Rey
@reycarpenter.bsky.social
EVERYONE GET MORE COMMUNIST NOW
BREAKING: OpenAI is predicted to buy Pinterest, $PINS, in 2026, per the Information
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
EVERYONE GET MORE COMMUNIST NOW
Last year’s traitors was tooooo good except for the ending. I will miss Danielle Reyes’ antics this year
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Last year’s traitors was tooooo good except for the ending. I will miss Danielle Reyes’ antics this year
People born in 1999 are turning 40 this year btw
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
People born in 1999 are turning 40 this year btw
2025 releases I still need to see:
Sentimental Value
Train Dreams
Song Sung Blue
The Secret Agent
Mickey 17
Hamnet
It Was Just An Accident
Sentimental Value
Train Dreams
Song Sung Blue
The Secret Agent
Mickey 17
Hamnet
It Was Just An Accident
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
2025 releases I still need to see:
Sentimental Value
Train Dreams
Song Sung Blue
The Secret Agent
Mickey 17
Hamnet
It Was Just An Accident
Sentimental Value
Train Dreams
Song Sung Blue
The Secret Agent
Mickey 17
Hamnet
It Was Just An Accident
As of 30 seconds ago I’ve officially failed dry January
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
As of 30 seconds ago I’ve officially failed dry January
Seasonal depression is finally GONE
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January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Seasonal depression is finally GONE
2021 being 5 years ago is fmu
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
2021 being 5 years ago is fmu
2023 being 3 years ago is actually disgusting
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
2023 being 3 years ago is actually disgusting
Entering 2026 with an open mind. I just want to do more things. I don’t care if I fail at them, I want 2026 to be the year of trying.
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Entering 2026 with an open mind. I just want to do more things. I don’t care if I fail at them, I want 2026 to be the year of trying.
“2016 was 10 years ago!”
I don’t remember anything from that year besides Trump winning/teenage depression so I’m glad it’s further in the past.
I don’t remember anything from that year besides Trump winning/teenage depression so I’m glad it’s further in the past.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
“2016 was 10 years ago!”
I don’t remember anything from that year besides Trump winning/teenage depression so I’m glad it’s further in the past.
I don’t remember anything from that year besides Trump winning/teenage depression so I’m glad it’s further in the past.
Praying 2026 is the year a certain person dies
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Praying 2026 is the year a certain person dies
Convinced I’m aging in reverse because I drank so much tonight and am not feeling ANY of it
I’ve had 2 tequila shots and don't feel drunk at all
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January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Convinced I’m aging in reverse because I drank so much tonight and am not feeling ANY of it
I’ve had 2 tequila shots and don't feel drunk at all
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January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I’ve had 2 tequila shots and don't feel drunk at all
The Housemaid is one of the worst films of the year. Paul Feig is a terrible director and Sydney Sweeney & Brandon Skelnar are terrible actors
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The Housemaid is one of the worst films of the year. Paul Feig is a terrible director and Sydney Sweeney & Brandon Skelnar are terrible actors
It’s crazy how every new TV show is trying to replicate the vibe Lena Dunham created in Girls
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s crazy how every new TV show is trying to replicate the vibe Lena Dunham created in Girls
Out of all the Lena Dunham wannabes, Rachel Sennott is the strongest. I Love LA is better than Adults.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Out of all the Lena Dunham wannabes, Rachel Sennott is the strongest. I Love LA is better than Adults.
Seeing “Is This Thing On?” tomorrow and “The Testament of Ann Lee” on New Year’s Eve!
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December 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Seeing “Is This Thing On?” tomorrow and “The Testament of Ann Lee” on New Year’s Eve!
Can't believe Susan Sarandon and Vince Vaughn did a movie together this year lmao
December 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Can't believe Susan Sarandon and Vince Vaughn did a movie together this year lmao
Streets saying The Challenge 42 is the last season. WE’RE FINALLY FREEEREE
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Streets saying The Challenge 42 is the last season. WE’RE FINALLY FREEEREE
Left a hate comment on someone’s misogynistic TikTok and they made a video response to it. I struck a nerve!
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December 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Left a hate comment on someone’s misogynistic TikTok and they made a video response to it. I struck a nerve!
Hot take: Timothee Chalamet’s filmography and talent as an actor is strong enough to warrant his cringe behavior
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Alt: Timothee Chalamet acting a good
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December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hot take: Timothee Chalamet’s filmography and talent as an actor is strong enough to warrant his cringe behavior
This man’s performance carried Marty Supreme so he can be as cringe as he desires
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This man’s performance carried Marty Supreme so he can be as cringe as he desires
Push 2 Start is one of the best songs of the year.
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Push 2 Start is one of the best songs of the year.