Rikki (Guerrero) Wildfire
@rikkiwildfire.bsky.social
Your Friendly Neighborhood Pendeja
Rikki/Nikki/Stevie
Guerrero-Benoit-Podemski-Abizhó
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Rikki/Nikki/Stevie
Guerrero-Benoit-Podemski-Abizhó
https://instagram.com/rikkiwildfire
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"The String"
An intrusive thought by Rikki Wildfire.
www.patreon.com/posts/141169...
#comedy #horror #writing #shortstory
An intrusive thought by Rikki Wildfire.
www.patreon.com/posts/141169...
#comedy #horror #writing #shortstory
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"The String"
An intrusive thought by Rikki Wildfire.
www.patreon.com/posts/141169...
#comedy #horror #writing #shortstory
An intrusive thought by Rikki Wildfire.
www.patreon.com/posts/141169...
#comedy #horror #writing #shortstory
Let me explore you tonight.
October 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let me explore you tonight.
I dabble in fleeting interests and passing fads.
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I dabble in fleeting interests and passing fads.
I'm a professional hobbyist.
October 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm a professional hobbyist.
She gasps when I say her name.
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
She gasps when I say her name.
I don't like that one of my only memories of home is of me being taken from it.
I'll be home soon, Alley.
I'll be home soon, Alley.
October 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don't like that one of my only memories of home is of me being taken from it.
I'll be home soon, Alley.
I'll be home soon, Alley.
I've tuned out news feeds, and I don't feel like I've missed a thing.
October 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I've tuned out news feeds, and I don't feel like I've missed a thing.
The moon shattered to dust and rained hell upon the world. DangerDolphin looked at this and sighed. "Nothing I could articulate at this time would match the magnitude and significance of this moment, and yet, here I am, fucking that all up too."
October 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The moon shattered to dust and rained hell upon the world. DangerDolphin looked at this and sighed. "Nothing I could articulate at this time would match the magnitude and significance of this moment, and yet, here I am, fucking that all up too."
I'm reading her lips, looking for an excuse. She's reaching for me, kissing who she finds. Our third first in our twenty-first summer in a quiet corner of an empty mall.
October 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm reading her lips, looking for an excuse. She's reaching for me, kissing who she finds. Our third first in our twenty-first summer in a quiet corner of an empty mall.
Freshman year. A gathering in Santa Ana. A girl, pretty in pink, little and mean. I loved her. I still do.
October 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Freshman year. A gathering in Santa Ana. A girl, pretty in pink, little and mean. I loved her. I still do.
"You promised you wouldn't sing Michael Jackson in front of me anymore. You know it gets me all hot and bothered."
- Alley McClarnon
- Alley McClarnon
October 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"You promised you wouldn't sing Michael Jackson in front of me anymore. You know it gets me all hot and bothered."
- Alley McClarnon
- Alley McClarnon
Can I bite your thighs later, and is it possible to get home delivery?
September 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Can I bite your thighs later, and is it possible to get home delivery?
"I'll love you forever and ever."
"To infinity and beyond?"
"For all of time and space."
"To infinity and beyond?"
"For all of time and space."
September 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"I'll love you forever and ever."
"To infinity and beyond?"
"For all of time and space."
"To infinity and beyond?"
"For all of time and space."
You asked if I would sing for you,
but what is it you want to hear?
but what is it you want to hear?
September 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You asked if I would sing for you,
but what is it you want to hear?
but what is it you want to hear?
To become one with the void and the Ancient Ones that dwell within, turn to page 57.
To flirt back, turn to page 81.
To flirt back, turn to page 81.
September 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
To become one with the void and the Ancient Ones that dwell within, turn to page 57.
To flirt back, turn to page 81.
To flirt back, turn to page 81.
They're asking me to definitively state who the ___ of my ___ is.
I can only stall for so long.
I can only stall for so long.
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
They're asking me to definitively state who the ___ of my ___ is.
I can only stall for so long.
I can only stall for so long.
I want to feel her lips on mine.
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I want to feel her lips on mine.
