kelsey bee
@richuncleskeleton.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏴☠️Pirates spare no one🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
bi, witchy, millennial shenanigans
lotta yarn here
ask about my cat
she/her - okc
bi, witchy, millennial shenanigans
lotta yarn here
ask about my cat
she/her - okc
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.
Oink oink final form *power up noises*
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Oink oink final form *power up noises*
Shakin that bacon
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Shakin that bacon
Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal
Do you all remember the Hazbin Hotel Commercial Bumpers? #niffty #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal
Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi
I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD
Rip it and ribbit
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rip it and ribbit
One brain cell working for the weekend
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
One brain cell working for the weekend
Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.
I feel like not having a pair of gloves specifically for eating Cheetos is what's holding me back in life
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I feel like not having a pair of gloves specifically for eating Cheetos is what's holding me back in life
Tender as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tender as hell
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"I went out on a limb for you, you little shit" #ofmd #izzyhands
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"I went out on a limb for you, you little shit" #ofmd #izzyhands
Second mushroom, getting close to cracking the pattern
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Second mushroom, getting close to cracking the pattern
Check on your night shift buddies today, we're extra sleepy because daylight savings is rude
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Check on your night shift buddies today, we're extra sleepy because daylight savings is rude
and then every day was halloween til the end of time amen
Who's ready for death? Or a little death, perhaps?
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
and then every day was halloween til the end of time amen
Can't leave, the cat is doing nothing and I have to stay and watch
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Can't leave, the cat is doing nothing and I have to stay and watch
Reposted by kelsey bee
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃👻
Me in the front facing camera every time
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me in the front facing camera every time
Mothman trouble? Make it DOUBLE
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Mothman trouble? Make it DOUBLE
I don't want to watch Welcome to Derry, but I will watch IT Goes to Jail, IT Scared Stupid, and/or IT Saves Christmas.
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don't want to watch Welcome to Derry, but I will watch IT Goes to Jail, IT Scared Stupid, and/or IT Saves Christmas.
Whoever is sending the shitty weather, I love you but please stop
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Whoever is sending the shitty weather, I love you but please stop