Remo Burton
@remoburton.bsky.social
Lover of professional wrestling, video games, B-movies and other aspects of high culture.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I imagine the eventual Scream 10 being an elderly Neve Campbell and Courteney Cox shuffling around a nursing home, avoiding an equally elderly killer. I look forward to the tension-filled walker chase.
#Scream
#Scream
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I imagine the eventual Scream 10 being an elderly Neve Campbell and Courteney Cox shuffling around a nursing home, avoiding an equally elderly killer. I look forward to the tension-filled walker chase.
#Scream
#Scream
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
This week in old people: Today I learned The Weeknd is a person and not a band.
October 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This week in old people: Today I learned The Weeknd is a person and not a band.
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RHDI is doing a giveaway!🎉🎉
The prize:
Absolutely nothing. Seriously, nothing. You get nothing.
How to enter:
Please follow, repost, and reply with the phrase "I'm a tunahead"
The winner will be called in 48 hours. Make sure to hurry!
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The prize:
Absolutely nothing. Seriously, nothing. You get nothing.
How to enter:
Please follow, repost, and reply with the phrase "I'm a tunahead"
The winner will be called in 48 hours. Make sure to hurry!
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October 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
RHDI is doing a giveaway!🎉🎉
The prize:
Absolutely nothing. Seriously, nothing. You get nothing.
How to enter:
Please follow, repost, and reply with the phrase "I'm a tunahead"
The winner will be called in 48 hours. Make sure to hurry!
Picture is unrelated.
The prize:
Absolutely nothing. Seriously, nothing. You get nothing.
How to enter:
Please follow, repost, and reply with the phrase "I'm a tunahead"
The winner will be called in 48 hours. Make sure to hurry!
Picture is unrelated.
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
October 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
*looks at cake in a wrestling segment* Let's not destroy a delicious cake, won't someone think of the cake
#AEWDYNAMITE
#AEWDYNAMITE
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*looks at cake in a wrestling segment* Let's not destroy a delicious cake, won't someone think of the cake
#AEWDYNAMITE
#AEWDYNAMITE
October 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'm all in on this.
MARY MAGNUM: JIU-JITSU NUN Official Teaser Will Rear Naked Choke You For Jesus
Jose Montesinos returns with a new Grindhouse-style indie action comedy coming in the new year!
Jose Montesinos returns with a new Grindhouse-style indie action comedy coming in the new year!
MARY MAGNUM: JIU-JITSU NUN Official Teaser Will Rear Naked Choke You For Jesus
Jose Montesinos returns with a new Grindhouse-style indie action comedy coming in the new year!
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October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm all in on this.
I'm still not sure who Raj Girl is or why I should value their opinion, and I don't care enough to look into it.
#AEWa
#AEWa
a man wearing sunglasses says " i don 't have any thoughts "
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses says " i don 't have any thoughts "
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I'm still not sure who Raj Girl is or why I should value their opinion, and I don't care enough to look into it.
#AEWa
#AEWa
The Louvre was broken into over the weekend. Police are baffled by security footage, showing two men arguing while singing the Bing Crosby classic "Swinging on a Star". If you see this man, give him a cappuccino and wait for the authorities.
Hudson Hawk Hat Trick GIF
ALT: Hudson Hawk Hat Trick GIF
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The Louvre was broken into over the weekend. Police are baffled by security footage, showing two men arguing while singing the Bing Crosby classic "Swinging on a Star". If you see this man, give him a cappuccino and wait for the authorities.
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October 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Seeing Hayter and Thekla kill it tonight just confirms the Blood and Guts match will be amazing.
#AEWWrestledream
#AEWWrestledream
October 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Seeing Hayter and Thekla kill it tonight just confirms the Blood and Guts match will be amazing.
#AEWWrestledream
#AEWWrestledream
I kinda love that the Okada/Takeshita pairing answers the question of "Can they co-exist?" In advance. You know the answer is hell no.
#AEWWrestledream
#AEWWrestledream
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I kinda love that the Okada/Takeshita pairing answers the question of "Can they co-exist?" In advance. You know the answer is hell no.
#AEWWrestledream
#AEWWrestledream
October 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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It’s a huge @allelitewrestling.com PPV night! #AEWWrestleDream
* Zero Hour - 7PM ET / 4PM PT on YouTube, Facebook + X
* AEW TAILGATE BRAWL - 7PM ET / 4PM PTon TNT + HBO MAX
* AEW WRESTLEDREAM - 8PM ET / 5PM PT - Available LIVE on: HBO Max PPV + select providers
* Zero Hour - 7PM ET / 4PM PT on YouTube, Facebook + X
* AEW TAILGATE BRAWL - 7PM ET / 4PM PTon TNT + HBO MAX
* AEW WRESTLEDREAM - 8PM ET / 5PM PT - Available LIVE on: HBO Max PPV + select providers
October 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It’s a huge @allelitewrestling.com PPV night! #AEWWrestleDream
* Zero Hour - 7PM ET / 4PM PT on YouTube, Facebook + X
* AEW TAILGATE BRAWL - 7PM ET / 4PM PTon TNT + HBO MAX
* AEW WRESTLEDREAM - 8PM ET / 5PM PT - Available LIVE on: HBO Max PPV + select providers
* Zero Hour - 7PM ET / 4PM PT on YouTube, Facebook + X
* AEW TAILGATE BRAWL - 7PM ET / 4PM PTon TNT + HBO MAX
* AEW WRESTLEDREAM - 8PM ET / 5PM PT - Available LIVE on: HBO Max PPV + select providers
Never thought I would need to block these accounts for my mental health, but here we are.
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October 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Never thought I would need to block these accounts for my mental health, but here we are.
October 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'd like to congratulate Kenny Omega for a 2 match streak that doesn't end with him being killed. Let's keep it going!
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'd like to congratulate Kenny Omega for a 2 match streak that doesn't end with him being killed. Let's keep it going!
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
The day when Kenny finally gets his hands on "Uncle Don" will be a glorious day in professional wrestling.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The day when Kenny finally gets his hands on "Uncle Don" will be a glorious day in professional wrestling.
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite