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Remo
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We’re going to dance
And have some fun

MUFC. UWS.
Going to spend this weekend driving round Yorkshire grassing on people using hosepipes.
July 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Absolutely buzzing to lose 2-0 away at Leeds first game of the season
May 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Another offside decision for the knicker-sniffers to enjoy.
Still - save it for Wednesday, Harry.
May 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Think I’ve been blinded in my right eye by a nerf gun bullet but no way am I going to hospital.
Feels like my way of honouring VE Day.
May 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Breath of fresh air this season, Villa 😬
April 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ah bugger…..
April 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Barcelona v PSG final for me.
Because it would win me a lot of money.
April 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I’m not sure I want to see Eriksen in a Manchester United shirt ever again.
April 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m old enough to remember city fans singing about Munich. It was 6 hours ago.
April 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Penalty first minute, don’t care what anyone says. Moral victory to us.
April 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Presume we’ve got a buy-back on Elanga yeah?
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How long before Barton and Fox are co-hosting on GB News?
March 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
12 degrees and sunny tomorrow. Time to get my tan back.
February 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Rashford is scoring tonight so get over it now.
February 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Reckon I might get a game tomorrow.
February 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Imagine if VAR had disallowed that. I think the ref might have been lynched. Fuck it off.
February 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Honestly starting to think they’re doing this deliberately now. There can’t be this little movement otherwise.
February 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Are we still all keeping Garnacho?
February 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
People getting worked up about how good Garnacho was and how we can’t sell him. That was against a Championship side at best tonight. Sorry but if it means we can bring in a top striker in the summer (or now) then I’d still do it.
January 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How the fuck is that offside? Seriously.
January 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What time does Antiques Roadshow start?
January 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I think there’s a chance Hojlund and Zirkzee could work together. Admittedly it’s a remote chance but…..
January 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Not seen a ref as bad as this since last week
January 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If pedestrian crossings are going to play silly buggers and start turning red when nobody is there, just because the buttons are frozen, then I’m just going to start ploughing through them regardless. Respect goes both ways.
January 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Newcastle v Spurs in the Milk Cup Final would be excellent viewing.
(as long as Spurs win)
January 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM