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My doomsday prophecy says Elon will do something to the astronauts before the return from ISS. He will then claim that he could have saved them
March 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My doomsday prophecy says Elon will do something to the astronauts before the return from ISS. He will then claim that he could have saved them
He puts the Elon in felon
March 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He puts the Elon in felon
The only way that I ate every day when I was in school was to have free lunches. I guess I was a parasite.
February 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The only way that I ate every day when I was in school was to have free lunches. I guess I was a parasite.
*opens trenchcoat*
Psst, you need eggs?
Psst, you need eggs?
February 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
*opens trenchcoat*
Psst, you need eggs?
Psst, you need eggs?
*musk gets fired*
Trump: “ Never met the man”
Trump: “ Never met the man”
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*musk gets fired*
Trump: “ Never met the man”
Trump: “ Never met the man”
It feels like this day happens every year
February 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It feels like this day happens every year
RFK the younger is getting his ass handed to him. Question… Is sounding exactly like Catherine Hepburn a pre-existing condition?
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
RFK the younger is getting his ass handed to him. Question… Is sounding exactly like Catherine Hepburn a pre-existing condition?
Don’t wanna jinx things but I sold my first script, to be made sooner than expected
January 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Don’t wanna jinx things but I sold my first script, to be made sooner than expected
Joker and Batman
January 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Joker and Batman
Evie Knievie
January 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Evie Knievie
I think it’s almost frozen iguana is falling out of trees in Florida time
January 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think it’s almost frozen iguana is falling out of trees in Florida time
I quit drinking alcohol two years ago. And it has made all the difference in my life. I urge you to quit drinking alcohol.
December 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I quit drinking alcohol two years ago. And it has made all the difference in my life. I urge you to quit drinking alcohol.
Jimmy Carter was far more than a President. He was the embodiment of humanity. Perhaps, the last of his kind
December 30, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Jimmy Carter was far more than a President. He was the embodiment of humanity. Perhaps, the last of his kind
Christmas Vacation is a Die Hard movie
December 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Christmas Vacation is a Die Hard movie
“White Christmas” is a Christmas movie
December 24, 2024 at 4:18 PM
“White Christmas” is a Christmas movie