MediumC0re
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dumb jokes, horror hot takes, gastro-enthusiast, mini painter, movie lover, he/him, probably a synthetic
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Alien archeologists from the future are going to puzzle over the number of digital clocks we have in our kitchens
January 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Alien archeologists from the future are going to puzzle over the number of digital clocks we have in our kitchens
If my garage were a delinquent storage unit with the sum contents up for auction how much would you bid? of note is at least one documented cursed object.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
If my garage were a delinquent storage unit with the sum contents up for auction how much would you bid? of note is at least one documented cursed object.
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Something I love about #gastrohorror & food in horror films is how long it’s been around. @rewindfee.com inspired me to poke around #silentfilm more & there are so many restaurant/bar scenes & even instances of ghostly food play & gross out stuff. Always looking for more like this! Hit me with recs!
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Something I love about #gastrohorror & food in horror films is how long it’s been around. @rewindfee.com inspired me to poke around #silentfilm more & there are so many restaurant/bar scenes & even instances of ghostly food play & gross out stuff. Always looking for more like this! Hit me with recs!
Why is it that elevators are haunted at a much higher rate than escalators or stairs?
January 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Why is it that elevators are haunted at a much higher rate than escalators or stairs?
I might not be what you would call "good" at magic but I am a master at making my coffee cup disapear.
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I might not be what you would call "good" at magic but I am a master at making my coffee cup disapear.
I always wanted to go to one of those house parties where everyone dresses up like their favorite universal monster and you eat dorritos while drinking pepsi products
January 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I always wanted to go to one of those house parties where everyone dresses up like their favorite universal monster and you eat dorritos while drinking pepsi products
The average person between the ages of 34 and 55 does not have enough strategically located tarp covered caches to maintain their standard of living in retirement
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The average person between the ages of 34 and 55 does not have enough strategically located tarp covered caches to maintain their standard of living in retirement
sometimes I miss 2005 Chipotle
January 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
sometimes I miss 2005 Chipotle
In a mediocre Bane voice, "you merely adopted slop. I was born in it, molded by it"
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
In a mediocre Bane voice, "you merely adopted slop. I was born in it, molded by it"
Its been said before but it bears repeating. Transmutation is a poor wizards necromancy and necromancy is a rich wizards transmutation
January 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Its been said before but it bears repeating. Transmutation is a poor wizards necromancy and necromancy is a rich wizards transmutation
Right now, this very moment, someone out there is recklessly experimenting with flaming hot cheetos and ice cream and they are getting dangerously close to achieving their unsanctioned designs
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Right now, this very moment, someone out there is recklessly experimenting with flaming hot cheetos and ice cream and they are getting dangerously close to achieving their unsanctioned designs
After you realize that Thor and Cars have an identicle plot you can never go back. Forever will you be burdened with this terrible knowledge.
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
After you realize that Thor and Cars have an identicle plot you can never go back. Forever will you be burdened with this terrible knowledge.
"costco tonkatsu ramen" is a pretty good tongue twister
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"costco tonkatsu ramen" is a pretty good tongue twister
l'm over here cooking fondue and watching Tron for our Trondue New Years tradition, and @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social is poping off like "I wish Kevin Flynn was canonically bi" 😘
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
l'm over here cooking fondue and watching Tron for our Trondue New Years tradition, and @sarahstubbssays.bsky.social is poping off like "I wish Kevin Flynn was canonically bi" 😘
honestly i think I prefer to do my reading by the light of a flashlight in an undisclosed location
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
honestly i think I prefer to do my reading by the light of a flashlight in an undisclosed location
If I ever become fluent in german it will be exclusively beause of Bernd das Brot
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If I ever become fluent in german it will be exclusively beause of Bernd das Brot
Reading from what some call the Book of Black Carols on Saturnalia, an undulating hungry void pierces the veil and its many maws endlessly echo "come in, and know me better man"
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Reading from what some call the Book of Black Carols on Saturnalia, an undulating hungry void pierces the veil and its many maws endlessly echo "come in, and know me better man"
There's only one rule I live my life by. Never make a pun in anger
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There's only one rule I live my life by. Never make a pun in anger
remember to tip your agentic AI
December 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
remember to tip your agentic AI
I'm a little sad the film industry didnt double down on 3D. There could have been a dimensional arms race in entertainment, 4D, 5D. We could be experiencing narratives in a limitless number of dimensions. But thats just me.
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm a little sad the film industry didnt double down on 3D. There could have been a dimensional arms race in entertainment, 4D, 5D. We could be experiencing narratives in a limitless number of dimensions. But thats just me.
I love The Last Drive In's theme song as much as the next person but if you havent heard that Joe Bob is back in town after six years I dont know what to tell you
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I love The Last Drive In's theme song as much as the next person but if you havent heard that Joe Bob is back in town after six years I dont know what to tell you
if ketchup had a pokemon evolution it would go from ketchup to bbq sauce to gochujang
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
if ketchup had a pokemon evolution it would go from ketchup to bbq sauce to gochujang
No animals were harmed during the posting of this post
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No animals were harmed during the posting of this post
rocky road ice cream with out the rocks would just be road ice cream
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
rocky road ice cream with out the rocks would just be road ice cream