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T. Murph
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I’m a stand-up comedian and actor, and you’ve probably seen me on Comedy Central, NBC’s The Tonight Show, Hulu, or BET.
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Real parents know…Sometimes you gotta pop out and these kids🤣

#momlife #dadlife #dad #momsoffb #parenting
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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When is the last time your child made you GO OFF?🤣

#momlife #dadlife #dad #momsoffb #parenting
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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These grandparents are something else 😩🤣Show these kids the REAL YOU👀

#mom #dad #grandparents #grandma #grandads #parents #millennial
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Where did the Sun Go😳 Its dark outside at 3:45😩🤣

#daylightsavingstime #standardtime #fallback #springforward #clockchange
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Why is it dark at 3pm?⏰😩 LEAVE THE CLOCKS ALONE😒

#daylightsavings #timechange #springforward #fallback #daylightsavingtime #rantE
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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We used to make our own ankle socks😩🤣 Now these kids wear Long Socks 😳 I’m so confused 🤣

#mom #dad #momlife #parenting #genz #millennial
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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When did toothpaste get all these directions?😳🦷

#oralhygiene #toothpaste #dentalcare #brushingteeth
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I know Voodoo when I see it🤣 DON’T EAT THAT Spaghetti! Almost Dallas we had A TIME🙌🏾

#standupcomedy #tmurph #comedian #dallas #crowdwork #voodoo #plano #dallastexas
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Like at what age will you be like “Alright God, I’ve seen enough.”🤣😩

#tmurph #MomLife #DadLife #ParentingHumor #ModernParenting #MillennialParents #mom #dad
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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We ain’t ready…slow the seasons down 🤣😩

#chicago #indiana #snow #snowstorm #blizzard #winterwonderland #winterstorm
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Those Teenage years will test your patience 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

#mom #dad #ParentLife #Teenagers #MillennialParents
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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That lil attitude will send you over the edge yall😩
🤣

#parentsbelike #raisingkids #momlife #dadlife #teacherlife
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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These Grocery prices too HIGH for this😩🤣

#mom #dad #food #groceries #EBT #EBTCARD
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Stop calling every black man with a beard James Harden!

#Comedian #StandUpComedy #JamesHarden #RickRoss
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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We used to play our games when we were kids…🤷🏾‍♂️ WHAT HAPPENED😩

#standup #mom #dad #parenting #comedy #gamers #steamers #genz
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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How many parents have noticed this?

#mom #dad #parent #genz #teacherlife
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Have y’all noticed Facebook & Instagram turned into TMZ?! 😩 Where are my actual friends at?!

#friends #friendship #celebritynews #celebritygossip #gossip #Instagram #Facebook
November 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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At this point Facebook & IG should just rename themselves TMZ 😂 I ain’t seen my real friends on here since 2021 😭
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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This is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Parents need their own TIME! I said what I SAID 🤷🏾‍♂️

#DadLife #momlife #parenting #vacationvibes #couples #relationshipgoals
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Sometimes you gotta show these kids to real you 🤣 they will test your gangsta😤🤣

#dadlife #momsofig #momsoftiktok #parenting #millennialparents
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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The Dollar store is False Advertising 😩😂 Yall noticed this too👀

#shopping #couponing #dollarstore #dollartree #adultinghumor
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Sometimes the drinks start talking for you🤣…all parents have done it though 🤣

#crowdwork #standupcomedy #comedy #comedian #standup
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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We could never call our parents from school we knew they were at work 😩🤣

#momlife #dadlife #Parenting
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Nobody knows what 67 means… but EVERYBODY knows what 69 means 😭💀

#sixseven #sixtyseven #six #seven #standupcomedy #crowdwork
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM