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@renownedwriter.bsky.social

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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · Jul 5

ɪ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴏʟᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ!

(Beautiful art by @drowninnoodles! The caption reads 'I may be old, but you're older!', referencing a Buster Scruggs movie line.)

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ GYAH HA HAH! Ya betcha he was! It was nice to see, tell ya... but, kinda pitiful.

💙 | ᵏⁱˡˡᵉʳ 🅀🅄🄴🄴🄽 @meanie-queenie.bsky.social · 3h

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✱⠀This Little Cockroach Is Delusional Beyond Belief LOL
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— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 3h

✱ ... Eh, I guess it's an unique way to depict that poor salesmans situation...

November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ ... Eh, I guess it's an unique way to depict that poor salesmans situation...

💙 | ᵏⁱˡˡᵉʳ 🅀🅄🄴🄴🄽 @meanie-queenie.bsky.social · 3h

November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ ... Smash or pass? The hells that?

November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ Here's hopin' to some good ol' letters to come in my study! Sure, gotta have time n' patience, but, hmm... I dunno, feels as if I told someone to write somethin' important for me.

November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

jack

(hardcore. very hardcore)

❤️ Ralsei! ("Plushsei") @satinstitch.isfluffy.fyi · 6h

( ... being vague is his modus operandi. How could you forget? )

( ... You look back at the paper. )

( You begin to write. )

More than anything else, I'd like Kris to be happy.

More than anything else, I fear that's something I can't provide.

It's not that I'm unwilling to commit. It's a lot when I met them recently, but I do love them. To me, they're my world.

But I'm worried such commitment will hurt them.

I've already hurt them with selfish wishes. They won't say so, they'll blame themself, but that's a testament to how kind they are, not to how actually responsible they are. I started our problems.

Even beyond that, I'm a Darkner. I can't give them the same fulfillment a Lightner partner would. I can be as sweet as possible, but it's just that sweetness without substance.

And if none of that was an issue... I'm not ready. I don't know how to be a good friend yet. Should they be stuck with that?

I think, someday, I would want it.

But by that time, if it was possible... They would have, and should have, moved on.

November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ I'll bear some flowers for everyone's marriage.

November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ Sometimes, I jus' like to appreciate the beauty of the world, stayin' there, fine and peaceful... knowin' one day, I won't be here to love the view, but, that's the beauty of things.

✱ Let my ideas live on like seeds, and blossom like trees of life for those who wish to grow 'em.

November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

(hmm. he is very lovely when it comes to love advice. believes in the concept that love should come to everyone, especially if they're going through a lot, which is adorable)

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · 4d

✱ Take it from me, youngin', you gotta appreciate these times with 'em.

[ The old man gives a slight chuckle, sighing. ]

✱ Jus' keep it steady, be yerself, they like you that way, and even if you're not yourself, they just gotta hold tight till you are back to your usual self, feller.

November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

(WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE A SOUL?????????)

❤️ Ralsei! ("Plushsei") @satinstitch.isfluffy.fyi · 4d

[ ❤️ Yes ] x [ > No ]

( You tell him that you are getting married with a high pitched, disbelieving cadence. Your face is so flushed you could cook eggs on it. WHY DID YOU SAY THAT. IT'S NOT EVEN TRUE. )

November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

jack

(you didn't see me slide that 'I'll be there!' there......)

November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ Well, ain't that just the prettiest sight I've seen? You two gonna arrange a marriage? If yes, I'll be there!

❤️ Ralsei! ("Plushsei") @satinstitch.isfluffy.fyi · 4d

I-I would... love to live with Kris... forever...

November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

[ The old man is playing the banjo, humming a little tune, big ol' grin in his face, his clothing is slightly torn. ]

✱ Findin' peace in music been effective, yes it has!

November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM

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October 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ I will make a song in your honor and call it Fag de Lune!

🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · Oct 12

YOU CAN'T??? CALL ME THAT??????

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢 @renownedwriter.bsky.social · Oct 12

✱ Heh, bold of you to assume I am not gay, and that I can say the word freely!

✱ Clearly you haven't seen an old homosexual man before, typical...

✱ ... ya fag!

October 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM

— 「ɢᴇʀꜱᴏɴ」🐢

@renownedwriter.bsky.social

✱ Heh, bold of you to assume I am not gay, and that I can say the word freely!

✱ Clearly you haven't seen an old homosexual man before, typical...

✱ ... ya fag!

🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · Oct 12

HE CAN'T SAY THAT

October 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM