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@regularbluecollar.bsky.social
I have to fart. OMGLOB- Houston, we have a turd.
ONLY interested in the political binary of the United States. Miss me with that communist shit, I voted Blue.
This bio is Ironic
ONLY interested in the political binary of the United States. Miss me with that communist shit, I voted Blue.
This bio is Ironic
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No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.
November 16, 2024 at 9:27 PM
No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.
My mama said that something is wrong with me
November 25, 2024 at 2:02 AM
My mama said that something is wrong with me
Isn't it strange how all gay people adopt dogs?
My husband and I went to a dog adoption event yesterday to hang out with our older son and his girlfriend, who were volunteering there. We were NOT going to adopt another dog. Absolutely, positively NOT.
Meet our new 3-month-old puppy (a rescue from PR). She adopted us, lol. Any ideas for a name? 🐶
Meet our new 3-month-old puppy (a rescue from PR). She adopted us, lol. Any ideas for a name? 🐶
November 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Isn't it strange how all gay people adopt dogs?
My pussy frightens me
November 22, 2024 at 3:24 PM
My pussy frightens me
Trump and Netanyahu can suck it. And not my beautiful glorious penis. Probably the grime from my grandfathers barn.
November 19, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Trump and Netanyahu can suck it. And not my beautiful glorious penis. Probably the grime from my grandfathers barn.
My testicles were weirdly constructed
November 19, 2024 at 11:16 AM
My testicles were weirdly constructed
I'm so desperate for a good time 😭
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I'm so desperate for a good time 😭
November 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM
New challenge: Watch an election or intense fight but only look at your areolas during the entire fight. They'll start vibrating when it's getting crazy! Honestly this is so much better than TV
November 16, 2024 at 9:39 PM
New challenge: Watch an election or intense fight but only look at your areolas during the entire fight. They'll start vibrating when it's getting crazy! Honestly this is so much better than TV
What are some bangin' hashtags? I'm trying to get my audience up and maybe find a new partner 👀. My wife isn't pleasing me anymore. In street words: That pussy stank!
November 16, 2024 at 9:32 PM
What are some bangin' hashtags? I'm trying to get my audience up and maybe find a new partner 👀. My wife isn't pleasing me anymore. In street words: That pussy stank!
Girl, shut the fuck up and suck this lump.
November 16, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Girl, shut the fuck up and suck this lump.
If anyone sat me in front of a screen playing the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight over and over again like that one scene in Clockwork Orange y'all would start seeing new limits to phenomenology and the human nature that Hegel, Deleuze, and whoever the fuck else could never comprehend.
November 16, 2024 at 9:28 PM
If anyone sat me in front of a screen playing the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight over and over again like that one scene in Clockwork Orange y'all would start seeing new limits to phenomenology and the human nature that Hegel, Deleuze, and whoever the fuck else could never comprehend.
No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.
November 16, 2024 at 9:27 PM
No jokes today. Appendix burst. Trump's America.
Poop is a crazy invention
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Poop is a crazy invention
I'm scared of the color Purple because there's nothing to hate that is the color purple. Red? Fire. Orange? Fire. Yellow? Fire. Purple? Barney... I love that fucking guy. There's nothing. #joke
November 15, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I'm scared of the color Purple because there's nothing to hate that is the color purple. Red? Fire. Orange? Fire. Yellow? Fire. Purple? Barney... I love that fucking guy. There's nothing. #joke
Bird app -> Butterfly app.
Honestly, the perfect transition.
Honestly, the perfect transition.
November 14, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Bird app -> Butterfly app.
Honestly, the perfect transition.
Honestly, the perfect transition.
If they fits, they sits. LMFUCKINGAO
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 AM
If they fits, they sits. LMFUCKINGAO
If only I could make money off of getting laughs- then me and my gay German boyfriend would be living in luxury. They like to call me a bit of a jokester when it comes to jokes- or wait... that doesn't make as much sense as I thought it would. Oh well. Siri, send skeet.
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 AM
If only I could make money off of getting laughs- then me and my gay German boyfriend would be living in luxury. They like to call me a bit of a jokester when it comes to jokes- or wait... that doesn't make as much sense as I thought it would. Oh well. Siri, send skeet.
When I saw that Kamala Harris was 60, I jumped out of my chair and did multiple backflips!!!!!
When I saw Trump was 80... I said out loud to my wife, "Just a few more years 'til that sack of meat expires."
She laughed. Of course.
When I saw Trump was 80... I said out loud to my wife, "Just a few more years 'til that sack of meat expires."
She laughed. Of course.
November 14, 2024 at 4:53 AM
When I saw that Kamala Harris was 60, I jumped out of my chair and did multiple backflips!!!!!
When I saw Trump was 80... I said out loud to my wife, "Just a few more years 'til that sack of meat expires."
She laughed. Of course.
When I saw Trump was 80... I said out loud to my wife, "Just a few more years 'til that sack of meat expires."
She laughed. Of course.
Bluesky FOR THE WIN!
November 14, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Bluesky FOR THE WIN!
If I showed a Victorian child the memes on this site- they would legitimately die immediately 😂
November 14, 2024 at 4:46 AM
If I showed a Victorian child the memes on this site- they would legitimately die immediately 😂