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Riley🩸
@rileyisclass.bsky.social
Rather be a cyborg than a goddess | They/She
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Realised I don't have a pin, so I'm Riley, that genderfluid trans woman who everyone likes. You can also find me at rileyisclass.tumblr.com and on twitter with the same @.

But doubt anyone is going from here to there.
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Every time someone says Goldeneye is the "best" shooter ever it's just like, okay, you had an N64 instead of a PC when you were young.

I'm sure you earnestly think that. But I still think that's why. It'd be like if someone said Jazz Jackrabbit is the best mascot platformer. Probably a reason.
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
"This short haircut makes me look like man."

See, that's normal transfem bad brain. Perfectly common. Totally understandable. Mine is much worse.

"This short haircut makes me look like my mother."
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Mentioned Lena Headey asking my brother if he'd seen Dredd (2012) and he called her "Sarah Connor from the Terminator TV Show" which like, she is. I also watched that entire TV show, actually got those video files from him.

But huh, that's his reference point for her? And Summer Glau? Fascinating.
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Of two minds between "Given the popularity of Jackbox and people having smartphones so not needing peripherals, it's weird Sony never brought back Buzz" and "It's Sony, of course they have an IP they never touch again."
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Wait, someone sitting next to me just mistook someone's commission of a D&D elf character as commission of myself pre-haircut. Maybe it's not all over.

Hair grows. Spring follows winter.
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Hair cut shorter than I asked 😔
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Someone is complaining that missing a 95% chance to hit in an RPG makes it bad. We've all been there!

While you might want to reply with a simple: "Try putting it in your mouth next time see if you miss that one." Many find such remarks offputting.

Instead say "Can be rough." with a nod and frown.
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I love Nightstalkers in New Vegas, adorable lil Snuppies. Take Animal Friend just so they'll hang out.
January 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Started playing RoboCop Rogue City Unfinished Buisness and hope I don't run into Murphy's strongest foe, big magnet from RoboCop 2.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The Fallout TV Show remains in this weird positioning for me where I really like it. I enjoy lots of what it is exploring thematically.

But I also don't like how it follow ups on elements from Fallout 1, 2 and New Vegas. And not because "bad things happen" but it feels like interesting.
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Have to question if the United States could even survive invading Greenland. Not just horrific war with NATO, though agh, but just as the US

Will West Coast states look at:

"Win the British Colombian/Pacific front while facing global sanctions because I want Greenland" and secede in favour of NATO
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Got a new phone and now getting hit with question of "Do I really want to reinstall X The Everything App?"

And like... not really.
January 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
In multiple books in The Witcher series characters are just like:

"She has the right to an abortion, which should never be infringed."
"Of course not, everyone knows that."
"In my country it's beyond debate and I take offence at suggesting it could be."
"Let's all quest for Ciri's bodily autonomy."
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If I end up playing Final Fantasy X I'm certain I'll be constantly thinking of that Titus going "I had forgotten about bisexuality" video.
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Never understood the American stereotype of hating the French. I know in 00s it was not joining in on the Iraq War, but "the French are smelly cowards" existed long before that.

Essential in winning the Revolutionary War. Allies in WW2. Literally gave them the Statue of Liberty! What gives?
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Rally co-drivers/navigatiors are fascinating. Taking part in a race where your job is to give directions real good. Professional backseat driving.

Genuinely seems stressful as hell and like it requires immense teamwork and skill.
January 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Bought Hunt: Showdown on Steam Sale and now convinced they've put my purchase on a spreadsheet attributing it to a "Post Malone's Murder Circus" promotional event.
January 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Pretty fucked world that Heather Heyer was murdered by a fascist using a car in a terrorist attack in 2017 and the longterm outcome seems to be that now in 2026 when the fascist secret police murder someone on video, they just claim the victim was a terrorist using their car to commit an attack.
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Most incredible cut off by ellipses in a film description I've seen.
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Putting on my country's international football jersey and heading to the stadium with a bunch of other people in jerseys to celebrate foreign occupation.
January 4, 2026 at 2:42 PM
New York Times refuses to report on upcoming mass shooting as it would endanger the life of the shooter.
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Surprised Marvel hasn't made a nonbinary Gamma Mutate called "They-Hulk" yet,

Which would either suck or rule. Or more accurately, suck and rule depending on who is writing them as Marvel minorities tend to be.
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
*Real* punk isn't racist.
*Real* punk is about getting lost in the supermarket.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Amazing how much International politicians can say nothing to try and look good. Like oh, we're following the situation with great concern. We care very strongly about respecting international law and encourage de-escalation.

But aren't saying "The US should release the person they just kidnapped."
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
European Union needs to take control of their own Payment Card Industry over Visa and MasterCard. Half of transactions in EU are card, those cards are American.

How could they treat America like Russia after something like their attacks on Venezuela, even if they wanted to?
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM