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small is sleepy
@relativelysmall.bsky.social
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always sad. as old as philza. i have a child, smaller. tired uni student. apparently a teacher. she/her.
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small is sleepy @relativelysmall.bsky.social · Sep 28
Meow
Orange cat tucking their legs under their body, looking like a loaf of bread, sitting on a grey fluffy blanket .
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2026 started in a fort with Smaller. Then someone recognised my Technoblade shirt. Pretty good start to the year :)
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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Didn't see my family for Christmas, but making up for it today by seeing kiddos aunties, uncles, nanna & grandad... without her though.
Merry Crisis everyone.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Me - *goes to the toilet*
Smaller - "love you. Miss you. Please don't die"
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I keep forgetting shout everything. I am so busy & so tired. 7 days left before school holidays. But still have university work... hooray.

Anyway, hi.
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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It's my day of borth
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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First night of school musical. The kids smashed it out of the park. Let's hope tomorrow is as successful!
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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This week has been so hard.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Purchase our One of Us and Crystal Siege merch before it is too late! Once it is gone they will not restock. Check out our merch here technoblade.com/collections/... and sign up for our newsletter here eepurl.com/jqflzM

#oneofusglobalfoundation #oneofusglobal #oneofus
This graphic has a light yellow background. At the top is the text, " GET IT BEFORE ITS GONE! Didn't get to donate? Get a great souvenir and support the foundation by ordering your own Crystal Siege logo pin (designed by game dev @bumpyjake himself) from the Technoblade.com online shop!" on orange rectangles at the top. The right side of the graphic has pictures of the merchandise. In the center is the Crystal Siege pin on a star. The left side has a drawn picture of the Technoblade pointing meme. Este gráfico tiene un fondo amarillo brillante. En la parte superior está el texto "¡CONSIGUELOS ANTES DE QUE SE AGOTEN! ¿No tuviste la oportunidad de donar? ¡Obtén un gran recuerdo y apoya a la fundación ordenando tu propio pin del logo de Crystal Siege (diseñado por el mismísimo @bumpyjake) de la tienda en línea Technoblade.com!" en rectángulos naranjas arriba. El lado izquierdo del gráfico tiene imágenes de la mercancía. En el centro está el pin de Crystal Siege en una estrella. El lado derecho tiene una imagen dibujada del meme de Technoblade apuntando.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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day 23: elytra🪽
tapLs pov of technoblade in the absolutely ruining a minecraft tournament vid

#technotober #technobladefanart
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I had a parent tell me that their kid went home really concerned last week because I had dyed my hair & they liked my old hair colour. Aww.
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Happy twelve (12) years of Technoblade from the One of Us Global Foundation! How are you going to celebrate? Tag us in any channel birthday celebration posts and join our newsletter to stay up to date with everything One of Us. eepurl.com/jqflzMx
October 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Getting ready to be blown away by @juicesoar.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Student - "Ms, are you my teacher next year?"
Me - "mate, I'm not sure, I haven't been told where I'm going. Maybe year 1-2, r-1 or kindy... or... maybe the moon to mine moon cheese"
Student - "but but but... you have to teach me *thinks for a few seconds in confusion* MOON CHEESE!?!?"
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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I'm at that age I needed to take de-gas. Nahhh I'm not that old, there's a stomach bug going around & I can't stop burping & feeling like I need to fart. Please help me.
October 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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I just went to purchase merch for the Crystal Siege event & One Of Us foundation & then remembered I have a HUGE bill coming up soon. I cannot afford the lovely merch right now. I couldn't even donate much today :(
October 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Talking to a young person yesterday, I inquired as to what their take was on my rep. They said, "You're a micro celebrity who's famous even though you don't do anything. Like Zendaya."

