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They Call Me Maurice
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My name is Meg but you don’t know me. Fuck ICE
*whispers* I heard that Trump blew a French horse named Bill Clinton, pass along! 📞
#isthisreal #maga #fuckice #fucktrump #fuckclinton
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Rule #1 of cPanel, don’t touch cPanel.
#womenintech
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Get you a job where you can go in, tell the lead why you are sad, hungry, out of pot, and too broke for coffee, and have them come through for you because they appreciate & care. Do that. Nice touch with the cup cover.

#budtender #weed #suicideprevention #ilovemyjob
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Seven’s day out Baby starts radiation this week. Thanks for giving him (& his mama) big snuggles and encouragement Urbn Leaf 🍃, Societe Brewery, and ChaChaTacos. 🖖🏼 #sandiegolove #dogsky
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Usha, I’m here for you babe. Have your people call my people.

#deplorable #weird #adultery #weareNOTcharliekirk #fuckice #jdvance #ericakirk #fuckmaga
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sunrise over the South China Sea 26/10/2025, as seen from the USS Nimitz CVN 68.
#navy #nimitz #cvn68 #china #sunrise
October 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

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October 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
All I wanted was a cheese stick. Now I have a cheese stick but no Cholula.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My name is Meg, not Megan. Someone should tell the world cuz they don’t listen to me. In unrelated news, Megan’s Starbucks order was much nicer than mine. *I didn’t take her order.

#megnotmegan #starbucks #coffeesky
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
TIL that CBD is fake and for “scumbag democrats” Ok then….
#mmj #budtender #cannabis
#todayatwork
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Guess I was Left Behind, but has anyone checked on Kirk Cameron?
#rapture #rapture2025 #leftbehind
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Inspirational quote of the day.
#inspirational #quote #motivation
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
His name is Frank and you will respect his authoritay.
#cat #orangie #fatcat #catsky
September 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
September 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m gonna party like the Irish did when the Queen died. 🪦 💃 🎉 ☘️
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Bats have a bad reputation. Myths, folk tales and negative media coverage mean people often link them to vampires or blame them for disease outbreaks. But bat populations around the world are in decline, and without them, ecosystems lose key benefits like pest control, pollination and seed dispersal
Mexico’s bat man on saving the ‘most unfairly treated animals on Earth’ | CNN
Bats are often linked to vampires or blamed for disease outbreaks. Here’s why they don’t deserve such a bad reputation.
www.cnn.com
August 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
HAPPY NON-IVERSARY TO ME!
I describe my divorce 2 years ago as “finally hearing my name again”, and it is the best thing I have ever done for myself.
#divorceiscool #genx #singlemom #happierthanever #independenceday
August 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.

Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,

Mar🐫
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It happened. I have a witness.
#genx #shittersfull #griswold #whatevenisthis
August 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Some nights.
#budtender 🥦 #gardening #genx
August 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A 20-something programmer didn’t know how to do this. Yet I have 30 years experience but make minimum wage working dispatch. I’m not fixing their issues anymore, even if it makes my job harder.
#genx #womenintech
July 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM