evan
@relevancies.bsky.social
Dumb rambles, and rants, and arts, oh my! | he/him | 30 | 🌈✨✌️
Art Account: @evans-endeavors.bsky.social
Art Account: @evans-endeavors.bsky.social
me: my surface pro is getting up there in years and starting to have more issues.
*saving up to get a new one, so I don't lose the ability to draw*
Car: If you want to drive again that'll be $1,900.
🥲
*saving up to get a new one, so I don't lose the ability to draw*
Car: If you want to drive again that'll be $1,900.
🥲
June 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
me: my surface pro is getting up there in years and starting to have more issues.
*saving up to get a new one, so I don't lose the ability to draw*
Car: If you want to drive again that'll be $1,900.
🥲
*saving up to get a new one, so I don't lose the ability to draw*
Car: If you want to drive again that'll be $1,900.
🥲
Opal getting prepped for surgery 🥺
She's afraid of cones so my parents got her jammies to keep her from messing with stitches
She's afraid of cones so my parents got her jammies to keep her from messing with stitches
June 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Opal getting prepped for surgery 🥺
She's afraid of cones so my parents got her jammies to keep her from messing with stitches
She's afraid of cones so my parents got her jammies to keep her from messing with stitches
My siblings and I got matching tattoos in Salem!
(3/4. Conner didn't want one, but vibed with us)
We'd talked about getting Over the Garden Wall themed tattoos for years and finally got to do it! :)
(3/4. Conner didn't want one, but vibed with us)
We'd talked about getting Over the Garden Wall themed tattoos for years and finally got to do it! :)
May 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My siblings and I got matching tattoos in Salem!
(3/4. Conner didn't want one, but vibed with us)
We'd talked about getting Over the Garden Wall themed tattoos for years and finally got to do it! :)
(3/4. Conner didn't want one, but vibed with us)
We'd talked about getting Over the Garden Wall themed tattoos for years and finally got to do it! :)
Penetrated by an insanely hot man in Salem.
(Ears pierced 🤪)
He was genuinely so hot tho lmao 🙈
(Ears pierced 🤪)
He was genuinely so hot tho lmao 🙈
May 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Penetrated by an insanely hot man in Salem.
(Ears pierced 🤪)
He was genuinely so hot tho lmao 🙈
(Ears pierced 🤪)
He was genuinely so hot tho lmao 🙈
Was no one gonna tell me that on top of Salem being fun and spooky it's also super queer???
I'm obsessed
I'm obsessed
May 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Was no one gonna tell me that on top of Salem being fun and spooky it's also super queer???
I'm obsessed
I'm obsessed
the high in Boston tomorrow is 48°F 💀
maybe I should've packed pants instead of shorts...
maybe I should've packed pants instead of shorts...
May 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the high in Boston tomorrow is 48°F 💀
maybe I should've packed pants instead of shorts...
maybe I should've packed pants instead of shorts...
Having to work late the day before my birthday is really homophobic 😭
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Having to work late the day before my birthday is really homophobic 😭
Watching TV with my parents
Me in my head: wow this man has a phenomenal mustache. He's super hot
My parents: ew his mustache
😭
Me in my head: wow this man has a phenomenal mustache. He's super hot
My parents: ew his mustache
😭
May 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Watching TV with my parents
Me in my head: wow this man has a phenomenal mustache. He's super hot
My parents: ew his mustache
😭
Me in my head: wow this man has a phenomenal mustache. He's super hot
My parents: ew his mustache
😭
Having to work late only to get stuck in traffic is really homophobic.
This has been a fucking insane week 🫠
This has been a fucking insane week 🫠
May 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Having to work late only to get stuck in traffic is really homophobic.
This has been a fucking insane week 🫠
This has been a fucking insane week 🫠
I'm so normal about this game 🙈
Maybe starting another Veilguard playthrough will heal me (even tho I'm still not done with my previous one)
Maybe starting another Veilguard playthrough will heal me (even tho I'm still not done with my previous one)
May 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm so normal about this game 🙈
Maybe starting another Veilguard playthrough will heal me (even tho I'm still not done with my previous one)
Maybe starting another Veilguard playthrough will heal me (even tho I'm still not done with my previous one)
Grey Wardens 🥺😍✨🙏😳💙🙂↕️🥳🥰😚💖🫂🙌
April 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Grey Wardens 🥺😍✨🙏😳💙🙂↕️🥳🥰😚💖🫂🙌
The lighthouse in Veilguard is kinda just like.... The perfect little space for OCs
So easy to just be like "another OC? Welp. let me make a new room"
Just a little homebase and toy box to store all my little guys lol
So easy to just be like "another OC? Welp. let me make a new room"
Just a little homebase and toy box to store all my little guys lol
April 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The lighthouse in Veilguard is kinda just like.... The perfect little space for OCs
So easy to just be like "another OC? Welp. let me make a new room"
Just a little homebase and toy box to store all my little guys lol
So easy to just be like "another OC? Welp. let me make a new room"
Just a little homebase and toy box to store all my little guys lol
And if I made like 4 more Qunari OCs who could stop me
April 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
And if I made like 4 more Qunari OCs who could stop me
there's things I really wish were different in Veilguard.
But I really do love this game.
Some of the side quests are so fucking good.
I fuckin loooove the Echo in the well?? Its so spooky 😳👉👈
But I really do love this game.
Some of the side quests are so fucking good.
I fuckin loooove the Echo in the well?? Its so spooky 😳👉👈
April 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
there's things I really wish were different in Veilguard.
But I really do love this game.
Some of the side quests are so fucking good.
I fuckin loooove the Echo in the well?? Its so spooky 😳👉👈
But I really do love this game.
Some of the side quests are so fucking good.
I fuckin loooove the Echo in the well?? Its so spooky 😳👉👈
I built a whole fuckin universe for this campaign, and im struggling to work on my game now that it's running!!
April 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I built a whole fuckin universe for this campaign, and im struggling to work on my game now that it's running!!
I made the mistake of lying back down after my shower and I'm fighting for my life to get up for work
April 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I made the mistake of lying back down after my shower and I'm fighting for my life to get up for work
Me: okay. I need to focus on my D&D campaign. No more dragon age.
Dragon Age:
Dragon Age:
April 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Me: okay. I need to focus on my D&D campaign. No more dragon age.
Dragon Age:
Dragon Age:
I've lost like 80 lbs this past year through diet and exercise
My blood pressure is way better because of it too! so maybe I should see about getting a stimulant med for my ADHD...
My blood pressure is way better because of it too! so maybe I should see about getting a stimulant med for my ADHD...
April 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I've lost like 80 lbs this past year through diet and exercise
My blood pressure is way better because of it too! so maybe I should see about getting a stimulant med for my ADHD...
My blood pressure is way better because of it too! so maybe I should see about getting a stimulant med for my ADHD...
Sooooo excited to go to Boston in May!!!
Time not passing fast enough
Time not passing fast enough
April 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sooooo excited to go to Boston in May!!!
Time not passing fast enough
Time not passing fast enough
I'm gonna be real... if it wasn't for the pressure of my friends I wouldn't be running a d&d campaign right now
Im sure that'll be healthy and not lead to burnout 🙈
I didn't think a game I randomly decided to pick up would lead to such an intense hyperfocus... But here we are. Dragon Age brain rot
Im sure that'll be healthy and not lead to burnout 🙈
I didn't think a game I randomly decided to pick up would lead to such an intense hyperfocus... But here we are. Dragon Age brain rot
April 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm gonna be real... if it wasn't for the pressure of my friends I wouldn't be running a d&d campaign right now
Im sure that'll be healthy and not lead to burnout 🙈
I didn't think a game I randomly decided to pick up would lead to such an intense hyperfocus... But here we are. Dragon Age brain rot
Im sure that'll be healthy and not lead to burnout 🙈
I didn't think a game I randomly decided to pick up would lead to such an intense hyperfocus... But here we are. Dragon Age brain rot
Being a nerd... With adult money...
Is a dangerous combination. 🙈
Is a dangerous combination. 🙈
April 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Being a nerd... With adult money...
Is a dangerous combination. 🙈
Is a dangerous combination. 🙈
My "younger" brother is a huge movie buff. And any time he's like "have you seen X" my answer is 99% of the time "no"
My "older" brother is a huge bookworm. And any time he's like "have you read X" my answer is 99% of the time "no"
meanwhile I'm just over here drawing imaginary dudes in my head
My "older" brother is a huge bookworm. And any time he's like "have you read X" my answer is 99% of the time "no"
meanwhile I'm just over here drawing imaginary dudes in my head
April 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My "younger" brother is a huge movie buff. And any time he's like "have you seen X" my answer is 99% of the time "no"
My "older" brother is a huge bookworm. And any time he's like "have you read X" my answer is 99% of the time "no"
meanwhile I'm just over here drawing imaginary dudes in my head
My "older" brother is a huge bookworm. And any time he's like "have you read X" my answer is 99% of the time "no"
meanwhile I'm just over here drawing imaginary dudes in my head
Okay... A weird question that just hit me ..
Can grey wardens get pregnant? Or does the joining make you sterile?
And if two wardens had a kid would that kid be born with The Juice?
I'm sorry for these void thoughts I'm now sharing with the world wide web
Can grey wardens get pregnant? Or does the joining make you sterile?
And if two wardens had a kid would that kid be born with The Juice?
I'm sorry for these void thoughts I'm now sharing with the world wide web
April 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Okay... A weird question that just hit me ..
Can grey wardens get pregnant? Or does the joining make you sterile?
And if two wardens had a kid would that kid be born with The Juice?
I'm sorry for these void thoughts I'm now sharing with the world wide web
Can grey wardens get pregnant? Or does the joining make you sterile?
And if two wardens had a kid would that kid be born with The Juice?
I'm sorry for these void thoughts I'm now sharing with the world wide web
Yoinking my grey warden OC from my art account so I can ramble about him.
Made Dan in VG and it's fun thinking about if Hope was alongside him there too.
Made Dan in VG and it's fun thinking about if Hope was alongside him there too.
April 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yoinking my grey warden OC from my art account so I can ramble about him.
Made Dan in VG and it's fun thinking about if Hope was alongside him there too.
Made Dan in VG and it's fun thinking about if Hope was alongside him there too.
Been thinking about my Dragon Age OCs and what their rooms would look like in the Lighthouse. ✨
April 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Been thinking about my Dragon Age OCs and what their rooms would look like in the Lighthouse. ✨