Rick Zhampagne 🍁♊️
@rickzhampagne.bsky.social
Introverted Gemini | Happily Canadian | Just doing my best 🏳️🌈.
I ❤ Reality TV, Food, 420 & good banter :)
I ❤ Reality TV, Food, 420 & good banter :)
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Not only are Boz & Racquelle really interesting and unique newbies, but they are both STUNNING!! 🤩✨
It’s kinda the year of gorgeous newbies because we also got Katie & Stacey! 👀🙌
#RHOBH 💎#rhony 🍏#RHOP 🌸#rhoc 🍊
It’s kinda the year of gorgeous newbies because we also got Katie & Stacey! 👀🙌
#RHOBH 💎#rhony 🍏#RHOP 🌸#rhoc 🍊
I was giving Venita some grace because she said there were issues with the edit, buuuuuuttttt…
Now she’s bragging about getting more attention than JT’s gf??? She just keeps digging the hole deeper!! 😱👀
#SouthernCharm
Now she’s bragging about getting more attention than JT’s gf??? She just keeps digging the hole deeper!! 😱👀
#SouthernCharm
March 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I was giving Venita some grace because she said there were issues with the edit, buuuuuuttttt…
Now she’s bragging about getting more attention than JT’s gf??? She just keeps digging the hole deeper!! 😱👀
#SouthernCharm
Now she’s bragging about getting more attention than JT’s gf??? She just keeps digging the hole deeper!! 😱👀
#SouthernCharm
I know it’s awkward af, but I actually love the little moments where Lindsay & Carl are being kind to each other 👀💕🤷♂️
Like I can almost see them getting to the place where he’s Uncle Carl to the baby 😬
#SummerHouse
Like I can almost see them getting to the place where he’s Uncle Carl to the baby 😬
#SummerHouse
March 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I know it’s awkward af, but I actually love the little moments where Lindsay & Carl are being kind to each other 👀💕🤷♂️
Like I can almost see them getting to the place where he’s Uncle Carl to the baby 😬
#SummerHouse
Like I can almost see them getting to the place where he’s Uncle Carl to the baby 😬
#SummerHouse
I feel like Gizelle has never had more fun at a reunion in her entire tenure as a Housewife! 🥰
All the heat was on Mia, Karen & Stacey so Mama was just sitting back & loving life for once 🙌
#RHOP 🌸
All the heat was on Mia, Karen & Stacey so Mama was just sitting back & loving life for once 🙌
#RHOP 🌸
March 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I feel like Gizelle has never had more fun at a reunion in her entire tenure as a Housewife! 🥰
All the heat was on Mia, Karen & Stacey so Mama was just sitting back & loving life for once 🙌
#RHOP 🌸
All the heat was on Mia, Karen & Stacey so Mama was just sitting back & loving life for once 🙌
#RHOP 🌸
“Girl who said I was sober? I’m just not drinking with these bitches” 👀🍸
I feel like this was the most truthful thing Karen said all season unfortunately 😳🤷♂️
#RHOP 🌸
I feel like this was the most truthful thing Karen said all season unfortunately 😳🤷♂️
#RHOP 🌸
March 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Girl who said I was sober? I’m just not drinking with these bitches” 👀🍸
I feel like this was the most truthful thing Karen said all season unfortunately 😳🤷♂️
#RHOP 🌸
I feel like this was the most truthful thing Karen said all season unfortunately 😳🤷♂️
#RHOP 🌸
Damn… finally got to the Pool Party Massacre episode of Shahs, and that shit was bonkers!! 🤯🤯🤯
Has a Bravo cast ever gone this low before?!? I’m wracking my brain cuz this was insanely vile 👀🤔
#ShahsOfSunset 🌅
Has a Bravo cast ever gone this low before?!? I’m wracking my brain cuz this was insanely vile 👀🤔
#ShahsOfSunset 🌅
March 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Damn… finally got to the Pool Party Massacre episode of Shahs, and that shit was bonkers!! 🤯🤯🤯
Has a Bravo cast ever gone this low before?!? I’m wracking my brain cuz this was insanely vile 👀🤔
#ShahsOfSunset 🌅
Has a Bravo cast ever gone this low before?!? I’m wracking my brain cuz this was insanely vile 👀🤔
#ShahsOfSunset 🌅
The transactional way that Will talks about his relationship / future with Emmy is sooo off-putting…. 😳
On the one hand I want her to wake up, but on the other I actually kinda think they’re perfect for each other considering her “will”ful delusion 🤷♂️
#southernhospitality
On the one hand I want her to wake up, but on the other I actually kinda think they’re perfect for each other considering her “will”ful delusion 🤷♂️
#southernhospitality
March 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The transactional way that Will talks about his relationship / future with Emmy is sooo off-putting…. 😳
On the one hand I want her to wake up, but on the other I actually kinda think they’re perfect for each other considering her “will”ful delusion 🤷♂️
#southernhospitality
On the one hand I want her to wake up, but on the other I actually kinda think they’re perfect for each other considering her “will”ful delusion 🤷♂️
#southernhospitality
Admitting you straddled a man (who’s already told you he’s got a gf) and saying “don’t act like you don’t want this” is WILD!!! Like what is she even thinking?! 🤯🤯🤯
I’ve been back & forth all episode on who is behaving more pathetically… Venita vs Shep? 👀
#SouthernCharm
I’ve been back & forth all episode on who is behaving more pathetically… Venita vs Shep? 👀
#SouthernCharm
February 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Admitting you straddled a man (who’s already told you he’s got a gf) and saying “don’t act like you don’t want this” is WILD!!! Like what is she even thinking?! 🤯🤯🤯
I’ve been back & forth all episode on who is behaving more pathetically… Venita vs Shep? 👀
#SouthernCharm
I’ve been back & forth all episode on who is behaving more pathetically… Venita vs Shep? 👀
#SouthernCharm
Slight jump scare when Danielle popped in the door!! 😱
That said, I actually don’t mind if it happens sporadically… she’s got lots of legit history with this group so it makes sense 🤷♂️
#SummerHouse ☀️
That said, I actually don’t mind if it happens sporadically… she’s got lots of legit history with this group so it makes sense 🤷♂️
#SummerHouse ☀️
February 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Slight jump scare when Danielle popped in the door!! 😱
That said, I actually don’t mind if it happens sporadically… she’s got lots of legit history with this group so it makes sense 🤷♂️
#SummerHouse ☀️
That said, I actually don’t mind if it happens sporadically… she’s got lots of legit history with this group so it makes sense 🤷♂️
#SummerHouse ☀️
You could practically hear Jesse Solomon’s boner deflate when Lexi said “I’m not a casual dater at all” 😬🍆
Why are these men always so disappointing & predictable?! 🤷♂️
#SummerHouse ☀️
Why are these men always so disappointing & predictable?! 🤷♂️
#SummerHouse ☀️
February 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You could practically hear Jesse Solomon’s boner deflate when Lexi said “I’m not a casual dater at all” 😬🍆
Why are these men always so disappointing & predictable?! 🤷♂️
#SummerHouse ☀️
Why are these men always so disappointing & predictable?! 🤷♂️
#SummerHouse ☀️
Tzarina shit-talking Captain Jason (when he was literally trying to reduce her workload) just confirms for me that she was kinda the problem all along. 🙄🤷♂️
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
February 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Tzarina shit-talking Captain Jason (when he was literally trying to reduce her workload) just confirms for me that she was kinda the problem all along. 🙄🤷♂️
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
OMG this charter guest is suuuuch a freaking douche nozzle!!! Truly my least favourite category of human being 🤮🙄
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
February 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
OMG this charter guest is suuuuch a freaking douche nozzle!!! Truly my least favourite category of human being 🤮🙄
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
February 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Quad upgraded from a mean little weasel like Dr G to THIS hot man, and you really expect her not to drunkenly brag about it?! 😬🙌❤️
Also, I hate the way G was speaking to Tea … that man’s got some kind of napoleon complex 🤷♂️
#Married2Med
Also, I hate the way G was speaking to Tea … that man’s got some kind of napoleon complex 🤷♂️
#Married2Med
February 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Quad upgraded from a mean little weasel like Dr G to THIS hot man, and you really expect her not to drunkenly brag about it?! 😬🙌❤️
Also, I hate the way G was speaking to Tea … that man’s got some kind of napoleon complex 🤷♂️
#Married2Med
Also, I hate the way G was speaking to Tea … that man’s got some kind of napoleon complex 🤷♂️
#Married2Med
**back to my Shah’s journey**
MJ’s wedding was the messiest I’ve ever seen on Bravo… omg that was amazing lol 🤩
Vida was terrorizing the makeup girl, Tommy’s vows made me sob and MJ’s vows broke into an argument 🤣 Sooo good!!
#ShahsOfSunset
MJ’s wedding was the messiest I’ve ever seen on Bravo… omg that was amazing lol 🤩
Vida was terrorizing the makeup girl, Tommy’s vows made me sob and MJ’s vows broke into an argument 🤣 Sooo good!!
#ShahsOfSunset
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
**back to my Shah’s journey**
MJ’s wedding was the messiest I’ve ever seen on Bravo… omg that was amazing lol 🤩
Vida was terrorizing the makeup girl, Tommy’s vows made me sob and MJ’s vows broke into an argument 🤣 Sooo good!!
#ShahsOfSunset
MJ’s wedding was the messiest I’ve ever seen on Bravo… omg that was amazing lol 🤩
Vida was terrorizing the makeup girl, Tommy’s vows made me sob and MJ’s vows broke into an argument 🤣 Sooo good!!
#ShahsOfSunset
I’m typically not too squeamish but I about fainted when poor Harry crushed his thumb! 😨
I’m afraid we’re gonna lose him for the rest of the season 🥹
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
I’m afraid we’re gonna lose him for the rest of the season 🥹
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
February 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m typically not too squeamish but I about fainted when poor Harry crushed his thumb! 😨
I’m afraid we’re gonna lose him for the rest of the season 🥹
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
I’m afraid we’re gonna lose him for the rest of the season 🥹
#BelowDeckDownUnder 🛥️
Old RHONY playing on Bravo Canada today 😍
What I miss most about the old HWs is that they weren’t afraid to look like a damn fool!! 🙌 Like Tinsley getting wine drunk at the circus & fully melting down **chefs kiss** 🍷🤡
#RHONY 🍎
What I miss most about the old HWs is that they weren’t afraid to look like a damn fool!! 🙌 Like Tinsley getting wine drunk at the circus & fully melting down **chefs kiss** 🍷🤡
#RHONY 🍎
February 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Old RHONY playing on Bravo Canada today 😍
What I miss most about the old HWs is that they weren’t afraid to look like a damn fool!! 🙌 Like Tinsley getting wine drunk at the circus & fully melting down **chefs kiss** 🍷🤡
#RHONY 🍎
What I miss most about the old HWs is that they weren’t afraid to look like a damn fool!! 🙌 Like Tinsley getting wine drunk at the circus & fully melting down **chefs kiss** 🍷🤡
#RHONY 🍎
I’ve been wondering all season why Grace Lilly is even on this show but she finally showed up this episode!! 👀
Girlfriend is a few fries short of a happy meal me thinks 😬🤷♂️🍟
#SouthernHospitality
Girlfriend is a few fries short of a happy meal me thinks 😬🤷♂️🍟
#SouthernHospitality
February 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’ve been wondering all season why Grace Lilly is even on this show but she finally showed up this episode!! 👀
Girlfriend is a few fries short of a happy meal me thinks 😬🤷♂️🍟
#SouthernHospitality
Girlfriend is a few fries short of a happy meal me thinks 😬🤷♂️🍟
#SouthernHospitality
Wait now JT is Venita’s “best friend” as well?! Like when did this happen? 👀
It’s giving they made a deal off camera to be each others storyline 🤔🤷♂️
PS - I also need JT to stop showing his sweaty pits 🤢
#southerncharm
It’s giving they made a deal off camera to be each others storyline 🤔🤷♂️
PS - I also need JT to stop showing his sweaty pits 🤢
#southerncharm
February 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Wait now JT is Venita’s “best friend” as well?! Like when did this happen? 👀
It’s giving they made a deal off camera to be each others storyline 🤔🤷♂️
PS - I also need JT to stop showing his sweaty pits 🤢
#southerncharm
It’s giving they made a deal off camera to be each others storyline 🤔🤷♂️
PS - I also need JT to stop showing his sweaty pits 🤢
#southerncharm
Taylor: “Santa?!”
Shep: “Siena!”
Madison: “She could be Santa because we never see her” 🤣🧑🎄
Shep really is looking like a damn fool this season, obsessing over a 26 yr old who clearly isn’t interested 😬🤷♂️👀
#SouthernCharm
Shep: “Siena!”
Madison: “She could be Santa because we never see her” 🤣🧑🎄
Shep really is looking like a damn fool this season, obsessing over a 26 yr old who clearly isn’t interested 😬🤷♂️👀
#SouthernCharm
February 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Taylor: “Santa?!”
Shep: “Siena!”
Madison: “She could be Santa because we never see her” 🤣🧑🎄
Shep really is looking like a damn fool this season, obsessing over a 26 yr old who clearly isn’t interested 😬🤷♂️👀
#SouthernCharm
Shep: “Siena!”
Madison: “She could be Santa because we never see her” 🤣🧑🎄
Shep really is looking like a damn fool this season, obsessing over a 26 yr old who clearly isn’t interested 😬🤷♂️👀
#SouthernCharm
Carolyn ended up getting VERY lucky during breakfast!! 😱
Sam devised a super smart Traitor trap in the moment, but Sandoval immediately fcked it up due to sheer stupidity 🤣 As ridiculous as he is, Tom has been amazing comic relief 🤷♂️
#TheTraitors 🔪
Sam devised a super smart Traitor trap in the moment, but Sandoval immediately fcked it up due to sheer stupidity 🤣 As ridiculous as he is, Tom has been amazing comic relief 🤷♂️
#TheTraitors 🔪
February 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Carolyn ended up getting VERY lucky during breakfast!! 😱
Sam devised a super smart Traitor trap in the moment, but Sandoval immediately fcked it up due to sheer stupidity 🤣 As ridiculous as he is, Tom has been amazing comic relief 🤷♂️
#TheTraitors 🔪
Sam devised a super smart Traitor trap in the moment, but Sandoval immediately fcked it up due to sheer stupidity 🤣 As ridiculous as he is, Tom has been amazing comic relief 🤷♂️
#TheTraitors 🔪
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Would you describe yourself as ditzy?” 🤯
I typically have enjoyed Jesse Solomon but he gave me maaaajor ick this entire episode. 🙄
#SummerHouse ☀️🏠
I typically have enjoyed Jesse Solomon but he gave me maaaajor ick this entire episode. 🙄
#SummerHouse ☀️🏠
February 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“Would you describe yourself as ditzy?” 🤯
I typically have enjoyed Jesse Solomon but he gave me maaaajor ick this entire episode. 🙄
#SummerHouse ☀️🏠
I typically have enjoyed Jesse Solomon but he gave me maaaajor ick this entire episode. 🙄
#SummerHouse ☀️🏠
February 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
