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Vine superstar. Very serious person. Sweet little Linux baby. Leader of Antifa.
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· Feb 6
Yo Yo Ma is the only cellist whose name is also a cat call.
You can tell that things are going super well in this country by the fact that my instagram ads are almost exclusively for gun safes and gas masks.
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 PM
You can tell that things are going super well in this country by the fact that my instagram ads are almost exclusively for gun safes and gas masks.
Dude, Safelite is making bank in Minneapolis these days.
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Dude, Safelite is making bank in Minneapolis these days.
My 7 year old is now banned from watching YouTube. She just told me some shit about dolphins and ended with, “Make sure to like and subscribe for more educational content.”
January 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
My 7 year old is now banned from watching YouTube. She just told me some shit about dolphins and ended with, “Make sure to like and subscribe for more educational content.”
I'm not good at gaslighting, but I tell everybody I am.
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm not good at gaslighting, but I tell everybody I am.
If your last name's Epstein, I'm bringing it up.
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If your last name's Epstein, I'm bringing it up.
I ruined my daughter's joke.
Daughter: "Knock knock."
Me: "Who's there?"
Daughter: "The police."
Me: "Do you have a warrant?"
Daughter: "Knock knock."
Me: "Who's there?"
Daughter: "The police."
Me: "Do you have a warrant?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I ruined my daughter's joke.
Daughter: "Knock knock."
Me: "Who's there?"
Daughter: "The police."
Me: "Do you have a warrant?"
Daughter: "Knock knock."
Me: "Who's there?"
Daughter: "The police."
Me: "Do you have a warrant?"
The recipe for Marry Me Chicken proves the existence of Fuck Me Chicken and Kill Me Chicken.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The recipe for Marry Me Chicken proves the existence of Fuck Me Chicken and Kill Me Chicken.
In an HR meeting, because a coworker showed me a picture of her baby and I said she was mid.
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
In an HR meeting, because a coworker showed me a picture of her baby and I said she was mid.
Ramen with hot dogs in it. I miss my wife.
September 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ramen with hot dogs in it. I miss my wife.
I swore to myself I'd never lie to my children, but then they asked me if I'm happy.
August 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I swore to myself I'd never lie to my children, but then they asked me if I'm happy.
At a birthday party and the kid’s getting a lot of Lego, which gives me the opportunity to tell everyone that the plural of Lego is Lego, because I don’t enjoy people liking me.
August 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
At a birthday party and the kid’s getting a lot of Lego, which gives me the opportunity to tell everyone that the plural of Lego is Lego, because I don’t enjoy people liking me.
AI IS THE FUTURE!
a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat .
ALT: a man is hanging from a rope in the desert while wearing a hat .
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
AI IS THE FUTURE!
Dad rap. Instead of cars and jewelry, you just brag about how your son's doing in travel baseball.
June 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dad rap. Instead of cars and jewelry, you just brag about how your son's doing in travel baseball.
I got roped in to filming and editing a video for my kid's school PTA. It reminded me of the dumb videos I used to make. www.youtube.com/coreymadeit
Corey Reppond
Things made by Corey Reppond.
www.youtube.com
June 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I got roped in to filming and editing a video for my kid's school PTA. It reminded me of the dumb videos I used to make. www.youtube.com/coreymadeit
I've intended every pun I've ever made.
June 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I've intended every pun I've ever made.
If I see one more person use the term “unalive”, I’m going to kill myself.
June 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If I see one more person use the term “unalive”, I’m going to kill myself.
87% of people in NYC are recording a vlog. The other 13% are pushing that 87% on to the subway tracks.
June 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
87% of people in NYC are recording a vlog. The other 13% are pushing that 87% on to the subway tracks.
I think the best part about having done standup for a long time is seeing some of your friends fail and then turn in to right wing lunatics.
May 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think the best part about having done standup for a long time is seeing some of your friends fail and then turn in to right wing lunatics.
“20 is great, but 16 is better.”
May 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“20 is great, but 16 is better.”
I don’t know how your conversations with your boss go, but today, I told my boss, “I don’t get Disney Adults. I mean, at least with furries, there’s a sexual component.”
May 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don’t know how your conversations with your boss go, but today, I told my boss, “I don’t get Disney Adults. I mean, at least with furries, there’s a sexual component.”
Nobody should be sent to that prison in El Salvador except for Disney Adults.
May 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Nobody should be sent to that prison in El Salvador except for Disney Adults.
If you had your wedding at Disney World, you should be sent to El Salvador.
May 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you had your wedding at Disney World, you should be sent to El Salvador.
My mother and I had a very painful estrangement, so I've been stepping on a lot of cracks lately.
April 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My mother and I had a very painful estrangement, so I've been stepping on a lot of cracks lately.
I'm a girl dad and a woman husband.
April 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm a girl dad and a woman husband.