Average Bovine Buddy 🔞
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18+ blog. Minors DNI. Mid-20s. Non-binary but I blush if you call me 'bull'
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I want to listen to music but my brain is going:
hey i know you have headphones on but you 100% just heard someone calling your name. you just heard someone knocking on your door it wasn't just the drums. yeah there's someone trying to get your attention you gotta take your headphones off NOW
hey i know you have headphones on but you 100% just heard someone calling your name. you just heard someone knocking on your door it wasn't just the drums. yeah there's someone trying to get your attention you gotta take your headphones off NOW
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I want to listen to music but my brain is going:
hey i know you have headphones on but you 100% just heard someone calling your name. you just heard someone knocking on your door it wasn't just the drums. yeah there's someone trying to get your attention you gotta take your headphones off NOW
hey i know you have headphones on but you 100% just heard someone calling your name. you just heard someone knocking on your door it wasn't just the drums. yeah there's someone trying to get your attention you gotta take your headphones off NOW
There's so many pups and they mostly wear the same brand of hoods, to the point I believe they should be classified as a type of grain
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
There's so many pups and they mostly wear the same brand of hoods, to the point I believe they should be classified as a type of grain
I despise how many of my neighbours end up being this specific scenario:
Mid-20s to mid-30s straight couple with 2 loud unparented kids, constant arguing, neurotic mother, come home drunk/high, loud pet dog, only together for the kids, committed too early and resent each other
Mid-20s to mid-30s straight couple with 2 loud unparented kids, constant arguing, neurotic mother, come home drunk/high, loud pet dog, only together for the kids, committed too early and resent each other
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I despise how many of my neighbours end up being this specific scenario:
Mid-20s to mid-30s straight couple with 2 loud unparented kids, constant arguing, neurotic mother, come home drunk/high, loud pet dog, only together for the kids, committed too early and resent each other
Mid-20s to mid-30s straight couple with 2 loud unparented kids, constant arguing, neurotic mother, come home drunk/high, loud pet dog, only together for the kids, committed too early and resent each other
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the phenomenon of working for a hundred hours on something and it getting like no reach vs posting a shitty doodle and it getting SO MUCH REACH is still true and still very annoying
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the phenomenon of working for a hundred hours on something and it getting like no reach vs posting a shitty doodle and it getting SO MUCH REACH is still true and still very annoying
Making fun of Trump for having gay oral sex with someone is pretty childish imo. Another flavour of "it's okay to make fun of how someone looks as long as they're not a nice person"
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Making fun of Trump for having gay oral sex with someone is pretty childish imo. Another flavour of "it's okay to make fun of how someone looks as long as they're not a nice person"
spock i love you
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
spock i love you
Make them pregnant irl to inflict financial damage
Draw someone pregnant to inflict psychic damage
3D model someone pregnant to inflict physical damage
3D model someone pregnant to inflict physical damage
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Make them pregnant irl to inflict financial damage
Someone having a micro fursona isn't the same as forfeiting their right to consent and personal boundaries btw
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Someone having a micro fursona isn't the same as forfeiting their right to consent and personal boundaries btw
my toxic trait is that i hold people to a standard and if they do not meet it then i leave
my other toxic trait is that if someone is an ass i'll call them out, but people really hate anyone with a backbone and it'll make you unpopular since apparently everyone just wants a ChatGPT sycophant yesman
my other toxic trait is that if someone is an ass i'll call them out, but people really hate anyone with a backbone and it'll make you unpopular since apparently everyone just wants a ChatGPT sycophant yesman
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
my toxic trait is that i hold people to a standard and if they do not meet it then i leave
my other toxic trait is that if someone is an ass i'll call them out, but people really hate anyone with a backbone and it'll make you unpopular since apparently everyone just wants a ChatGPT sycophant yesman
my other toxic trait is that if someone is an ass i'll call them out, but people really hate anyone with a backbone and it'll make you unpopular since apparently everyone just wants a ChatGPT sycophant yesman
Hearkening back to the N64's animation for Jynx fainting, I think that Mega Jynx could've been recycled as a concept entirely.
It would've been really unsettling if the mega evo revealed the wig/hair was a parasite that latches on to things with high psychic powers to use them as a host.
It would've been really unsettling if the mega evo revealed the wig/hair was a parasite that latches on to things with high psychic powers to use them as a host.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hearkening back to the N64's animation for Jynx fainting, I think that Mega Jynx could've been recycled as a concept entirely.
It would've been really unsettling if the mega evo revealed the wig/hair was a parasite that latches on to things with high psychic powers to use them as a host.
It would've been really unsettling if the mega evo revealed the wig/hair was a parasite that latches on to things with high psychic powers to use them as a host.
Nothing affirms my stance in having standards like how my body loses all physical attraction to someone when they mentally repulse me
There's been people I've been hot for in the past, terribly so, then I learn they don't vote, or "separate art from artist" with jkr, and my dick unthunks itself
There's been people I've been hot for in the past, terribly so, then I learn they don't vote, or "separate art from artist" with jkr, and my dick unthunks itself
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Nothing affirms my stance in having standards like how my body loses all physical attraction to someone when they mentally repulse me
There's been people I've been hot for in the past, terribly so, then I learn they don't vote, or "separate art from artist" with jkr, and my dick unthunks itself
There's been people I've been hot for in the past, terribly so, then I learn they don't vote, or "separate art from artist" with jkr, and my dick unthunks itself
Horror is so subjective and I feel like a wet blanket when engaging with horror media online.
