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They got good hot yoga in this one horse town?
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They got good hot yoga in this one horse town?
Heaven absolutely has to be segregated because what do you mean I gotta kick with Lincoln for eternity!?!?! Yeah he freed the slaves... begrudgingly, homie stated many a time that we weren't equal. They gotta atleast split that jawn by eras else im gonna get kicked out for fighting 😤.
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Heaven absolutely has to be segregated because what do you mean I gotta kick with Lincoln for eternity!?!?! Yeah he freed the slaves... begrudgingly, homie stated many a time that we weren't equal. They gotta atleast split that jawn by eras else im gonna get kicked out for fighting 😤.
Jon Bernthal has quietly become one of the greatest actors of his generation. Dudes been on a run lately and knows how to pick a role.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Jon Bernthal has quietly become one of the greatest actors of his generation. Dudes been on a run lately and knows how to pick a role.
And if I were to be working on a lil book side project (I love a good side project) it totally wouldn't be titled "Money or the Message: the theft of hip hop and the rise of anti intellectualism" and about 1/3 completed. Totallllllly would never do that and def wouldn't post about it on socials.
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
And if I were to be working on a lil book side project (I love a good side project) it totally wouldn't be titled "Money or the Message: the theft of hip hop and the rise of anti intellectualism" and about 1/3 completed. Totallllllly would never do that and def wouldn't post about it on socials.
Oh yeah dont be like me. Use a spot when you lift, especially heavier weights 😅
October 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Oh yeah dont be like me. Use a spot when you lift, especially heavier weights 😅
Everybody always wants to know what your dreams are but I want to know your delusions. I'll go first. I know for a fact, and I believe this with every fiber of my being, that im more talented than that corn ball Donald Glover he just had a head start and rich parents lol. Happy Friday 😘
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Everybody always wants to know what your dreams are but I want to know your delusions. I'll go first. I know for a fact, and I believe this with every fiber of my being, that im more talented than that corn ball Donald Glover he just had a head start and rich parents lol. Happy Friday 😘
To whichever developer put that fake bench at the top of Bilgewater. E.A.D 🤬
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
To whichever developer put that fake bench at the top of Bilgewater. E.A.D 🤬
Do yourself a favor and go see one battle after another. All of the emotions multiple times.
September 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Do yourself a favor and go see one battle after another. All of the emotions multiple times.
Decided to see what's poppin' over on Bumble. Wtf does politically "moderate" even mean these days? The Overton window has been dragged so far to the right over the last 60 years that pretty much means you're a Bush republican. If I were that confused and / or spineless, I'd just leave it blank 🤷♂️.
September 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Decided to see what's poppin' over on Bumble. Wtf does politically "moderate" even mean these days? The Overton window has been dragged so far to the right over the last 60 years that pretty much means you're a Bush republican. If I were that confused and / or spineless, I'd just leave it blank 🤷♂️.
"89' vintage, wide body low rider" is how I will be describing myself on dating apps going forward.
September 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"89' vintage, wide body low rider" is how I will be describing myself on dating apps going forward.
Inside me, there are three wolves. Cate Blanchett as Hella, Cate Blanchett as Galadriel, and last but not least THE BIG DAWGGG Danny Devito.
September 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Inside me, there are three wolves. Cate Blanchett as Hella, Cate Blanchett as Galadriel, and last but not least THE BIG DAWGGG Danny Devito.
Yall they were on the ground goin at it. Took 5 good yells to break them up. I want that back story so damn bad. I started filming just after she tried to run him over.
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yall they were on the ground goin at it. Took 5 good yells to break them up. I want that back story so damn bad. I started filming just after she tried to run him over.
Real maturation occurs when you understand that you dont NEED cocaine to have a cocaine dance party, just some silly friends and good music. Maybe the real blow was the friends we made along the way...
August 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Real maturation occurs when you understand that you dont NEED cocaine to have a cocaine dance party, just some silly friends and good music. Maybe the real blow was the friends we made along the way...
Where could a guy find some size 11 ish cowboy boots on short notice? Asking for a frenemy.
August 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Where could a guy find some size 11 ish cowboy boots on short notice? Asking for a frenemy.
Living in the south any time im by a large body of water my thoughts drift to "how many niggas at the bottom" my buddy says im being dramatic, thats ancient history then I remind him Lake Lanier was made in 1959.
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Living in the south any time im by a large body of water my thoughts drift to "how many niggas at the bottom" my buddy says im being dramatic, thats ancient history then I remind him Lake Lanier was made in 1959.
As 36 approaches in less than 24 hours, I've decided to fully embrace my Poppa Midnite/ Black Goldbloom phase. Doubling down on absurdity, cheers.
August 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
As 36 approaches in less than 24 hours, I've decided to fully embrace my Poppa Midnite/ Black Goldbloom phase. Doubling down on absurdity, cheers.
Im planning on getting a hand full of tats at the end of the month for my birthday. Please message me your favorite local artists name or IG.
August 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Im planning on getting a hand full of tats at the end of the month for my birthday. Please message me your favorite local artists name or IG.
It's also Leo season so if ya see me bopping about, for your visual safety, dont stare directly at me 😎🦁 🌞 👑
August 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It's also Leo season so if ya see me bopping about, for your visual safety, dont stare directly at me 😎🦁 🌞 👑
Just took my last final of the semester. One more to go, then I get to have my social life back. December can't come fast enough.
August 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just took my last final of the semester. One more to go, then I get to have my social life back. December can't come fast enough.
As we approach the deadline, you know the one, I just wanna recommend leafy greens, oats, bananas, L-theanine, ashwagandha, hydration, and rest. Oh, and avoid sugar and caffeine for a lil bit.
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
As we approach the deadline, you know the one, I just wanna recommend leafy greens, oats, bananas, L-theanine, ashwagandha, hydration, and rest. Oh, and avoid sugar and caffeine for a lil bit.
Everyone's all ww3 this and ww3 that, but baby, this here is the 10th hell 11th crusade if you count what we did to Iraq and Afghanistan. Hegseth literally has the crusaders cross tatted on his lil bird of a chest.
June 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Everyone's all ww3 this and ww3 that, but baby, this here is the 10th hell 11th crusade if you count what we did to Iraq and Afghanistan. Hegseth literally has the crusaders cross tatted on his lil bird of a chest.
As someone who's been a fan since his first special, few people have disappointed me like John Mulaney. Couldn't even finish the latest special. *in my best Obi-Wan: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!!
June 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
As someone who's been a fan since his first special, few people have disappointed me like John Mulaney. Couldn't even finish the latest special. *in my best Obi-Wan: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!!
To my fellow runners, im trying to get to that next level of running but I need breathing tips or exercises because my bolt score is hot garbage for someone who runs as much as I do (5 times a week). If anyone has suggestions, that would be great.
June 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
To my fellow runners, im trying to get to that next level of running but I need breathing tips or exercises because my bolt score is hot garbage for someone who runs as much as I do (5 times a week). If anyone has suggestions, that would be great.
Every day, I get closer to thinking that Adrian Veidt is right and I hate it.
June 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Every day, I get closer to thinking that Adrian Veidt is right and I hate it.
I feel the same way about Meghan Markle as I do about LeBron James. Two people I would naturally dislike but can't because I dont want to be lumped in with the bigots. So many legit things to hate but you choose racism everytime. Ruining the game for us real haters.
May 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I feel the same way about Meghan Markle as I do about LeBron James. Two people I would naturally dislike but can't because I dont want to be lumped in with the bigots. So many legit things to hate but you choose racism everytime. Ruining the game for us real haters.