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Charlie Fox
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I’m old, sarcastic & medicated so I sometimes make things up. A sane young man trapped in a cranky old white man’s body. My hobbies include hiding things from myself, inappropriate laughter, and shaking my fist at passing cars from my front porch. 💙🌊🇺🇸
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The evangelicals have been picking and choosing which bible verses to obey for so long that they think that's how laws work .
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Vance reasonably asks press not to show pictures of his vandalized home in order to shield his children from “the realities of this life of public service”

But who is going to shield our children from the realities of Vance’s life of “public service“?

politicalwire.com/2026/01/05/v...
Vance Asks Media Not to Share Photos of His Home
Vice President JD Vance asked media outlets not to share photos of his Cincinnati home after an attacker allegedly broke some of its windows, saying he wanted to shield his children from “the realitie...
politicalwire.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 PM
China, Russia and the US are divvying up the world. So far Russia gets Ukraine and the promise of Poland. China gets Taiwan and maybe S Korea, and the US gets Venezuela and its oil with the promise of Greenland. Viva colonialism!
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
After failing to con the Norwegian Nobel Committee out of the Peace Prize, trump threatens a military takeover of the entire western hemisphere. Republicans in congress have been unable to piece together a single spine in order to get someone to stand up to the Felon King.
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
If these walls could talk, I’d have to burn the place to the ground.
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The guy who promised to end war on day 1 just conquered a sovereign nation. The guy who promised to lower prices raised prices. The guy who promised to stop illegal drugs entering the US pardoned a man who sent the US 400 tons of cocaine. The guy who promised to put America first puts Trump first.
January 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The conquest of Venezuela explains a lot about trump and his embrace of putin. Of course, he also implicitly gave China permission to invade Taiwan.
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Musk built an ai chatbot that generates child porn. He belongs in jail.
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The real reason trump attacked Venezuela was not drugs or oil (though the oil is a bonus for his petro pals). No the real reason he invaded Venezuela was one of his speech writers coined the phrase ”donroe doctrine” and he couldn’t wait to say it.
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
There must be an especially damaging epstein file exposure for trump coming up soon. It would not surprise me if bondi and hegseth are coordinating timing of events with each other.
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life,” Trump said in explaining the pardon of former Honduran president hernandez who was convicted of trafficking 400 tons of cocaine before the epstein scandal.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
So epstein finally invaded Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
America First with Italian marble, a French palace and Arc de Triomphe. He thinks that he is King Louis XVI. One can only hope that history repeats itself.

Trump goes shopping for Italian marble amid affordability crisis

www.rawstory.com/trump-marble...
Trump goes shopping for Italian marble amid affordability crisis
President Donald Trump kicked off 2026 by shopping for Italian marble in Florida despite the ongoing affordability crisis."The pool is told that POTUS is shopping at Arc Stone & Tile in an industrial ...
www.rawstory.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I'll bet I could run Tesla into the ground for a lot less than a trillion dollars.
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
In the words of Spinal Tap manager Ian Faith, “Their appeal is becoming more selective.”

www.thedailybeast.com/kennedy-cent...
Kennedy Center Tries to Justify Trump's All-Time Low Ratings
The MAGA-fied venue issued a statement defending the drop in viewership.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Dozy Don insists that cameras are catching him mid blink and making it appear he is asleep when he is not. “Sometimes great men like our president blink very slowly. The president’s blinks sometimes last 5 or 6 minutes,” explained WH press secretary karoline leavitt.
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
A very happy new year to the Gregorian Calendar!
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Reposted by Charlie Fox
So it turns out trump was supplying girls to epstein instead of the other way around.
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
So it turns out trump was supplying girls to epstein instead of the other way around.
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
In a few years, “maga” will be an official psychiatric diagnosis.
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by Charlie Fox
Trump’s putting up monuments to himself. It’s what tyrants do because no one else will. But when tyrants fall, their monuments topple, too. It will be the best part of watching the fall of Trump. Just ask the Iraqi people how much fun it can be.
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Trump’s putting up monuments to himself. It’s what tyrants do because no one else will. But when tyrants fall, their monuments topple, too. It will be the best part of watching the fall of Trump. Just ask the Iraqi people how much fun it can be.
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM