Take the first paragraph from this page, substitute the F word there with M@ga and read it again... Congrats you get to not sleep tonight along with me!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism

If you quack, don't cry when they call you a duck

#birdsarentreal

I wanna see a reporter ask the orange führer simple human questions..

"What was the last meal you cooked for someone else, when was that?"

"When was the last time you went grocery shopping, what year, what store was it?"

It would have him making up the craziest shit you ever heard 🤣😂🤣

Got a French homie, born and raised Paris. Comes to visit me in the swamp from time to time. Were watching the news, no kings is happening and he goes to me "Why have they not set more things on fire? How do you expect anyone to listen?"... I was like wtf?, then I looked up the French protesting 🤔

The greatest illusion in the universe is free will

Did Ozzy do us a solid and drag that piece of shit hulk to hell? I mean he is the Prince, he should get a say right?

Shit is kinda fucked up

Let me hit you with the Reckless Rick weekly haiku

Rick shouts, “Watch this shit!”
Airboat leaps like salmon spawn—
Feds can’t track his trail

#haiku #poetry #recklessrick

Brown-headed Cowbird 🪶

#birdsofbluesky #birds #blackbird #photography #wildlife #genesysmedia #photographylovers #wildlifephotography #bluesky #canon #capturethemoment #brownheadedcowbird #photooftheday #naturevibes

Lots of cool flower pictures on the #bluesky, does this count?

#photography #macro #flowers #stickyicky

Oh I got a Saturday haiku

Jet ski on the roof,
Shirtless Rick hollers “Yall watch this!”
Gator steals his beer

#haiku #haikusaturday #recklessrick

I thought Idiocracy was supposed to be parody not prophecy 🤔