Jordan Robert Pearce
@reallyjrp.bsky.social
"Banh mi me!" - Me when at Vietnamese shop
December 27, 2024 at 5:40 AM
"Banh mi me!" - Me when at Vietnamese shop
Int. Dark cave, night
"Ave Maria" plays. We look upon a cloaked skeleton-faced bodybuilder upon a dais.
It's tattooed with the words "unhinged", "damaged" and "knives aren't the only things that cut deep".
SKELETOR
I will master... The Universe!
Laughter echoes from the skull.
"Ave Maria" plays. We look upon a cloaked skeleton-faced bodybuilder upon a dais.
It's tattooed with the words "unhinged", "damaged" and "knives aren't the only things that cut deep".
SKELETOR
I will master... The Universe!
Laughter echoes from the skull.
Joker actor Jared Leto will play the villain Skeletor in the upcoming live action Masters of the Universe movie, which just makes too much sense.
For more info: bit.ly/404q9mr
For more info: bit.ly/404q9mr
December 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Int. Dark cave, night
"Ave Maria" plays. We look upon a cloaked skeleton-faced bodybuilder upon a dais.
It's tattooed with the words "unhinged", "damaged" and "knives aren't the only things that cut deep".
SKELETOR
I will master... The Universe!
Laughter echoes from the skull.
"Ave Maria" plays. We look upon a cloaked skeleton-faced bodybuilder upon a dais.
It's tattooed with the words "unhinged", "damaged" and "knives aren't the only things that cut deep".
SKELETOR
I will master... The Universe!
Laughter echoes from the skull.
Listen what about rifftracks but for court room transcripts
December 14, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Listen what about rifftracks but for court room transcripts
I'm so pissed about the assassination.
If it had happened two months ago I would have had a killer Halloween costume.
If it had happened two months ago I would have had a killer Halloween costume.
December 6, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I'm so pissed about the assassination.
If it had happened two months ago I would have had a killer Halloween costume.
If it had happened two months ago I would have had a killer Halloween costume.
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Auditions don't stop, even on my birthday
Auditions don't stop, even on my birthday
December 1, 2024 at 7:54 AM
👋👋👋
Auditions don't stop, even on my birthday
Auditions don't stop, even on my birthday
Am the type to post a "well didn't expect this to blow up" post after 26 likes
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Am the type to post a "well didn't expect this to blow up" post after 26 likes
Can we go see Wicked?
We have Wicked at home
The Wicked at home:
We have Wicked at home
The Wicked at home:
November 27, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Can we go see Wicked?
We have Wicked at home
The Wicked at home:
We have Wicked at home
The Wicked at home:
I love my physical media and I refuse to give it up. The death of civilization you say? I'll barter food and shelter for a cinema experience powered by a crank powered Blu-ray player, a shitty Amazon projector and a dream idgaf
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I love my physical media and I refuse to give it up. The death of civilization you say? I'll barter food and shelter for a cinema experience powered by a crank powered Blu-ray player, a shitty Amazon projector and a dream idgaf
He looks like a Buffy villain
He is quite unpleasant to look at
Matt Gaetz has joined Cameo.
November 25, 2024 at 6:37 AM
He looks like a Buffy villain
Wondering who Mr Pope romanced keeps me up at night
November 24, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Wondering who Mr Pope romanced keeps me up at night
Don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe DON'T be cringe don't be CRINGE don't BE cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe DON'T BE CRI
November 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe DON'T be cringe don't be CRINGE don't BE cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe don't be cringe DON'T BE CRI
It's The writers of The Simpsons' world, we're just living in it
November 22, 2024 at 8:56 AM
It's The writers of The Simpsons' world, we're just living in it
Thinking about the time vampires made chocolate bars that made adults act like teenagers to make it easier for them to kidnap babies to feed to a demon and honestly that would totally work
November 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Thinking about the time vampires made chocolate bars that made adults act like teenagers to make it easier for them to kidnap babies to feed to a demon and honestly that would totally work
They are not going to stop until we have to choose between the original animation, a live action reboot, a reimagining and the last in the undecology of the sequels to the restored 4K print all listed on the marquee at the local theater are they
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM
They are not going to stop until we have to choose between the original animation, a live action reboot, a reimagining and the last in the undecology of the sequels to the restored 4K print all listed on the marquee at the local theater are they
Yojimbo went hard
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Yojimbo went hard
All his tweets read like a grandpa Simpson outtake that's been cut halfway into a monologue
November 19, 2024 at 1:09 AM
All his tweets read like a grandpa Simpson outtake that's been cut halfway into a monologue
I miss the good old days and by that I mean the days when leftist butterfly twitter accs would soft neg me
November 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I miss the good old days and by that I mean the days when leftist butterfly twitter accs would soft neg me
This is the best sitcom ending ever
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
This is the best sitcom ending ever
Those abs are real they're just not mine
#comingsoon #featurefilm #actor #filmmaking #lead #indiefilm
#comingsoon #featurefilm #actor #filmmaking #lead #indiefilm
November 18, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Those abs are real they're just not mine
#comingsoon #featurefilm #actor #filmmaking #lead #indiefilm
#comingsoon #featurefilm #actor #filmmaking #lead #indiefilm
