Spartan Henry Roosevelt
@reclaimersmight.bsky.social
Henry Roosevelt | Spartan IV | Fireteam Reposco | #ParadoyAccount #HaloRP
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Of course Jane Psychopath would have a complaint.
Disgusting suggestion.
They should have called the Didact, John Forerunner.
Really a missed opportunity if you ask me.
Really a missed opportunity if you ask me.
October 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Of course Jane Psychopath would have a complaint.
They should have called the Didact, John Forerunner.
Really a missed opportunity if you ask me.
Really a missed opportunity if you ask me.
October 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
They should have called the Didact, John Forerunner.
Really a missed opportunity if you ask me.
Really a missed opportunity if you ask me.
"Oh that's interesting. I guess with the Domain there was also less need for them in general? Well not that there's really a need for them in the first place."
"Some Lifeworker facilities could constitute as [zoos]. There were also a few individuals who entertained 'collections'."
"Alright I gotta know. @masterjuridical.bsky.social did the Forerunners have zoo's?"
September 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"Oh that's interesting. I guess with the Domain there was also less need for them in general? Well not that there's really a need for them in the first place."
"Alright I gotta know. @masterjuridical.bsky.social did the Forerunners have zoo's?"
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Alright I gotta know. @masterjuridical.bsky.social did the Forerunners have zoo's?"
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September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yeah it was a real pain, let me tell you.
Do not recommend getting atomized.
Do not recommend getting atomized.
September 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yeah it was a real pain, let me tell you.
Do not recommend getting atomized.
Do not recommend getting atomized.
He’s got some new jokes ready but frankly he doesn’t really want to get thrown off a mountain or get atomized again.
What to do, what to do…
What to do, what to do…
September 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He’s got some new jokes ready but frankly he doesn’t really want to get thrown off a mountain or get atomized again.
What to do, what to do…
What to do, what to do…
Shells on the saucer...
Don't seem right.
Don't seem right.
How, exactly?
*sips the coffee*
*sips the coffee*
Health and safety nightmare.
September 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Shells on the saucer...
Don't seem right.
Don't seem right.
Health and safety nightmare.
September 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Health and safety nightmare.
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Introducing
"God...I miss the old days where we knew what the enemy had, standard bullets not this,alien plasma, shit."
Eddie Redmayne
"Why'd I join the ODST? I got a little boy at home, joined to keep his world safe."
As
"Shit, I think he saw me? SHIT, YES, HE DID!"
Lucas Lupin
The Sniper.
"God...I miss the old days where we knew what the enemy had, standard bullets not this,alien plasma, shit."
Eddie Redmayne
"Why'd I join the ODST? I got a little boy at home, joined to keep his world safe."
As
"Shit, I think he saw me? SHIT, YES, HE DID!"
Lucas Lupin
The Sniper.
August 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Introducing
"God...I miss the old days where we knew what the enemy had, standard bullets not this,alien plasma, shit."
Eddie Redmayne
"Why'd I join the ODST? I got a little boy at home, joined to keep his world safe."
As
"Shit, I think he saw me? SHIT, YES, HE DID!"
Lucas Lupin
The Sniper.
"God...I miss the old days where we knew what the enemy had, standard bullets not this,alien plasma, shit."
Eddie Redmayne
"Why'd I join the ODST? I got a little boy at home, joined to keep his world safe."
As
"Shit, I think he saw me? SHIT, YES, HE DID!"
Lucas Lupin
The Sniper.
July 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Reposted by Spartan Henry Roosevelt
"Since the fall of the Covenant bloodshed is all that we have left. Bloodshed against humans. Against Jiralhanae. Against our own kind. The galaxy burns."
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OC- Sangheili High Kiadon: Loquen Nar 'Lulkam
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OC- Sangheili High Kiadon: Loquen Nar 'Lulkam
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July 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Since the fall of the Covenant bloodshed is all that we have left. Bloodshed against humans. Against Jiralhanae. Against our own kind. The galaxy burns."
#HaloRP
OC- Sangheili High Kiadon: Loquen Nar 'Lulkam
More Info Below!
#HaloRP
OC- Sangheili High Kiadon: Loquen Nar 'Lulkam
More Info Below!
June 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
June 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The fact that she attempted to think about his words instead of just meeting them with scorn and derision only made him feel bad. Almost.
"Because deep down, they're really good people."
"Because deep down, they're really good people."
"What an odd question..." She tilts her head in an almost pitying consideration.
"We don't bury one another..."
Perhaps he was speaking of other races. Or, perhaps this was something else entirely.
"We don't bury one another..."
Perhaps he was speaking of other races. Or, perhaps this was something else entirely.
He has recovered from the consequences that mighty fall he took and has decided it is now @masterjuridical.bsky.social's turn to experience humor.
"Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?"
"Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?"
June 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The fact that she attempted to think about his words instead of just meeting them with scorn and derision only made him feel bad. Almost.
"Because deep down, they're really good people."
"Because deep down, they're really good people."
He has recovered from the consequences that mighty fall he took and has decided it is now @masterjuridical.bsky.social's turn to experience humor.
"Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?"
"Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?"
June 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He has recovered from the consequences that mighty fall he took and has decided it is now @masterjuridical.bsky.social's turn to experience humor.
"Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?"
"Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?"
I resent this comparison.
I would never be caught wearing green.
I would never be caught wearing green.
This @reclaimersmight.bsky.social is giving me odd flashbacks of a guy I once knew…
June 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I resent this comparison.
I would never be caught wearing green.
I would never be caught wearing green.
He shrugs off the rock and continues on with his joke. Let the chips fall where they may.
"They work on many levels."
"They work on many levels."
Looking up, she's quick to pick up and throw a rock at him
"Keep going and I'll throw you down one."
"Keep going and I'll throw you down one."
He has decided to take his comedy to the next level. No they won't be getting better!
He is going to begin pestering the Forerunners with them.
Starting with @convictsecurity.bsky.social because he doesn't value his life.
"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?"
He is going to begin pestering the Forerunners with them.
Starting with @convictsecurity.bsky.social because he doesn't value his life.
"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?"
June 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
He shrugs off the rock and continues on with his joke. Let the chips fall where they may.
"They work on many levels."
"They work on many levels."
He has decided to take his comedy to the next level. No they won't be getting better!
He is going to begin pestering the Forerunners with them.
Starting with @convictsecurity.bsky.social because he doesn't value his life.
"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?"
He is going to begin pestering the Forerunners with them.
Starting with @convictsecurity.bsky.social because he doesn't value his life.
"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?"
June 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
He has decided to take his comedy to the next level. No they won't be getting better!
He is going to begin pestering the Forerunners with them.
Starting with @convictsecurity.bsky.social because he doesn't value his life.
"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?"
He is going to begin pestering the Forerunners with them.
Starting with @convictsecurity.bsky.social because he doesn't value his life.
"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?"
June 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Unperturbed he continues on with his joke.
“Broken drums! You can't beat them.”
“Broken drums! You can't beat them.”
I don’t believe I’m the correct person to ask.
What’s the context?
What’s the context?
June 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Unperturbed he continues on with his joke.
“Broken drums! You can't beat them.”
“Broken drums! You can't beat them.”
June 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM