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@refugeefromtwitter.bsky.social
Northern, English, European. Not necessarily in that order.
Not my work but it tickled me
January 28, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Not my work but it tickled me
It’s freezing in the office lads so I have found myself accidentally wearing a gilet, and now I want Villa to win the Premier League and think Nigel Farage would make a great PM
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It’s freezing in the office lads so I have found myself accidentally wearing a gilet, and now I want Villa to win the Premier League and think Nigel Farage would make a great PM
Lass on FB has finally got her paperwork sorted to move her and her fella to Spain after 13 months of bureaucracy.
Serves you tight for voting for Brexit you fucking eejit..
Serves you tight for voting for Brexit you fucking eejit..
January 28, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Lass on FB has finally got her paperwork sorted to move her and her fella to Spain after 13 months of bureaucracy.
Serves you tight for voting for Brexit you fucking eejit..
Serves you tight for voting for Brexit you fucking eejit..
Wor lass’s mate is having a 90’s-themed party, so I’m basically going in what I wear now and a curtains wig. Do you think this will go down well?
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Wor lass’s mate is having a 90’s-themed party, so I’m basically going in what I wear now and a curtains wig. Do you think this will go down well?
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Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
Heading into London, lads. Can I use Ricky Gervais as a stabvest?
January 23, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Heading into London, lads. Can I use Ricky Gervais as a stabvest?
2026 and still boffins haven’t come up with a hand dryer that works. And wtf is this daft table extender?
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
2026 and still boffins haven’t come up with a hand dryer that works. And wtf is this daft table extender?
As he was slurring his words, did Trump call Greenland a ‘piece of ass’ or a ‘piece of ice’? Either way he’s going to grab it without their consent.
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 AM
As he was slurring his words, did Trump call Greenland a ‘piece of ass’ or a ‘piece of ice’? Either way he’s going to grab it without their consent.
Did Trump sue the BBC for ten billion dollars then, or was that quietly forgotten like most of the terrible ideas that collapse out of his failing mind?
January 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Did Trump sue the BBC for ten billion dollars then, or was that quietly forgotten like most of the terrible ideas that collapse out of his failing mind?
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January 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Boro have just dipped into the transfer kitty to sign someone from The Happy Mondays
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Boro have just dipped into the transfer kitty to sign someone from The Happy Mondays
Haway Morocco get into these #thefootball
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Haway Morocco get into these #thefootball
Football is the opiate of the people
(Strangely this works in countries that call football ‘soccer’ too)
(Strangely this works in countries that call football ‘soccer’ too)
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Football is the opiate of the people
(Strangely this works in countries that call football ‘soccer’ too)
(Strangely this works in countries that call football ‘soccer’ too)
Crystal Palace with the worst title defence since Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Crystal Palace with the worst title defence since Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
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Crazy that the media has just realised that farage might have said some racist things when he was a kid, after they spent decades now pretending not to hear all the racist things he said as an adult.
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Crazy that the media has just realised that farage might have said some racist things when he was a kid, after they spent decades now pretending not to hear all the racist things he said as an adult.
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I will still not be distracted. Release the Epstein files.
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I will still not be distracted. Release the Epstein files.
In a normal country, the President would just have said, ‘I don’t know what happened, I’ll wait to see the initial report. Our thoughts are with the Bereaved’s family’
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
In a normal country, the President would just have said, ‘I don’t know what happened, I’ll wait to see the initial report. Our thoughts are with the Bereaved’s family’
Fewmin with Two Teir Kere Hier, lads 🤬😤🇬🇧
Greggs puts up price of sausage roll by 5p to £1.35 amid rising costs
Greggs puts up price of sausage roll by 5p to £1.35 amid rising costs
Bakery chain also adds 10p to a latte, bringing it to £2.25, as CEO warns of ‘a tough, challenging market’
Greggs has added 5p to the price of a sausage roll and 10p to a latte coffee as it leans on some of its bestsellers to soak up rising wage, energy and packaging costs.
The UK’s largest bakery chain said it had no plans for further price increases at present and it expected inflation to ease this year as it admitted it had sold fewer items in the run-up to Christmas amid a “very tough, challenging market”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Fewmin with Two Teir Kere Hier, lads 🤬😤🇬🇧
“Yeah mate I get that but which 2 out of Foden, Bellingham and Rogers do you start with?” #BlueSkyThinking
January 8, 2026 at 8:11 AM
“Yeah mate I get that but which 2 out of Foden, Bellingham and Rogers do you start with?” #BlueSkyThinking
Time to end this nonsense with England cricket. Too many of our players simply aren’t from Yorkshire. Time to bin off this Political Correctness and start to win matches gain. Aye lad.
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Time to end this nonsense with England cricket. Too many of our players simply aren’t from Yorkshire. Time to bin off this Political Correctness and start to win matches gain. Aye lad.
Right lads, has anyone got through this latest Manflu thing and survived? Im frankly bored shitless of it, how long does it drag on for?Played Fat Dads Footie last night and coughed up more greenies than I’d had Miniature Heroes over Crimbo. Minging.
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Right lads, has anyone got through this latest Manflu thing and survived? Im frankly bored shitless of it, how long does it drag on for?Played Fat Dads Footie last night and coughed up more greenies than I’d had Miniature Heroes over Crimbo. Minging.
Dear Bluesky, is there an easy way to cleanse my timeline of American ‘sports’? I really don’t care if the Cincinnati Mud Larks overcame the Texas Grand Wizards 7 to 3 at the bottom of the 9th in overtime and Tyrese Dogshit has a record of 3 and 0 in shots from under his rim
January 7, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Dear Bluesky, is there an easy way to cleanse my timeline of American ‘sports’? I really don’t care if the Cincinnati Mud Larks overcame the Texas Grand Wizards 7 to 3 at the bottom of the 9th in overtime and Tyrese Dogshit has a record of 3 and 0 in shots from under his rim
Trump reckons the Yanks need Greenland as part of their defence? Presumably this means he’s Flat Earther? <not very surprised face>
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Trump reckons the Yanks need Greenland as part of their defence? Presumably this means he’s Flat Earther? <not very surprised face>
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Russia is using an army of bots to inflate support for Nigel Farage and Reform.
Farage and Reform are traitors to everything English and British.
Traitors.
Farage and Reform are traitors to everything English and British.
Traitors.
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Russia is using an army of bots to inflate support for Nigel Farage and Reform.
Farage and Reform are traitors to everything English and British.
Traitors.
Farage and Reform are traitors to everything English and British.
Traitors.
Is this the most sunday Friday ever?
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Is this the most sunday Friday ever?