RetroSugar
@retrosugar.bsky.social
Son of a battle cry. Dice Life enthusiast. Virtually Braindead. Adonitologist. Fucktose Intolerant. Actively contributing to the declining birth rate. People become radio waves.
What people don't tell you about losing weight is that winters get colder.
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
What people don't tell you about losing weight is that winters get colder.
The files released, and we didn't revolt. They have what they need to get with everything now.
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The files released, and we didn't revolt. They have what they need to get with everything now.
The rush to get a Valentine's date is stupid. You're not getting the experience that couples that actually love each are getting.
Just fuck your situationship like the rest of us.
Just fuck your situationship like the rest of us.
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The rush to get a Valentine's date is stupid. You're not getting the experience that couples that actually love each are getting.
Just fuck your situationship like the rest of us.
Just fuck your situationship like the rest of us.
From all types of cables to just USB C cables. You don't understand how happy I am that my bag of cables are only extra USB C cords now.
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
From all types of cables to just USB C cables. You don't understand how happy I am that my bag of cables are only extra USB C cords now.
You're my favorite reason to cry.
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
You're my favorite reason to cry.
Gonna relapse and make regular coffee for today. I'm barely functioning.
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Gonna relapse and make regular coffee for today. I'm barely functioning.
I threw mine away and have the PDF of it.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I threw mine away and have the PDF of it.
What's happening with Bitcoin? I hear that the list is affecting the stock market, but I'm too stupid to understand the correlation.
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
What's happening with Bitcoin? I hear that the list is affecting the stock market, but I'm too stupid to understand the correlation.
I was disappointed that the Pacman 45th Anniversary exhibit at the Paley Center did not have a gift shop, is all I went there for. What a huge missed opportunity for them.
I did see they made a Pacman Tamagotchi I had no clue existed, so I gifted myself one as a reminder for the exhibit.
I did see they made a Pacman Tamagotchi I had no clue existed, so I gifted myself one as a reminder for the exhibit.
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I was disappointed that the Pacman 45th Anniversary exhibit at the Paley Center did not have a gift shop, is all I went there for. What a huge missed opportunity for them.
I did see they made a Pacman Tamagotchi I had no clue existed, so I gifted myself one as a reminder for the exhibit.
I did see they made a Pacman Tamagotchi I had no clue existed, so I gifted myself one as a reminder for the exhibit.
Cardboard, metal, & glass all suck as straw substitutes. Bring back plastic straws. Fuck that turtle!
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Cardboard, metal, & glass all suck as straw substitutes. Bring back plastic straws. Fuck that turtle!
Yeah, the skills you are so proud of is an app now, old fart. Adapt or call your kids anytime you need help with today's simple tasks.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Yeah, the skills you are so proud of is an app now, old fart. Adapt or call your kids anytime you need help with today's simple tasks.
What I will never understand about pseudointellectuals, you have the desire to be knowledgeable, why not actually learn the thing?
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
What I will never understand about pseudointellectuals, you have the desire to be knowledgeable, why not actually learn the thing?
2 long overdue books.
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
2 long overdue books.
Economy 101 is the US. If you take a loan from the bank for your home. It will take you 30 years to get out of that debt.
But, if you rob that same bank you will be out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advise.
But, if you rob that same bank you will be out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advise.
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Economy 101 is the US. If you take a loan from the bank for your home. It will take you 30 years to get out of that debt.
But, if you rob that same bank you will be out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advise.
But, if you rob that same bank you will be out in 10 years.
Follow me for more financial advise.
I think if myself as a curmudgeon, yet for some reason people tend to instantly take a liking to me.
February 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I think if myself as a curmudgeon, yet for some reason people tend to instantly take a liking to me.
The one I really am looking forward to is the merit bonus.
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The one I really am looking forward to is the merit bonus.
I thought after my company bought a of its competitors our bonus were going to be shit this year, pleasantly surprised.
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I thought after my company bought a of its competitors our bonus were going to be shit this year, pleasantly surprised.
Got me a pearl necklace, but my beard won't let it show lol.
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Got me a pearl necklace, but my beard won't let it show lol.
I stopped using them as my main and moved to proton mail instead. Way better. I still use Gmail for the shit I don't care about.
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I stopped using them as my main and moved to proton mail instead. Way better. I still use Gmail for the shit I don't care about.
Realistically, I should stay away from you, but I'm okay as long as you keep me from going completely crazy.
February 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Realistically, I should stay away from you, but I'm okay as long as you keep me from going completely crazy.
Report all those emails as spam is the most you can do while they burn their leads.
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Report all those emails as spam is the most you can do while they burn their leads.
I opened the door for this evangelists thinking it was my Amazon package. She proceeded to lie to my face & say she just spoke to my mom leaving the building & asked them to speak to me.
My mom that knows I'm Atheist & has been at work for the last 2 hours.
So I lied & said my mother isn't alive.
My mom that knows I'm Atheist & has been at work for the last 2 hours.
So I lied & said my mother isn't alive.
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I opened the door for this evangelists thinking it was my Amazon package. She proceeded to lie to my face & say she just spoke to my mom leaving the building & asked them to speak to me.
My mom that knows I'm Atheist & has been at work for the last 2 hours.
So I lied & said my mother isn't alive.
My mom that knows I'm Atheist & has been at work for the last 2 hours.
So I lied & said my mother isn't alive.
I love hardcover books, hate hard cover sleeves.
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I love hardcover books, hate hard cover sleeves.
Finished and loved Random by Penn Jillette. As a dice life enthusiast this hit everything I like about the lifestyle. Also, really enjoying his writing style after reading Felony Juggler and Random.
Going to buy Sock next to see how he started writing.
Going to buy Sock next to see how he started writing.
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Finished and loved Random by Penn Jillette. As a dice life enthusiast this hit everything I like about the lifestyle. Also, really enjoying his writing style after reading Felony Juggler and Random.
Going to buy Sock next to see how he started writing.
Going to buy Sock next to see how he started writing.