Rachel Nel
redsaid1.bsky.social
Rachel Nel
@redsaid1.bsky.social
South African inventor of the limesick (an ill-composed limerick) and writer of tiny tales of exactly 140-characters long for #vss365. Every doggo is a friend.
In trembling fists, it rattles. From unfurled hands, it is scattered. Guided by ancestral whispers, the ancient bones foretell many futures.

#vss365 #vss #bones
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Her blind date is deathly pale. "Are you sick?" she asks. He seems offended. The Maître D' approaches: "Your table is ready, Mister Reaper."

#vss365 #vss #pale
February 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
For seventy years, my hands have cooked, cleaned and comforted. And now I’m scrubbing away what else they've done, blood circling the drain.

#vss365 #vss #blood
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
He promised paradise. So, I gave up my teen rebellion, mini skirts, my family. Now a black-clad ghost, I am stuck in hell as a Jihadi bride.

#vss365 #vss #ghost
February 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
The conversation flowed. He seemed to look into the depths of my soul. Later, he removed his sunglasses, revealing his milky, unseeing eyes.

#vss365 #vss #soul
February 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Shackled to him since birth, I need a map to escape and finally be free, as not even nighttime provides enough respite for a shadow like me.

#vss365 #vss #shadow
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I was missing. Feared dead. I cannot recall where I'd been. In my dreams, a woman soothes me with fronds. I wake smelling forest on my skin.

#vss365 #vss #soothe
January 31, 2026 at 7:35 PM
She takes aim without quiver or arrow. Her Cupid's bow lips stretch into a naughty grin. Bull's eye! She pierces the last of his good sense.

#vss365 #vss #quiver
January 28, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The moon waxes and wanes among the stars. Twice a day, the sky's ablaze and tides recede and advance. Nature chronicles time's onward dance.

#vss365 #vss #wane
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Zozo consults my palm. "You're on the cusp of a big change."
"What kind of change?" I ask.
"You'll be hot from... Menopause!" she exclaims.

#vss365 #vss #cusp
January 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
They all fell for my ruse and got into the car to help find my lost dog. The next day, I'd be called to the scene to catch their murderer.

#vss365 #vss #ruse
January 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM
She opens the door wearing a stained slip. A wave of body odour and booze hits us. Next to me, my posh future in-laws recoil from my mother.

#vss365 #vss #slip
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
If I glimpse my prospective suitors and deem them undesirable, I drizzle Tabasco into their tea. My parents don't know why I'm still single.

#vss365 #vss #drizzle
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I watch as they unmoor the dhows. "One day I'll go along," I say. An old man laughs at me. "We're called fishermen, not fisherwomen, child."

#vss365 #vss #unmoor
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
We're tall. But here, we bend and bow to try and make ourselves unseen. If we could have, we would've scrubbed the otherness from our skins.

#vss365 #vss #bend
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Every bead she weaves onto the loom is like a word in an ancient language. Fluently, she creates intricate stories, defying her illiteracy.

#vss365 #vss #loom
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Our taxi veers into oncoming traffic. My scream is drowned out by Bollywood tunes and honking horns. I brace for death, but arrive in Delhi.

#vss365 #vss #veer
January 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
They murmur condolences. "Your wonderful dad saved our lives in Iraq." We don't tell them that he spent the rest of his life at war with us.

#vss365 #vss #murmur
January 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
On a whim, I remove the makeup he has never seen me without. Will he recoil from me? Or will he still take a bride who's dappled with scars?

#vss365 #vss #dapple
January 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Like a beckoning ghost, tendrils of steam curl from the chalice. She lifts it to his mouth. The liquid sears his lips with a poisonous kiss.

#vss365 #vss #sear
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
My speech to the media's heartfelt. "We're doing all we can to find her." I grin at them as I caress the victim's lock of hair in my pocket.

#vss365 #vss #heartfelt
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Now that there are pills to nourish us, there is no need to cook or eat. Productivity has soared. Our bodies are lean and stoop like commas.

#vss365 #vss #stoop
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
It began badly. "Your kid is not hitting unmissable targets and is the laughing stock at the range," the instructor told Annie Oakley's mom.

#vss365 #vss #unmissable
January 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Enunciate. Be natural. Decades on, he still recalls his Drama prof's advice. His delivery is flawless as he recites the specials of the day.

#vss365 #vss #delivery
January 9, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Posters of local stars adorn bare-brick walls. Bra Hugh. Miriam. But when the girl on stage sings Summertime, it feels like I'm in New York.

#vss365 #vss #adorn
January 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM