Rev Sarah
@revsarahlocke.bsky.social
I just added this to my car today. Any other stickers I should add?
January 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I just added this to my car today. Any other stickers I should add?
I just heard someone say, “I would never smoke cigarettes but I do want to look like someone who does.” And yeah that is exactly how I feel 😂
January 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I just heard someone say, “I would never smoke cigarettes but I do want to look like someone who does.” And yeah that is exactly how I feel 😂
You don’t take a shopping list to Aldi. You walk into Aldi and Aldi tells you when you need to buy.
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You don’t take a shopping list to Aldi. You walk into Aldi and Aldi tells you when you need to buy.
One of my goals this year is to be more creative with my sewing machine, so I’m working on a “Happy Birthday” banner that can be reused every year instead of those crappy paper ones.
January 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
One of my goals this year is to be more creative with my sewing machine, so I’m working on a “Happy Birthday” banner that can be reused every year instead of those crappy paper ones.
I made this stole from really gorgeous fabric we found in a Greek Orthodox vestment shop in Athens, Greece last week 😍
January 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I made this stole from really gorgeous fabric we found in a Greek Orthodox vestment shop in Athens, Greece last week 😍
We are fostering a sweet Saint Bernard named Oliver for a little while. He is very chill but could use some manners like not counter surfing and being grumpy about food.
January 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We are fostering a sweet Saint Bernard named Oliver for a little while. He is very chill but could use some manners like not counter surfing and being grumpy about food.
This week in small business ownership:
Someone asked me if I have catalogue.
Someone wanted to return a stole bc of the way it is sewn together which is clearly portrayed in my shop.
Someone asked me if I have catalogue.
Someone wanted to return a stole bc of the way it is sewn together which is clearly portrayed in my shop.
January 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
This week in small business ownership:
Someone asked me if I have catalogue.
Someone wanted to return a stole bc of the way it is sewn together which is clearly portrayed in my shop.
Someone asked me if I have catalogue.
Someone wanted to return a stole bc of the way it is sewn together which is clearly portrayed in my shop.
This week with some really incredible colleagues has done more than several years of therapy has done for me. I am laughing so much that I believe in God again.
January 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This week with some really incredible colleagues has done more than several years of therapy has done for me. I am laughing so much that I believe in God again.
My pastor friend: hey Sarah, you have snake energy
Me:
Me:
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January 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My pastor friend: hey Sarah, you have snake energy
Me:
Me:
We don’t have anything to cancel Jimmy Carter? Like he wasn’t. War criminal like everyone else? I’m just wondering bc it seems exceptional and I’m skeptical.
January 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We don’t have anything to cancel Jimmy Carter? Like he wasn’t. War criminal like everyone else? I’m just wondering bc it seems exceptional and I’m skeptical.
No one cares, but this is the kind of thing I would have done over on the other app.
We are in Greece and Turkey this week so I shall share!
Our travel was so so long due to so many delays. We arrived almost 6 hours after we should have to the hotel.
We are in Greece and Turkey this week so I shall share!
Our travel was so so long due to so many delays. We arrived almost 6 hours after we should have to the hotel.
January 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
No one cares, but this is the kind of thing I would have done over on the other app.
We are in Greece and Turkey this week so I shall share!
Our travel was so so long due to so many delays. We arrived almost 6 hours after we should have to the hotel.
We are in Greece and Turkey this week so I shall share!
Our travel was so so long due to so many delays. We arrived almost 6 hours after we should have to the hotel.
Not me shouting “ALL TOO WELL TEN MINUTE VERSION YOU COWARD” at my husband as he took karaoke requests.
January 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Not me shouting “ALL TOO WELL TEN MINUTE VERSION YOU COWARD” at my husband as he took karaoke requests.
I’m not so young that I’m worried about a hangover tomorrow. But I’m so old that I am worried that I threw out my back during karaoke.
January 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I’m not so young that I’m worried about a hangover tomorrow. But I’m so old that I am worried that I threw out my back during karaoke.
My previous doctor: no your insurance won’t let you get three months’ supply of any of these medications
My new doctor: immediately prescribes me three months’ supply of everything without me asking
My new doctor: immediately prescribes me three months’ supply of everything without me asking
December 28, 2024 at 12:19 AM
My previous doctor: no your insurance won’t let you get three months’ supply of any of these medications
My new doctor: immediately prescribes me three months’ supply of everything without me asking
My new doctor: immediately prescribes me three months’ supply of everything without me asking
My big complaint about my husband today is that when he put all the sheets back on our bed he tried to steal my pillow. And it probably wasn’t even on purpose.
December 27, 2024 at 4:16 AM
My big complaint about my husband today is that when he put all the sheets back on our bed he tried to steal my pillow. And it probably wasn’t even on purpose.
I know I don’t have as many followers over here and it probably won’t really help business, but I made a new stole today and it looks like stained glass hearts. 🫶
December 27, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I know I don’t have as many followers over here and it probably won’t really help business, but I made a new stole today and it looks like stained glass hearts. 🫶
I can’t relate to people who complain about their husbands because when my friend and I were sitting in the cold outside, my husband put a blanket in the dryer, draped it over us, pulled out an extension cord, and plugged in a space heater.
December 26, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I can’t relate to people who complain about their husbands because when my friend and I were sitting in the cold outside, my husband put a blanket in the dryer, draped it over us, pulled out an extension cord, and plugged in a space heater.
I’m not going to make my reading goal because I just started another 800 page book 🤦♀️
December 22, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I’m not going to make my reading goal because I just started another 800 page book 🤦♀️
Yall ever just lay in bed and suddenly realize that every muscle in your body is clenched? Just me? Cool cool.
December 12, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Yall ever just lay in bed and suddenly realize that every muscle in your body is clenched? Just me? Cool cool.
I finished up this sweet stole today 😍
December 12, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I finished up this sweet stole today 😍
I need us to go back to 23-episode seasons. This 10-episode crap just isn’t cutting it. Give me 13 more hours of Keira Knightley in Black Dove.
December 12, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I need us to go back to 23-episode seasons. This 10-episode crap just isn’t cutting it. Give me 13 more hours of Keira Knightley in Black Dove.
Brb while I send a google doc to my doctor with all of my symptoms listed by category, alphabetically, and chronologically. Also possibly by priority of treatment? My body is so terrible.
December 10, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Brb while I send a google doc to my doctor with all of my symptoms listed by category, alphabetically, and chronologically. Also possibly by priority of treatment? My body is so terrible.
It’s pleather jacket weather now 🫶
December 3, 2024 at 10:11 PM
It’s pleather jacket weather now 🫶
My child is being bullied in first grade and nothing is being done. He’s not the only one. I’m distraught.
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
My child is being bullied in first grade and nothing is being done. He’s not the only one. I’m distraught.
I’m a real public school advocate and believer, but the public schools here in Duval are so bad. My 1st grader is bored out of his mind in class and his teacher isn’t responsive at all to our hopes to get him more challenging work.
Feeling pretty helpless as a parent.
Feeling pretty helpless as a parent.
November 24, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I’m a real public school advocate and believer, but the public schools here in Duval are so bad. My 1st grader is bored out of his mind in class and his teacher isn’t responsive at all to our hopes to get him more challenging work.
Feeling pretty helpless as a parent.
Feeling pretty helpless as a parent.