RetroSugar
@retrosugar.bsky.social
Son of a battle cry. Dice Life enthusiast. Virtually Braindead. Adonitologist. Fucktose Intolerant. People become radio waves.
Bill Clinton is now responsible for 2 generations of kids learning what a BJ is thanks to his penis.
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Bill Clinton is now responsible for 2 generations of kids learning what a BJ is thanks to his penis.
The Donnie blowing Bubba memes are what’s keeping me going.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Donnie blowing Bubba memes are what’s keeping me going.
All that needs to happen now is for Bubba to say that Cheeto does not give good head.
You know Cheeto's ego will come out saying he gives the best head.
You know Cheeto's ego will come out saying he gives the best head.
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
All that needs to happen now is for Bubba to say that Cheeto does not give good head.
You know Cheeto's ego will come out saying he gives the best head.
You know Cheeto's ego will come out saying he gives the best head.
The Millenials are all happy that Vine is back. I could care less about 6 second videos.
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Millenials are all happy that Vine is back. I could care less about 6 second videos.
If your opening statement to me is "Do you remember?"... No, I don't. I barely remember what I did 3 days ago.
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If your opening statement to me is "Do you remember?"... No, I don't. I barely remember what I did 3 days ago.
Apple, I have socks at home. Socks with designs on them. Do better.
If I see anyone with a 230 freedom units Apple sock for their phone we're gonna have to fight cause I can't hide disgust.
If I see anyone with a 230 freedom units Apple sock for their phone we're gonna have to fight cause I can't hide disgust.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Apple, I have socks at home. Socks with designs on them. Do better.
If I see anyone with a 230 freedom units Apple sock for their phone we're gonna have to fight cause I can't hide disgust.
If I see anyone with a 230 freedom units Apple sock for their phone we're gonna have to fight cause I can't hide disgust.
The Steam Machine. *sigh* let me start saving money.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Steam Machine. *sigh* let me start saving money.
My little brother who's nearly 30 got a tattoo. I that am nearly 40 got shit for it. The fuck? I mean I did pay for it and encouraged him, but... He's a grown ass man!
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My little brother who's nearly 30 got a tattoo. I that am nearly 40 got shit for it. The fuck? I mean I did pay for it and encouraged him, but... He's a grown ass man!
I want to be able to support local communities, but sometimes the locals just suck.
What time do you open? "Anytime I want."
What time do you close? "Just call me, I've been here for 43 years."
Excellent business. I order what I needed from Amazon instead.
What time do you open? "Anytime I want."
What time do you close? "Just call me, I've been here for 43 years."
Excellent business. I order what I needed from Amazon instead.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I want to be able to support local communities, but sometimes the locals just suck.
What time do you open? "Anytime I want."
What time do you close? "Just call me, I've been here for 43 years."
Excellent business. I order what I needed from Amazon instead.
What time do you open? "Anytime I want."
What time do you close? "Just call me, I've been here for 43 years."
Excellent business. I order what I needed from Amazon instead.
I somehow ended up in “Latina Feminists giving MTG advice” Tok.
The niches I end up in on the internet.
The niches I end up in on the internet.
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I somehow ended up in “Latina Feminists giving MTG advice” Tok.
The niches I end up in on the internet.
The niches I end up in on the internet.
I’ve never supported the Comic Books scene (Only thing I’ve ever read was The Killing Joke), gonna start with Absolute Batman as I love the art and the fact he’s basically fighting demons.
This will break or make me into trying other comics.
This will break or make me into trying other comics.
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’ve never supported the Comic Books scene (Only thing I’ve ever read was The Killing Joke), gonna start with Absolute Batman as I love the art and the fact he’s basically fighting demons.
This will break or make me into trying other comics.
This will break or make me into trying other comics.
Apparently "Its your tits" is not the right answer when she says "Something on my chest is weighing me down."
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Apparently "Its your tits" is not the right answer when she says "Something on my chest is weighing me down."
Kirby has been really interested in my new tattoos. Never has she ever smelled a part of my body so thoroughly.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Kirby has been really interested in my new tattoos. Never has she ever smelled a part of my body so thoroughly.
The children yearn for Lil Jon.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The children yearn for Lil Jon.
I thought we were not supporting Starbucks as they support Israel, so how are all the teddy cup things sold out and y'all fighting over it?
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I thought we were not supporting Starbucks as they support Israel, so how are all the teddy cup things sold out and y'all fighting over it?
I consume way too much weed to date someone who doesn't. Non-consumers will never understanding me getting high now and getting higher 30 minutes later.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I consume way too much weed to date someone who doesn't. Non-consumers will never understanding me getting high now and getting higher 30 minutes later.
TIL The British pronounce Bush as Bosh.
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
TIL The British pronounce Bush as Bosh.
Bought 3 new hoodies just in case I end up in relationship this winter.
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Bought 3 new hoodies just in case I end up in relationship this winter.
When are the million people that are leaving NYC cause Mamdani won gonna start leaving? Asking to start applying for better apartments.
November 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When are the million people that are leaving NYC cause Mamdani won gonna start leaving? Asking to start applying for better apartments.
She said "I'm married, but my ring is slippery." I immediately blocked her.
Go be slippery with someone else, bitch.
Go be slippery with someone else, bitch.
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
She said "I'm married, but my ring is slippery." I immediately blocked her.
Go be slippery with someone else, bitch.
Go be slippery with someone else, bitch.
So far Tidal had a been much better in both music quality, and even more importantly recommending new music.
I only Fed Tidal about 100 songs when I switched that covered the majority of genres I listen to and the recommendations have been top notched.
I only Fed Tidal about 100 songs when I switched that covered the majority of genres I listen to and the recommendations have been top notched.
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So far Tidal had a been much better in both music quality, and even more importantly recommending new music.
I only Fed Tidal about 100 songs when I switched that covered the majority of genres I listen to and the recommendations have been top notched.
I only Fed Tidal about 100 songs when I switched that covered the majority of genres I listen to and the recommendations have been top notched.
Wow. Those tits make sunsets jealous.
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wow. Those tits make sunsets jealous.
The only way I am up at this time is by getting tricked into with Daylights Saving.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The only way I am up at this time is by getting tricked into with Daylights Saving.
Just 500 songs short of completely having my library downloaded and playing them on WinAmp & my iPod.
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just 500 songs short of completely having my library downloaded and playing them on WinAmp & my iPod.
Bitch, you're as useless as buying a 2025 calendar in December.
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bitch, you're as useless as buying a 2025 calendar in December.