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@okidokiboki.bsky.social @hankgreen.bsky.social I saw this as I was listening to your episode of @dearhankandjohn.bsky.social
February 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I decided I wanted to explore a Costco membership even though there are only two of us. The closest Costco is 45 mins away in another state. WTF.
February 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂”

Me in 2025: 😐
February 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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It’s official: Elon Musk’s staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office.

Here’s a recap of what’s happening:
February 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I want singing lessons that will help me choose and learn 2-3 karaoke songs really well. Is that a thing? I love the concept of karaoke but I’m not confident in my ability to sing anything specific. I can tell when my pitch is off, but not how to fix it. That should be teachable right?
February 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
After complaining that the sushi restaurant didn’t have any white-girl sushi, I noticed this King Carb roll and could not stop laughing.

(They had a separate section for the white-girl sushi, so I’m still happy.)
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Today my partner and I were discussing where we should flee the US to. (I have a UK citizenship and he has an EU citizenship.) Thinking about languages, I realized I’m the closest to being able to speak LSF since I’m conversational in ASL. So maybe France or Switzerland.
February 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have entered day five of my office cold. Death by post-nasal drip.
January 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
In the past 30 years the only SNL actors whose names I have known while they were still on the show are the Weekend Update hosts. (Because they introduce themselves every episode.)
January 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
In general, my white hair doesn’t bother me. Not everyone gets the privilege to grow old. The single pure white eyebrow hair however, got plucked. That shit looks weird.
January 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Did I completely pepper spray myself with hot pepper bird seed dust before I thought of my unused chemistry goggles? Yes. Yes I did. #BackyardBirding
January 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
After seeing the post about “the sin of empathy” I wondered if empathy was explicitly a virtue. Upon googling the list of seven virtues I was presented with a list of 20+ things, many of which were sins and one seems to be a racing team. AI is magical.
January 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I love this
January 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oh no, I accidentally left my weather app in C after speaking with my European colleagues!

Oh…. No I didn’t. It’s -1 F this morning.
January 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
January 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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One headline to rule them all
January 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM