4 year old: i like black. It’s basically like a silence color.

I guess there won’t be any fireflies in the vicinity of the new Crew Carwash off @MNdot #Hwy5 .

My daughter telling me what happened when her red lip balm got pushed up into the cap and decapitated, "it got bloody Mary'd"

Whipped up this sausage, shiitake, & red onion #pizza last week in the janky home oven on steels

I love this freaky painting my wife found thrifting years ago. Don’t say nothin’ about the size of my kids or somebody gonna get CUT