I was thinking, who would benefit if all our talk of invading Greenland led them to kicking our military off the island? Russia. I never used to think conspiratorially, but with Trump’s betrayals, it’s hard not to.

They’ve removed the riotous Internet in a box episode from the IT crowd on all streaming platforms because it had a trans joke. Man, I hate cancel culture.

Note to pickup truck traffic: The closer you get to me with those super bright bank of lights, the harder it is for me to see and the slower I go.

I first heard of Nate Bargatze about a month ago after he was on SNL and now I think I’ve seen every recorded clip he’s ever made. And I’ve watched his George Washington skits like 30 times.

Weird fact: if the Suez Canal had existed 150 years prior, IPAs might never have been invented.

I like NPR, but like Nextdoor, you can make a bingo board out of the 8 or 9 subjects they hit on daily - the Gaza Strip, trump’s cabinet, drag queen shows, and so on. It gets tiresome. But I gave it a gander today and was rewarded with a piece about killer whales that wear salmon fish hats.

So I signed up for bluesky, selected a few categories and bam! 85 pictures of the heart nebula. Maybe I need to diversify my feed a bit.

Being yelled at first thing in the morning is pretty stressful. Ironically though, it makes it hard to sleep. Maybe what I need is an insult alarm clock that says: “Go back to sleep if you like, you never do anything right anyway!” I’d be miserable, but awake at least.

I got yelled at by my wife for being on the phone too much first thing this morning and I was like - I’m looking something up! But what I was looking for was a profile pic for my new bluesky account. #socialmediaaddict