I find a lot of horror overexplains and overstays its welcome. Or it's so gratuitously violent, or clearly TRYING to be scary that I lose interest.
e.g sonic.exe, walten files, mandela catalogue, shparka4
I find a lot of horror overexplains and overstays its welcome. Or it's so gratuitously violent, or clearly TRYING to be scary that I lose interest.
e.g sonic.exe, walten files, mandela catalogue, shparka4
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Horror is so subjective and I feel like a wet blanket when engaging with horror media online.
I find a lot of horror overexplains and overstays its welcome. Or it's so gratuitously violent, or clearly TRYING to be scary that I lose interest.
e.g sonic.exe, walten files, mandela catalogue, shparka4
I find a lot of horror overexplains and overstays its welcome. Or it's so gratuitously violent, or clearly TRYING to be scary that I lose interest.
e.g sonic.exe, walten files, mandela catalogue, shparka4
Damn I just saw someone announce they're blocking anyone who follows them but doesn't interact
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Damn I just saw someone announce they're blocking anyone who follows them but doesn't interact
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
I had an existential nightmare last night in which I was in my room having one of my episodes in which I experience a deep realisation and detachment from my body, and feel disgusted that it's made of meat. So I decided to cut into my hand, and found that under the skin I wasn't really made of meat.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I had an existential nightmare last night in which I was in my room having one of my episodes in which I experience a deep realisation and detachment from my body, and feel disgusted that it's made of meat. So I decided to cut into my hand, and found that under the skin I wasn't really made of meat.
I miss when videogames came with demos so you could try before you buy
I miss when videogames if left afk on the menu screen would start playing a video of someone else playing the game
I miss when videogames included digital/physical maps and guide books
I miss buying videogame cheat/guide books
I miss when videogames if left afk on the menu screen would start playing a video of someone else playing the game
I miss when videogames included digital/physical maps and guide books
I miss buying videogame cheat/guide books
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I miss when videogames came with demos so you could try before you buy
I miss when videogames if left afk on the menu screen would start playing a video of someone else playing the game
I miss when videogames included digital/physical maps and guide books
I miss buying videogame cheat/guide books
I miss when videogames if left afk on the menu screen would start playing a video of someone else playing the game
I miss when videogames included digital/physical maps and guide books
I miss buying videogame cheat/guide books
Armchair detectives the nanosecond they discover abstract art: "ah clearly the artist had dementia/schizophrenia"
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Armchair detectives the nanosecond they discover abstract art: "ah clearly the artist had dementia/schizophrenia"
The thing with AI that fucks with me the most is that occasionally I get overwhelmed by anxiety and paranoia.
Then I start hyperfixating on what people say in DMs, groups, forums, and wonder if they're even real people.
And then it spills into my offline life, and I dissociate so fucking hard.
Then I start hyperfixating on what people say in DMs, groups, forums, and wonder if they're even real people.
And then it spills into my offline life, and I dissociate so fucking hard.
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The thing with AI that fucks with me the most is that occasionally I get overwhelmed by anxiety and paranoia.
Then I start hyperfixating on what people say in DMs, groups, forums, and wonder if they're even real people.
And then it spills into my offline life, and I dissociate so fucking hard.
Then I start hyperfixating on what people say in DMs, groups, forums, and wonder if they're even real people.
And then it spills into my offline life, and I dissociate so fucking hard.
I'm glad all the techbro advertisements for AI robots end up with them falling over embarrassingly in front of investors after like 2 steps.
It's just like the rest of AI, a huge investment in a waste of time that won't bear even the tiniest of bitter fruit for decades and billions of $ to come.
It's just like the rest of AI, a huge investment in a waste of time that won't bear even the tiniest of bitter fruit for decades and billions of $ to come.
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I'm glad all the techbro advertisements for AI robots end up with them falling over embarrassingly in front of investors after like 2 steps.
It's just like the rest of AI, a huge investment in a waste of time that won't bear even the tiniest of bitter fruit for decades and billions of $ to come.
It's just like the rest of AI, a huge investment in a waste of time that won't bear even the tiniest of bitter fruit for decades and billions of $ to come.
One of the most boring things you can possibly say to me in a flirtatious context is that you have no limits.
Like wow thanks, that tells me nothing. You're a blank canvas with no input to offer? I'll pass. Come back with preferences and interests, not an alternative phrasing of "idk you decide".
Like wow thanks, that tells me nothing. You're a blank canvas with no input to offer? I'll pass. Come back with preferences and interests, not an alternative phrasing of "idk you decide".
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
One of the most boring things you can possibly say to me in a flirtatious context is that you have no limits.
Like wow thanks, that tells me nothing. You're a blank canvas with no input to offer? I'll pass. Come back with preferences and interests, not an alternative phrasing of "idk you decide".
Like wow thanks, that tells me nothing. You're a blank canvas with no input to offer? I'll pass. Come back with preferences and interests, not an alternative phrasing of "idk you decide".
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Consuming media without scrutiny is unattractive
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Consuming media without scrutiny is unattractive
So many people's moral integrity goes out the window the second it minorly inconveniences them
e.g complaining about twitter but then posting porn links from it
e.g complaining about twitter but then posting porn links from it
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So many people's moral integrity goes out the window the second it minorly inconveniences them
e.g complaining about twitter but then posting porn links from it
e.g complaining about twitter but then posting porn links from it
i'm so tired of people acting wise beyond their years and talking out of their ass, when really they're just demonstrating a severe lack of self-awareness and situational understanding
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i'm so tired of people acting wise beyond their years and talking out of their ass, when really they're just demonstrating a severe lack of self-awareness and situational understanding