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rensuperdark.bsky.social
lauren
@rensuperdark.bsky.social
ITS ME!

24 / slc
2025 goals: get snatched, eat pussy, make money
December 31, 2024 at 5:52 AM
being gay and having bpd is like the trolley problem except its you on both sides of the tracks and theres 100 trains coming from every direction
November 19, 2024 at 5:19 AM
me hungover as fuck with tears in my eyes greeting the homeless woman with no fingers as she walks into my place of employment in a fit of rage and sweeps everything off the counter
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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starting a rumor that awsten went bald because of lice
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
walk into the club like waddup i got a big cock
November 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM
why is everyone so serious i swear half the parx fandom is going to have a heart attack by the age of 30
November 15, 2024 at 2:54 PM
November 15, 2024 at 6:04 AM
can i be hated on two different apps for that tweet lets find out im bored
November 15, 2024 at 6:04 AM
like it is one of those waterparks songs thats so good it makes you wanna kick a fat kid at kmart
November 15, 2024 at 6:03 AM
who cares if the parx accounts are real or not just have fun. where is your sense of joy and whimsy
November 14, 2024 at 11:14 PM
i want my page to feel like you're at the worst sleepover of your life and your parents aren't answering their phones so you can't go home
November 14, 2024 at 10:07 PM
i'm going to be worse on here than i am on twitter ❤️
November 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
waterparks followed me because i have nice tits spread the word
November 14, 2024 at 10:05 PM
103 followers haha noice
November 14, 2024 at 9:59 PM
skyblueballs
November 14, 2024 at 2:19 PM
chicken ceaser salad
November 14, 2024 at 5:36 AM
mr worldwide! dale
November 14, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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FUCK IT
November 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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ren being clocked for meowing at kit within 30 minutes is so funny
November 14, 2024 at 12:59 AM
well that took less than 30 minutes
November 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM
having a new platform to get cancelled on is so beautiful to me. thank you bluesky for this opportunity and its broad horizons
November 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
are you allowed to say cunt on here and threaten to kill yourself
November 14, 2024 at 12:28 AM