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martin ødegaard apologist 🩷💜💙
i barely pay attention to this guy i follow on ig (used to have a crush on him when we worked together) bc he spams a lot on stories. but every once in awhile he reposts a more serious topic and i always have to make sure it’s not something i fundamentally disagree with lmao. so far so good 👀
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
my dad’s on the phone gasping in shock every 5 mins over staples drama. and the drama is a district manager’s schedule for store vists
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
this month’s letterloop question seems like a personal attack LMAO
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
minho saying his fave player is odegaard. A MAN OF TASTEEEEE
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i don’t wanna go back to work tomorrow 😭
August 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
cannot tell…if i like this book or not. like, i don’t think i’m enjoying myself but i’m not hate reading either
August 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
when i get a new job, i never want a leadership position ever again. just tell me what to do and let me work in silence
July 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
my mom said one of her first jobs in dubai was at an encyclopedia company (LOL) and one of her tasks was to go through the books and black marker out any mention of isr*el and y’know. true. fuck a two state solution you goddamn cowards
July 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i don’t have to pay for my own insurance or have a co-pay lmao i work to fund yoshi’s lifestyle 😂
July 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
pet insurance after they’ve taken the autopay for the quarter: heyyyyyy did u know u could pay even MORE for a more expensive plan that includes things you’ll also probs never need?
July 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
how come it’s only thurs? i have to exist at work for another day???
July 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
just started straight up blocking accounts with a 911 post that show up on my fyp — esppppp if they have eddie and/ or buck in their u/n. u let one post pass through and the rot grows. lmaooooo i know what you are and no thanks 🙂‍↔️
July 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
every arsenal signing, for men’s or women’s team, should just automatically include a win pic. get it together.
July 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
some random person called work, not even a participant, and when i said we couldn’t help and tried to wrap up with “hope you a good rest of your day!” he said thanks and told me he was going on a disney cruise so he’s on a 3 day fast “bc you know what they do on cruises.” no???? get off my line, sir
July 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
am i gonna have to watch superman just for krypto?
July 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i know taste in books is subjective but every time i see people rec “lessons in chemistry” i wanna throw something bc i still hate it lmao
July 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
do u think football players wear sunscreen? like, just in general but especially the players who are all tatted up. lmaoooo clearly i’m spending this train ride looking at training pics
July 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
me: gotta remember to take lots of pics at the art fair
also me: took one single pic all day
lmao it just seems rude af to take pics of things and then not buy any? but it was fun as heck and i love when people are psyched to talk abt their art
July 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
can already tell today’s gonna be a day i’ll regret wanting to be an outdoors person this summer
July 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
kobo’s book deals are truly 🫶🫰
July 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
why in the year 2025 are we still saying hi how are you on slack with nothing else after. i know you want something, just tell me what it isssss
July 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
lol should i just quit. maybe joblessness is better than trying to stay afloat in a sinking ship where everything is broken and the quick fix “solutions” make zero sense
July 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i’ve known @thisquiet.bsky.social for soooo many years and hung out 54838532 times but i’m still always so happy to have a linna day 🥹
June 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
lmao i swear to god watching the news makes me feel like i’m an i n s a n e person
June 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
my dad’s cousin was over for dinner. he said i was much bubblier than the previous times he met me. t’was just my customer service personality lol 🤷‍♀️
June 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM