When will I stop seeing posts like this and start seeing real shit

I’ve been going back and forth between here and Twitter trying to understand why this feels like using internet explorer

#selfie

It’s a little boring on here I won’t lie

The Guardian really leaving twitter I never thought I’d see the day

I don’t actually think I have the capacity to be on two text based apps

Having no followers is so fun it’s like running down an empty street at midnight