LONDON – What began as a small but determined protest against the upcoming September 5th release of the controversial roleplaying game Dungeon Dunce ended in cabbage-flinging, accidental summoning, and at least one duck-related prophecy. Dozens of parents, educators, clergy, and a handful of confused bystanders gathered outside Red Cape Publishing yesterday to demand the cancellation of Dungeon Dunce, a tabletop game critics have called “a danger to family values, attention spans, and the English language.”

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When the body betrays the mind, and no one believes the truth, terror takes root in the quietest places. In By His Hand, William R. Perry introduced us to Bill—a man whose body succumbs to a creeping paralysis, leaving him trapped inside himself while an unknown force takes control. The miracle of his recovery masks a deeper horror: Bill is no longer steering his own body, and the thing that…

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEProbably Against Everyone’s Better Judgement DUNGEON DUNCE™ THE TTRPG FAMILY FARCE NOBODY ASKED FOR LAUNCHES SEPTEMBER 5th FROM RED CAPE GAMES September 5th, 2025 Somewhere in the UK Prepare your dice, polish your shame, and cancel family therapy, DUNGEON DUNCE™, the tabletop roleplaying game that turns heroic fantasy into catastrophic farce, will officially stumble onto Amazon and into living rooms on…

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