Based
October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Ask Us Anything! Reply to this with any questions you may have for the One of Us admin stream team to answer tomorrow during the Festival of Voices!
Group photo of admin stream team
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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EXCITED FOR WHEELDUOOOO
oneofusglobal.org One of Us Global Foundation @oneofusglobal.org · Oct 25
Hopefully you won't be late to watch the fight for the crown TODAY! Check out the stream www.youtube.com/live/kltLrp4...
Ojalá y no llegues tarde a ver la pelea por la corona ¡HOY!
#oneofusglobalfoundation #oneofusglobal #oneofus #youthempowerment #nonprofit #activism #fov2025 #festivalofvoices
The graphic is a overhead shot of the Crystal Siege map with the four main islands. The text, "Rare aesthetic: waking up 5 minutes before your Minecraft fundraising gaming tournament." Este gráfico tiene una toma aérea del mapa de Crystal Siege con las cuatro islas. El texto "Rare aesthetic: Te despiertas 5 minutes antes de tu torneo de Minecraft de recaudación de fondos"
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Smaller - "you didn't get as sick as dad. He complained so much, you haven't at all *imitates her dad complaining about vomiting*"

I love my kiddo.
relativelysmall.bsky.social small is sleepy @relativelysmall.bsky.social · Oct 24
Smaller got me sick. Me being sick meant I went home. I was in the kindy. One of the kids cried because they wanted me to stay. So, Smaller made a kid cry today.
October 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Smaller got me sick. Me being sick meant I went home. I was in the kindy. One of the kids cried because they wanted me to stay. So, Smaller made a kid cry today.
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Technoknife seems to have managed to travel across California to one of the Crstyal Siege dev, Phan's, house! He said they talked a lot about the upcoming event 👀 Now Technoknife knows all the dev team's Crystal Seige secrets.
#oneofusglobalfoundation #activism #fov2025 #festivalofvoices
This graphic has a white graphic paper background with a picture of Technoknife "tapped" to the page. Below the picture is the text, “California, USA” with a orange location sign next to it. upper right hand corner has a drawn postage stamp of a sword. The right side of the graphic has the text, "Technoknife's pleasant day of studying and fun with Phan." The One of Us Global logo, a heart surrounded by a pair of hands, is in the bottom right corner. ..This graphic has the same background and design. This slide has various pictures of Technoknife in a classroom with the text, “Who knew class work was such a time consuming endeavor? I started it in the morning, and then its suddenly lunch timel. Good thing I worked up an appetite.” The One of Us logo is at the bottom left corner. The same postcard is at the top right. This graphic has the same design as before, this time with pictures of Technoknife with a dish of curry. The text, "Today, Phan showed me her favorite thai restaurant! We had a dish called panang curry, and it was so delicious that l insisted we bargain with the chef for the recipe. Unfortunately, I did not have any home grown golden potatoes on hand to trade for it.” The final slide is various pictures of Technoknife with a snowcone with the same graphic design as previous slides.
October 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I made Technoblade & Carl :)
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Every small donation makes a difference. Donations will effect game play in our upcoming Festival of Voices, Crystal Siege Saturday, October 25th at 3PM EST / 8PM BST to watch the Festival of Voices, Crystal Siege!
#oneofusglobalfoundation #oneofusglobal #oneofus #fov2025 #festivalofvoices
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Send us your posters and fan art for Crystal Siege for a chance to be featured on our social media! Maker sure you tune in Saturday, October 25th at 3PM EST / 8PM BST to watch the Festival of Voices, Crystal Siege!
This graphic has an orange background. There is a large drawn photo of Technoblade pointing at the camera on the right side of the graphic. The text, "WE WANT YOU! To: 1. Choose your team, Ruby Team, Emerald Team, Sapphire Team, Amethyst Team. 2. Make a poster 3. Post it on any social media platform with the hastag: CrystalRecruitment" covering the top and left side of the graphic. The bottom left has the text, "One of Us Global Foundation" with the "o" in "of" replaced with the One of Us logo, a heart surronded by a pair of hands. To the right of that is the text, "Festival of Voices" with the logo, two swords crossed into an X shape with a mircrophone in the center and a crown on top, next to it. Este gráfico tiene un fondo naranja. Hay un dibujo grande de Technoblade apuntando a la cámara en el lado derecho del gráfico. El texto "¡TE QUEREMOS! Para: 1. Elegir tu equipo: Equipo Rubí, Equipo Esmeralda, Equipo Zafiro, Equipo Amatista. 2. Haz un poster. 3. Publícalo en cualquier red social con el hashtag: CrystalRecruitment" cubre la parte superior y el lado izquierdo del gráfico. En la parte inferior está el texto "One of Us Global Foundation" con la "o" de "of" siendo reemplazada por el logo de One of Us, un corazón rodeado por un par de manos. A la derecha se muestra el texto "Festival de las Voces" con el logo, dos espadas cruzadas en forma de X con un micrófono en el centro y una corona arriba, justo a un lado.
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM