Dalton
@riddlemethat.bsky.social
part time coach 🏋🏼♂️ // full time nerd 👾 and husband to @cod3z.bsky.social 👬🏼
QTP with a gif of your favourite Pokémon! (Wrong answers only)
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
QTP with a gif of your favourite Pokémon! (Wrong answers only)
One of my clients offered a bonus to upgrade my studio equipment. Looks like ‘26 is off to a better than expected start
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
One of my clients offered a bonus to upgrade my studio equipment. Looks like ‘26 is off to a better than expected start
just a boy and his dogs @cod3z.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
just a boy and his dogs @cod3z.bsky.social
my mom tried to drunkenly explain the significance of the New Madrid Fault Line to our uber driver last night and he was wholly uninterested but that did not stop her enthusiasm 😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
my mom tried to drunkenly explain the significance of the New Madrid Fault Line to our uber driver last night and he was wholly uninterested but that did not stop her enthusiasm 😂
sweating out the Sunday scaries
December 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
sweating out the Sunday scaries
I mean, just look at him 😍❤️ @cod3z.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I mean, just look at him 😍❤️ @cod3z.bsky.social
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can you guess whose gifts are in which wrapping paper? @riddlemethat.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
can you guess whose gifts are in which wrapping paper? @riddlemethat.bsky.social
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stockings were stuffed
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
stockings were stuffed
a perfect example of “what we ordered online” vs “what we actually got” 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
a perfect example of “what we ordered online” vs “what we actually got” 🤣
Guncle Cody reporting for duty 😍
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Guncle Cody reporting for duty 😍
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edible kicking in and @cod3z.bsky.social left me home alone to paint the guest bathroom 😅
a drag queen is wearing a red dress and says `` i can 't wait to see how this turns out '' .
ALT: a drag queen is wearing a red dress and says `` i can 't wait to see how this turns out '' .
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December 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
edible kicking in and @cod3z.bsky.social left me home alone to paint the guest bathroom 😅
*playing the ZA DLC*
Cody - “Awe look at that cute little guy”
me - “It’s a Hoopa!
Cody - “A who-pa?”
me - “A HOO-PA!”
Cody - “Who the f*** is a Hoopa”
Cody - “Awe look at that cute little guy”
me - “It’s a Hoopa!
Cody - “A who-pa?”
me - “A HOO-PA!”
Cody - “Who the f*** is a Hoopa”
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
*playing the ZA DLC*
Cody - “Awe look at that cute little guy”
me - “It’s a Hoopa!
Cody - “A who-pa?”
me - “A HOO-PA!”
Cody - “Who the f*** is a Hoopa”
Cody - “Awe look at that cute little guy”
me - “It’s a Hoopa!
Cody - “A who-pa?”
me - “A HOO-PA!”
Cody - “Who the f*** is a Hoopa”
@cod3z.bsky.social got the towelless version
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@cod3z.bsky.social got the towelless version
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four years ago today 🥹♥️ @riddlemethat.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
four years ago today 🥹♥️ @riddlemethat.bsky.social
an underrated classic
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
an underrated classic
when your favorite teacher form HS cleans out the basement and gives you her D&D collection
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
when your favorite teacher form HS cleans out the basement and gives you her D&D collection
happy Thanksgiving from our turkeys to yours @cod3z.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
happy Thanksgiving from our turkeys to yours @cod3z.bsky.social
tell me you were raised in the Midwest without telling me you were raised in the Midwest
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
tell me you were raised in the Midwest without telling me you were raised in the Midwest
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two boys who are not happy that their dads are going on a trip without them... yet again
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
two boys who are not happy that their dads are going on a trip without them... yet again
hard to believe this handsome boy turns 4 today! Happy Birthday Tanky! Your daddies love you 💙 @cod3z.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
hard to believe this handsome boy turns 4 today! Happy Birthday Tanky! Your daddies love you 💙 @cod3z.bsky.social
In and out of both the county court house and DMV in under an hour. That’s the win we like to see on a Friday morning
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In and out of both the county court house and DMV in under an hour. That’s the win we like to see on a Friday morning
in desperate need of a haircut 💇🏼♂️
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
in desperate need of a haircut 💇🏼♂️
sure sex is great, but have you ever had perfectly organized Pokemon boxes
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
sure sex is great, but have you ever had perfectly organized Pokemon boxes