FINALLY I HAVE ACQUIRED KITTEN

She needs a name and "Cat Benatar" does not fit her.

Why is Reverse Cowgirl illegal in Alabama?

Because you *never* turn your back on family.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

It's been years and I still can't stop laughing about None Pizza Left Beef

I was informed Natalie Portman is currently single and looking to date.

I would respectfully like to put my name on the table, even though she is extremely far out of my league. Maybe this will get back to her and she'll be like "fuck it, let's hang out"

I am all for AI generated homeless Muppets.

I fucking love this cat.

So I type things and they show up here