@rennygoose.bsky.social
Nothing distorts your reality worse than recording a Memoji
October 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Nothing distorts your reality worse than recording a Memoji
Getting a tattoo for the shave
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Getting a tattoo for the shave
Not liking a friends mental breakdown reposts on TikTok is the modern day landmine
September 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Not liking a friends mental breakdown reposts on TikTok is the modern day landmine
When I sit down and try, I can be creative (don’t look at my last post)
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When I sit down and try, I can be creative (don’t look at my last post)
Sa: is it bad?
French villain with a cat inside a box: come see, come sa
French villain with a cat inside a box: come see, come sa
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sa: is it bad?
French villain with a cat inside a box: come see, come sa
French villain with a cat inside a box: come see, come sa
Those songs that make you feel like a snake coming out of a bag 😌❤️
September 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Those songs that make you feel like a snake coming out of a bag 😌❤️
The true test if it’s cool or cringe is if you can watch it back on mute without making a face
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The true test if it’s cool or cringe is if you can watch it back on mute without making a face
Psa to Canadian investors, if you keep spinning the gold coin at the bottom of the Wealthsimple app, there does get to a point where it makes you stop
September 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Psa to Canadian investors, if you keep spinning the gold coin at the bottom of the Wealthsimple app, there does get to a point where it makes you stop
Been a while since I shit posted
September 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Been a while since I shit posted
There is nothing sexier than matching light wash jeans
August 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There is nothing sexier than matching light wash jeans
Mood playlist, except for my favourite songs.
you can go wherever you want baby girl
you can go wherever you want baby girl
August 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Mood playlist, except for my favourite songs.
you can go wherever you want baby girl
you can go wherever you want baby girl
Some people don’t have dog petting hands, I said what I said
August 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Some people don’t have dog petting hands, I said what I said
Dirty library books break my heart 😢
August 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Dirty library books break my heart 😢
What’d you ride here in, a poopcycle
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What’d you ride here in, a poopcycle
If I was in a world run my assassins, I would simply not be the head of an underground criminal syndicate
August 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If I was in a world run my assassins, I would simply not be the head of an underground criminal syndicate
I don’t like how Siri started reading my messages, he has too much emotion
August 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t like how Siri started reading my messages, he has too much emotion
You know someone’s going through a mental health crisis when they get really into mobile games
August 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You know someone’s going through a mental health crisis when they get really into mobile games
Home is the collection of little things you bought
August 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Home is the collection of little things you bought
Life hasn’t been easy, but with Nestea back it might be worth fighting for
August 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Life hasn’t been easy, but with Nestea back it might be worth fighting for
They should make a throat singing version of the alphabet songs so children can learn their pronunciation
August 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They should make a throat singing version of the alphabet songs so children can learn their pronunciation
Did anyone else have to be told microwaves beeped twice, or am I just fat
August 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Did anyone else have to be told microwaves beeped twice, or am I just fat
Sometimes I think I’m smart but then I remember I don’t know how to spell
August 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Sometimes I think I’m smart but then I remember I don’t know how to spell
In business and stand on it
August 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
In business and stand on it
Call me monkey cuz I go ape on that banana
July 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Call me monkey cuz I go ape on that banana
Why does breathe look so wrong
July 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why does breathe look so wrong