Richie Humps
richiehumps.bsky.social
Richie Humps
@richiehumps.bsky.social
I do dabs and talk about movies.

But I’ve been to therapy now.
Forgot about this app again
August 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Pint too small or hand too big?
I'm starting to develop a problem...
March 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Writing fan fiction and calling it a spec
March 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This really is a jackpot for someone.
March 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s not even an attraction thing, I’d just fight wars for Brenda Song because she means that much to me.
March 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There’s a meat stroking scene in Righteous Gemstones that’s super jarring because i didn’t know you could show that on tv.
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I started watching Righteous Gemstones, fell asleep for a minute and woke up to an episode where a dude was cranking his hog
March 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The first person to milk a cow joke concept is for everyone to use.
March 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You poop different on a weight loss journey
March 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Every medical show has an Amish episode.
March 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Things I want in Marvel Rivals:

Yondu with his whistle arrow

Falcon with the ability to pick characters up and airdrop them/turn Punisher into a chopper gunner.

Uatu with an ult that makes both teams swap places.

Green Goblin
March 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Did My Cousin Vinny win best picture?
March 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Unfollowing Jeff Dye is good for your mental health
March 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Yall never told me what My Cousin Vinny was about and now I’m watching it and it’s one of the best movies I’ve ever seen.
March 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Switch Brutalist and substance and i agree
Nickel Boys > Dune 2 > Anora > Brutalist > Complete Unknown > I’m Still Here > Conclave > The Substance > Wicked > EP
March 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I call this app quiet Twitter
February 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Michelle Trachtenberg :(
February 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Are grapes woke? Serious replies only, trying to eat MAGA.
February 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I too would write a sitcom where Essence Atkins calls me Poppa all the time.
February 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Boy math is 5 sha boing boings last me 3 weeks
February 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Put Yondu in Marvel Rivals
February 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
People just act too cool to like Avatar 2
February 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If i was an SNL cast member they’d have me playing Luigi Mangione
February 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hell yeah Trump
February 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Watching Pig because City of Angels isn’t available without paying.
February 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM