Renée Millette
@reneeisverycool.bsky.social
Hi my name is Renée and this is Jackass.
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love to be an old man sometimes and complain about people having fun in ways that i don't like to
So many bars with karaoke.
Old Man Yells at Cloud: Bar Edition
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November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
love to be an old man sometimes and complain about people having fun in ways that i don't like to
"i love listening to the local radio station there's always something different playing." then the radio plays a 20-minute long jazz song
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"i love listening to the local radio station there's always something different playing." then the radio plays a 20-minute long jazz song
food posting again
Wheat Thins: the perfect food?
Food scientists went crazy with this one.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
food posting again
i'm a couple weeks late but of course i had to write about the stolen valor bush thong
The Skims bush wig thong
I do have four minutes of bush material, if you were ever wondering.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i'm a couple weeks late but of course i had to write about the stolen valor bush thong
it's once again the horoscope time of the month
Horoscopes for Scorpio Season 2025
I like my drinks like I like my mornings in October, dark and translucent.
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October 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
it's once again the horoscope time of the month
the louvre heist reminded me of the affair of the diamond necklace, one of the many catalysts for the french revolution and death of marie antoinette thanks to one of the fuck ugliest necklaces i’ve ever seen in my life
Affair of the Diamond Necklace - Wikipedia
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October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
the louvre heist reminded me of the affair of the diamond necklace, one of the many catalysts for the french revolution and death of marie antoinette thanks to one of the fuck ugliest necklaces i’ve ever seen in my life
if you're stumped on what to be for halloween this year, i have some very unique and creative ideas for you
Fun, Sexy, and Unique Sexy Halloween Costumes Perfect for this Year Specifically
The world is terrible, but that doesn't mean you can't be sexy about it
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October 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
if you're stumped on what to be for halloween this year, i have some very unique and creative ideas for you
wrote about the the epic highs and lows of shopping local
I bought yarn to make a hat and now I can’t afford to feed my family
I don’t have a family, but that’s the cost of shopping local
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September 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
wrote about the the epic highs and lows of shopping local
disney+ isn’t even a worthwhile subscription they don’t offer the original 1997 version of ‘under wraps’
September 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
disney+ isn’t even a worthwhile subscription they don’t offer the original 1997 version of ‘under wraps’
they should make a riverdale movie
September 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
they should make a riverdale movie
may be old news by now, but everyone needs to know about this
Does the guy who plays Archie on ‘Riverdale’ have an alter ego named Mr. Fantasy?
Actor KJ Apa is shockingly silent about this.
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September 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
may be old news by now, but everyone needs to know about this
he died doing what he loved, advocating for a little gun violence
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
he died doing what he loved, advocating for a little gun violence
once again going into the sabrina carpenter discourse (spoiler alert: i'm pro 'man's best friend')
The problem with horny
So sorry! Gonna talk about Sabrina Carpenter some more.
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September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
once again going into the sabrina carpenter discourse (spoiler alert: i'm pro 'man's best friend')
a big week for me and some of the most annoying people on the internet
A huge week for blonde popstars with bangs.
Big Sabrina and Taylor news.
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September 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
a big week for me and some of the most annoying people on the internet
you could say…this kid opened up a can of worms
DCOM #6: 'Can of Worms' (1999)
He really did open up...a can of worms.
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August 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
you could say…this kid opened up a can of worms
i've been obsessed with reading this hiking website i found even though i'm not a big hiker or a rock climber at all
I’m obsessed with this guy’s hiking website
I just want to see the world this guy gets to see.
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August 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i've been obsessed with reading this hiking website i found even though i'm not a big hiker or a rock climber at all
i have a friend who, before seeing me do standup at a show, asks me what jokes me and the other people on the bill are doing so she can be 100% assured to have a good time, which is actually insane
August 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i have a friend who, before seeing me do standup at a show, asks me what jokes me and the other people on the bill are doing so she can be 100% assured to have a good time, which is actually insane
been traveling across america and a lot of that would not be possible without friends who pick me up from places
Taking transit in a non-transit city
Traveling as a girl who cannot (will not) drive.
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August 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
been traveling across america and a lot of that would not be possible without friends who pick me up from places
this movie had me in a chokehold at 6 years old, i wanted to be zenon sooooo bad.
a super enjoyable re-watch. this is the future that liberals actually wanted
a super enjoyable re-watch. this is the future that liberals actually wanted
‘Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century’ (1999)
Zeetus-lapetus! The future didn't turn out this way.
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July 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
this movie had me in a chokehold at 6 years old, i wanted to be zenon sooooo bad.
a super enjoyable re-watch. this is the future that liberals actually wanted
a super enjoyable re-watch. this is the future that liberals actually wanted
what if we…kissed on the shaq train?
July 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
what if we…kissed on the shaq train?
i kind of want one of these beautiful monsters
Where did long Furbies come from?
My friends and I keep sending these to each other, but what are the origins?
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July 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i kind of want one of these beautiful monsters
huge boomer/millennial wage gap is my parents using up all their money (AND my college savings) to “follow their dreams” and fail so hard that i came into adulthood so financially destitute that i have to work this fuckass job
July 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
huge boomer/millennial wage gap is my parents using up all their money (AND my college savings) to “follow their dreams” and fail so hard that i came into adulthood so financially destitute that i have to work this fuckass job
what does leo season have in store for you? read and find out!
Horoscopes for Leo Season 2025
Sharpay has to be a Leo, right?
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July 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
what does leo season have in store for you? read and find out!
i cannot explain how much the disney channel zombies franchise means to me
July 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i cannot explain how much the disney channel zombies franchise means to me
i have about 3,000 words in me about 'zombies 4' but for now i'll just say there's not enough sports and the zombies looking less zombie in the zombie racism movie is definitely a choice!!
July 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i have about 3,000 words in me about 'zombies 4' but for now i'll just say there's not enough sports and the zombies looking less zombie in the zombie racism movie is definitely a choice!!