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T. Murph
@realtmurph.bsky.social
I’m a stand-up comedian and actor, and you’ve probably seen me on Comedy Central, NBC’s The Tonight Show, Hulu, or BET.
Take of the Shiesty or I’m coming to the Parent Teacher conference in one🤷🏾‍♂️🤣Because how you GANG in the Suburbs Child🤦🏾‍♂️

#dadlife #momlife #dadandson #parentlife #tmurph
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
This homework is so hard I need a tutor too 😂😮‍💨
What happened to simple answers😩

#momlife #dadlife #teachers #parentlife #millennialmom
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Oh so son It’s cool when you do it HUH? But when I try you want to change😂🤣

#dad #mom #parentsbelike #tmurph #fyp
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Who else caught that?👀🤔 I know back talk when I hear it 🤣

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#momlife #dadlife #momsofinstagram #dadsofinstagram #parenthumor raisingkids
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Parents used to be your first bullies 🤣

#momsofinstagram #dadlife #80sbaby #millennial #momlife
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Gen Z and Gen Alpha are CONFUSED! 🤣
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#dadlife #momlife #parenting #fyp #comedy
January 31, 2026 at 1:16 AM
What would you do???

#news #ivf #trending #baby #newsoftheday
January 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Imagine being confused that you have to go to school… after going for 180 days straight 😒🤣

#parentlife #millennialparents #raisingkids #dadlife #momlife
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
When your kids talk back😮‍💨😳 Who else heard what I heard?

#dadlife #dadsbelike #mom #momsofinstagram #parentsbelike
January 27, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Why are boxers and socks $20?😳 Have yall noticed this too👀

#tmurph #shopping #retail #expensive #dadlife
January 27, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Wait so parents aren’t supposed to take Solo Vacations??? Well We outside and the kids at home!🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

#momsofinstagram #dadlife #relationships #marriage #parents
January 26, 2026 at 10:43 PM
After all, we went through to make ankle socks 🧦now our kids won’t wear them🤣🤣🤣

#millennial #backintheday #mom #dad #90sfashion
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
My kids are thriving and I’m low key JEALOUS about it. They need some STRUGGLE😂😂😂

#mom #dad #tmurph #parentlife #momlife
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Legend has it she’s still falling right now!😂😂😂

#winterstorm #snowstorm #icestorm #slipandfall #fyp
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I swear this is how these kids leave out for school in the winter! Don’t cancel another class 😂😂😂😂

#tmurph #chicago #momlife #dadlife #snowday
January 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Parents don’t get days off😮‍💨
See you Sunday Feb 1st LA and Feb 7th Nashville! Link in bio 🙌🏾

#ParentLife
#MomLife
#RaisingKids
#parenting
dadlife
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Easiest way to get views and engagement on social media! 🤷🏾‍♂️

#socialmedia #socialmediagrowth #fyp #explorepage #growthhacks
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I remember when you could just grab stuff at Walmart….Now everything behind glass like it’s priceless🤣

#shopping #stores #walmart #thief
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
These kids call us from school ALL DAY LONG! I couldn’t call my mama unless I was dying 🤣

#parenting #mom #dad #school #millenialmom
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
WE ALL knew what this meant! These kids don’t know NOTHING🤣🤣🤣

#millennialdad #genz #momlife #90skids #dadlife
January 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That eyelash is a different type of pain 😩Why is it so SHARP🔪🗡️

#lash #eyelashes #adult #mom #funny
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Costco be like….find it if you can🤣I know where it was the last time but we wanted to challenge you😂

#tmurph #costco #costcofinds #shopping #bulkshopping
January 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The math ain’t mathing in this housing market😳

#tmurph #homeownertips #rentalproperty #mortgage #rent
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
What kind of bullies are these? 😒

#mom #dad #parenting
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I don't know about you but we fight as a family over here🤷🏾‍♂️😂

#momlife #dadlife #realdads #momsofig #FYP
January 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM