly.
"What I think I will try
Is a soft, smoky eye!
How I love feeling dainty and girly!"
In his lingerie lacy and pearly.
"What I think I will try
Is a soft, smoky eye!
How I love feeling dainty and girly!"
April 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Vance was looking so husky and burly
In his lingerie lacy and pearly.
"What I think I will try
Is a soft, smoky eye!
How I love feeling dainty and girly!"
In his lingerie lacy and pearly.
"What I think I will try
Is a soft, smoky eye!
How I love feeling dainty and girly!"
"Sir they say, sir they say, sir they say, sir.
I've never met him and I don't know her.
Believe me. Tremendous.
The libs want to end us!
Like nothing the world's ever seen or heard."
I've never met him and I don't know her.
Believe me. Tremendous.
The libs want to end us!
Like nothing the world's ever seen or heard."
April 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Sir they say, sir they say, sir they say, sir.
I've never met him and I don't know her.
Believe me. Tremendous.
The libs want to end us!
Like nothing the world's ever seen or heard."
I've never met him and I don't know her.
Believe me. Tremendous.
The libs want to end us!
Like nothing the world's ever seen or heard."
Lindsey and Barron and Vance begat
Rumors that each in their closet sat,
And the founder of SpaceX
Engages in gay sex...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Rumors that each in their closet sat,
And the founder of SpaceX
Engages in gay sex...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
April 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Lindsey and Barron and Vance begat
Rumors that each in their closet sat,
And the founder of SpaceX
Engages in gay sex...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Rumors that each in their closet sat,
And the founder of SpaceX
Engages in gay sex...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
JD ambushed the Pontiff of Rome
On Easter, and in his own home!
"I would much rather die
Than spend time with this guy.
Wheel me off to the deep catacombs!"
On Easter, and in his own home!
"I would much rather die
Than spend time with this guy.
Wheel me off to the deep catacombs!"
April 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
JD ambushed the Pontiff of Rome
On Easter, and in his own home!
"I would much rather die
Than spend time with this guy.
Wheel me off to the deep catacombs!"
On Easter, and in his own home!
"I would much rather die
Than spend time with this guy.
Wheel me off to the deep catacombs!"
For those who delight in detail,
Here's a word-game you just cannot fail;
Both answers there are
Suit our 'border czar':
Mix the letters of "LIVE" or of "VEIL."
Here's a word-game you just cannot fail;
Both answers there are
Suit our 'border czar':
Mix the letters of "LIVE" or of "VEIL."
April 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
For those who delight in detail,
Here's a word-game you just cannot fail;
Both answers there are
Suit our 'border czar':
Mix the letters of "LIVE" or of "VEIL."
Here's a word-game you just cannot fail;
Both answers there are
Suit our 'border czar':
Mix the letters of "LIVE" or of "VEIL."
"Just look at this ring Jared bought her--
Tremendous enough for my daughter??
She's got the best body;
A certified hottie;
Of the pussies I've grabbed, none is hotter!"
Tremendous enough for my daughter??
She's got the best body;
A certified hottie;
Of the pussies I've grabbed, none is hotter!"
April 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"Just look at this ring Jared bought her--
Tremendous enough for my daughter??
She's got the best body;
A certified hottie;
Of the pussies I've grabbed, none is hotter!"
Tremendous enough for my daughter??
She's got the best body;
A certified hottie;
Of the pussies I've grabbed, none is hotter!"
Excuse me for being so brusque,
But may we discuss Elon Musk?
His ridiculous cars
Should be shipped off to Mars
Along with his hideous husk.
But may we discuss Elon Musk?
His ridiculous cars
Should be shipped off to Mars
Along with his hideous husk.
April 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Excuse me for being so brusque,
But may we discuss Elon Musk?
His ridiculous cars
Should be shipped off to Mars
Along with his hideous husk.
But may we discuss Elon Musk?
His ridiculous cars
Should be shipped off to Mars
Along with his hideous husk.
I s-stutter this name quite a bit:
KKKaroline L-L-Leavitt.
Was her puckered up mouth
On his puckered up south?
And is that why her breath smells like shit?
KKKaroline L-L-Leavitt.
Was her puckered up mouth
On his puckered up south?
And is that why her breath smells like shit?
April 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I s-stutter this name quite a bit:
KKKaroline L-L-Leavitt.
Was her puckered up mouth
On his puckered up south?
And is that why her breath smells like shit?
KKKaroline L-L-Leavitt.
Was her puckered up mouth
On his puckered up south?
And is that why her breath smells like shit?
Hockery Dockery Dick
I'll tell you the name of a prick:
He's been slurping Trump's pole,
Selling lies and his soul--
It's none other than Howard Nut-lick!
I'll tell you the name of a prick:
He's been slurping Trump's pole,
Selling lies and his soul--
It's none other than Howard Nut-lick!
April 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Hockery Dockery Dick
I'll tell you the name of a prick:
He's been slurping Trump's pole,
Selling lies and his soul--
It's none other than Howard Nut-lick!
I'll tell you the name of a prick:
He's been slurping Trump's pole,
Selling lies and his soul--
It's none other than Howard Nut-lick!