Ricochet Rowdy
@ricochetrowdy.bsky.social
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Ricochet Rowdy
@ricochetrowdy.bsky.social
· Dec 23
It depends. Do you want people to suspect you are a douchecanoe or do you want to confirm it? $tsla
JASON SAYS… $tsla
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
JASON SAYS… $tsla
Farzad with a headstart to being dumb and dumber... $tsla
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Farzad with a headstart to being dumb and dumber... $tsla
All Eva Boomer Braun needs is a shopping cart to complete the homeless chic look. $tsla
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
All Eva Boomer Braun needs is a shopping cart to complete the homeless chic look. $tsla
Cry harder, Bitch! $tsla
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Cry harder, Bitch! $tsla
This is like saying Al Capone audited his personal tax returns..... $tsla
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is like saying Al Capone audited his personal tax returns..... $tsla
Brad is supposedly an investment professional, but I missed this day of Cult Investing 101... $tsla
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Brad is supposedly an investment professional, but I missed this day of Cult Investing 101... $tsla
Same person? $tsla
December 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Same person? $tsla
Can we get a “hallelujah?” $tsla
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Can we get a “hallelujah?” $tsla
All-in $tsla investors….
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
All-in $tsla investors….
Popcorn for everyone!! $tsla
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Popcorn for everyone!! $tsla
Silly me for thinking autonomous vehicles did not require drivers like every other car…. $tsla
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Silly me for thinking autonomous vehicles did not require drivers like every other car…. $tsla
And, I was worried that the potential was only $69T. Silly me! $tsla
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
And, I was worried that the potential was only $69T. Silly me! $tsla
Bro, this was done with Colonel Steve Austin in the 1970’s and it only cost $6 million! $tsla
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bro, this was done with Colonel Steve Austin in the 1970’s and it only cost $6 million! $tsla
Three dumbass $tsla simps…
See how they shill…
See how they shill…
December 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Three dumbass $tsla simps…
See how they shill…
See how they shill…
Elon,
My 2026 goal is to raise my grift to the next gigalevel.
I will continue to SEC and would even offer TeslaPapaSmurf as a human sacrifice, if you can please help me make this happen.
Love, Eva Boomer Braun (but you can call me Mommy) $tsla
My 2026 goal is to raise my grift to the next gigalevel.
I will continue to SEC and would even offer TeslaPapaSmurf as a human sacrifice, if you can please help me make this happen.
Love, Eva Boomer Braun (but you can call me Mommy) $tsla
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Elon,
My 2026 goal is to raise my grift to the next gigalevel.
I will continue to SEC and would even offer TeslaPapaSmurf as a human sacrifice, if you can please help me make this happen.
Love, Eva Boomer Braun (but you can call me Mommy) $tsla
My 2026 goal is to raise my grift to the next gigalevel.
I will continue to SEC and would even offer TeslaPapaSmurf as a human sacrifice, if you can please help me make this happen.
Love, Eva Boomer Braun (but you can call me Mommy) $tsla
Tesla PTA President, Eva Boomer Braun, launches another letter-writing campaign… $tsla
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tesla PTA President, Eva Boomer Braun, launches another letter-writing campaign… $tsla
BREAKING: Visagoths approaching Twitter office! $tsla
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
BREAKING: Visagoths approaching Twitter office! $tsla
Plaintiff counsels rejoice! Christmas came gigaearly! $tsla
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Plaintiff counsels rejoice! Christmas came gigaearly! $tsla