Captain Alice Wormwood
@revolverblonde.bsky.social
Captain of the Delphic, exploring Weird Space, needs a drink
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i sold some crack to teens telling them it was space crack easiest 50 space credits i ever made
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i sold some crack to teens telling them it was space crack easiest 50 space credits i ever made
i saw you at the space truck stop. you gave me a sympathetic look while my idiot robot and her alien friend drank straight from the slushy machine. you were barefoot. i need you now as i did then.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
i saw you at the space truck stop. you gave me a sympathetic look while my idiot robot and her alien friend drank straight from the slushy machine. you were barefoot. i need you now as i did then.
show up at elf world in the next 20 minutes if you want to get shot at
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
show up at elf world in the next 20 minutes if you want to get shot at
mimic check
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
mimic check
i need a donair and a big woman
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i need a donair and a big woman
ignore the picture
i just figured out how hashtags work #girlthings
September 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ignore the picture
i just figured out how hashtags work #girlthings
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i just figured out how hashtags work #girlthings
i have got to get a psychic motorcycle
i have got to get psychic powers and a gun arm
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i have got to get a psychic motorcycle
someone order me a cheeseburger now
September 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
someone order me a cheeseburger now
fak
BREAKING | An object may have just come to us from another solar system, scientists say
An object may have just come to us from another solar system, scientists say
An object might have come to us from outside of our solar system, scientists said.
www.independent.co.uk
July 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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fuck off i hate baby world
June 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
fuck off i hate baby world
whats the statute of limitations on vaporizing some shithead
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
whats the statute of limitations on vaporizing some shithead
if you are going to dress up like a maid today then the least you can do is clean off the beer cans on the ships nav console
May 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
if you are going to dress up like a maid today then the least you can do is clean off the beer cans on the ships nav console
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imm boutta go down for a little nap :D
May 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
imm boutta go down for a little nap :D
i killed uncle owen and aunt beru it was me
May 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i killed uncle owen and aunt beru it was me
they put college me in sakura wars
April 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
they put college me in sakura wars
drink spilled beer out of a towel with me
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
drink spilled beer out of a towel with me
rob a bank for me right now
April 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
rob a bank for me right now
reno removed their arms and legs so they could crawl in the ships air vent system and theyve been playing the sound effects library from looney toons for 38 hours im going to fucking crash this ship into the sun
April 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
reno removed their arms and legs so they could crawl in the ships air vent system and theyve been playing the sound effects library from looney toons for 38 hours im going to fucking crash this ship into the sun
holy shit im in
April 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
holy shit im in
the shit im on
April 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the shit im on
when she cuts my french toast for me ❤️
April 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
when she cuts my french toast for me ❤️
i have got to get psychic powers and a gun arm
March 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i have got to get psychic powers and a gun arm