Every other letter of this is a cry for help.
September 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every other letter of this is a cry for help.
Dylan Moran is Peter Capaldi by way of Robert Downey Jrs, smells of soap, and often found screaming at birds in French.
September 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Dylan Moran is Peter Capaldi by way of Robert Downey Jrs, smells of soap, and often found screaming at birds in French.
I'm also Mrs. McClarnon.
Allison McClarnon is my husband.
I like saying her name.
We're official.
No, she isn't making me write this.
No, I'm okay.
Allison McClarnon is my husband.
I like saying her name.
We're official.
No, she isn't making me write this.
No, I'm okay.
September 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm also Mrs. McClarnon.
Allison McClarnon is my husband.
I like saying her name.
We're official.
No, she isn't making me write this.
No, I'm okay.
Allison McClarnon is my husband.
I like saying her name.
We're official.
No, she isn't making me write this.
No, I'm okay.
"Will you be mine forever?"
"I already am."
"I already am."
September 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Will you be mine forever?"
"I already am."
"I already am."
There's before everything.
And then, there's after.
I wonder what she's doing after.
And then, there's after.
I wonder what she's doing after.
September 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
There's before everything.
And then, there's after.
I wonder what she's doing after.
And then, there's after.
I wonder what she's doing after.
Is your world burning? Sooth it with Omai's Cool-Oh! - now with slow-acting relief!
a cartoon character wearing a headband and a towel is running towards a fire
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a headband and a towel is running towards a fire
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September 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Is your world burning? Sooth it with Omai's Cool-Oh! - now with slow-acting relief!
Where Stars Collide
Originally produced under my previous legal name, Stevie Arviso.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
#comedy #humor #audiofiction #voiceover #scifi #tongva #ojibwe #diné #navajo #firstnations #polynesian #hawaiian #taiwanese #japanese #indigenous #native #longbeach #LBC #stanton
Originally produced under my previous legal name, Stevie Arviso.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
#comedy #humor #audiofiction #voiceover #scifi #tongva #ojibwe #diné #navajo #firstnations #polynesian #hawaiian #taiwanese #japanese #indigenous #native #longbeach #LBC #stanton
August 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Where Stars Collide
Originally produced under my previous legal name, Stevie Arviso.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
#comedy #humor #audiofiction #voiceover #scifi #tongva #ojibwe #diné #navajo #firstnations #polynesian #hawaiian #taiwanese #japanese #indigenous #native #longbeach #LBC #stanton
Originally produced under my previous legal name, Stevie Arviso.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
#comedy #humor #audiofiction #voiceover #scifi #tongva #ojibwe #diné #navajo #firstnations #polynesian #hawaiian #taiwanese #japanese #indigenous #native #longbeach #LBC #stanton
HEARTS & ACES
Melody Thunder is a Lone Voice in the Weird West!
Coming 2026!
#comedy #humor #audiofiction #writing #voiceover #tongva #ojibwe #diné #navajo #firstnations #polynesian #hawaiian #taiwanese #japanese #indigenous #native #longbeach #LBC #stanton #lgbt
Melody Thunder is a Lone Voice in the Weird West!
Coming 2026!
#comedy #humor #audiofiction #writing #voiceover #tongva #ojibwe #diné #navajo #firstnations #polynesian #hawaiian #taiwanese #japanese #indigenous #native #longbeach #LBC #stanton #lgbt
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
HEARTS & ACES
Melody Thunder is a Lone Voice in the Weird West!
Coming 2026!
#comedy #humor #audiofiction #writing #voiceover #tongva #ojibwe #diné #navajo #firstnations #polynesian #hawaiian #taiwanese #japanese #indigenous #native #longbeach #LBC #stanton #lgbt
Melody Thunder is a Lone Voice in the Weird West!
Coming 2026!
#comedy #humor #audiofiction #writing #voiceover #tongva #ojibwe #diné #navajo #firstnations #polynesian #hawaiian #taiwanese #japanese #indigenous #native #longbeach #LBC #stanton #lgbt