hot alien boy 👽
@retromagic.bsky.social
literally from another planet 😂❤️
literally out of this world 😏🪐
literally out of this world 😏🪐
having a panic(holas cage) attack
September 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
having a panic(holas cage) attack
slutty as fuck for some lasagna
September 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
slutty as fuck for some lasagna
sure dude you can pet my gluteus maximus
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
sure dude you can pet my gluteus maximus
conservative white men when they WOKE up today
September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
conservative white men when they WOKE up today
having a vagina is woke
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
having a vagina is woke
having a penis is gay
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
having a penis is gay
yeah bro monster trucks
September 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
yeah bro monster trucks
maze runner except i’m walking bro no way i’m running and in these conditions?
September 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
maze runner except i’m walking bro no way i’m running and in these conditions?
i just be sayin shit watch this
shitttt
shitttt
September 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i just be sayin shit watch this
shitttt
shitttt
less marvel rivals and more marvel besties
September 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
less marvel rivals and more marvel besties
i just figured out how people do it (they dont!)
September 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i just figured out how people do it (they dont!)
wearing my penis today
September 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
wearing my penis today
eating a sandwich as a queer person: “in my pan era”
September 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
eating a sandwich as a queer person: “in my pan era”
mr beast except hes naked and giving me $5 million
September 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
mr beast except hes naked and giving me $5 million
mondays are so tough and so are tuesdays and wednesdays and thursdays and fridays and also saturdays and sundays really
September 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
mondays are so tough and so are tuesdays and wednesdays and thursdays and fridays and also saturdays and sundays really
thor had a hammer… i have a hamburger
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
thor had a hammer… i have a hamburger
never saying amen again
If you don't say amen at the end of a prayer an angel gets a wedgie
September 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
never saying amen again
me talking to a straight person: hello straight person
September 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
me talking to a straight person: hello straight person
me talking to a gay person: hello gay person
September 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
me talking to a gay person: hello gay person
dear heavenly father i pray that you uplift bad bitches today
September 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
dear heavenly father i pray that you uplift bad bitches today
i am the most EXTRA terrestrial you’ll ever meet
September 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i am the most EXTRA terrestrial you’ll ever meet
sexy aliens wya
September 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
sexy aliens wya
no mom i did not MEGA FART into the fridge and then close the door so my stinky fart would infuse into all of our groceries that would be insane 😏😏
September 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
no mom i did not MEGA FART into the fridge and then close the door so my stinky fart would infuse into all of our groceries that would be insane 😏😏