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I miss them desperately. We need to speed up the cloning process or something
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No wonder the orange toddler is unhinged once again.
The Obamas are competent, classy, loving, Harvard and Princeton graduates, loved by many, not on the Epstein files, got the Nobel Peace Prize, and gave us a steady economy to boot.
Repost this if you agree they are AMAZING and an inspiration!
The Obamas are competent, classy, loving, Harvard and Princeton graduates, loved by many, not on the Epstein files, got the Nobel Peace Prize, and gave us a steady economy to boot.
Repost this if you agree they are AMAZING and an inspiration!
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I miss them desperately. We need to speed up the cloning process or something
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February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
How can such a brilliant man - who can quote Mark Twain appropriately and correct vocab at the drop of a hat - wear such an ugly sweater? #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
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February 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
How can such a brilliant man - who can quote Mark Twain appropriately and correct vocab at the drop of a hat - wear such an ugly sweater? #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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This is Nick Begich (R-Alaska). If he votes for the bill,
37,000 of his constituents lose access to their healthcare.
27,000 of his constituents lose access to their food assistance.
578 energy jobs in his district will disappear.
37,000 of his constituents lose access to their healthcare.
27,000 of his constituents lose access to their food assistance.
578 energy jobs in his district will disappear.
July 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is Nick Begich (R-Alaska). If he votes for the bill,
37,000 of his constituents lose access to their healthcare.
27,000 of his constituents lose access to their food assistance.
578 energy jobs in his district will disappear.
37,000 of his constituents lose access to their healthcare.
27,000 of his constituents lose access to their food assistance.
578 energy jobs in his district will disappear.
Is 810 a good credit score? Or is that what everyone has?
July 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Is 810 a good credit score? Or is that what everyone has?
June 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m phoning it in today friends
May 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m phoning it in today friends
I get how they fixed the journey challenge but I’m still trying to figure out how they rigged the rock draw. 🤔 #Survivor48 #Survivor
May 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I get how they fixed the journey challenge but I’m still trying to figure out how they rigged the rock draw. 🤔 #Survivor48 #Survivor
Will Shauhin ever realize the delusion of thinking his game is better than Joe’s? 🤔 #Survivor48 #Survivor
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Will Shauhin ever realize the delusion of thinking his game is better than Joe’s? 🤔 #Survivor48 #Survivor
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Welp I changed the battery, but the scale is obviously broken 🫣
Should I go through the trouble of changing the battery of my scale or just order a new one? 🤔
March 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Welp I changed the battery, but the scale is obviously broken 🫣
Should I go through the trouble of changing the battery of my scale or just order a new one? 🤔
March 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Should I go through the trouble of changing the battery of my scale or just order a new one? 🤔
Not one for conspiracy theories, but is it crazy to think that maybe Shep hired a publicist who advised he get his heart broken by a beautiful girl with dark skin?
Their whole story was so disjointed… maybe, possibly? #SouthernCharm
Their whole story was so disjointed… maybe, possibly? #SouthernCharm
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March 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Not one for conspiracy theories, but is it crazy to think that maybe Shep hired a publicist who advised he get his heart broken by a beautiful girl with dark skin?
Their whole story was so disjointed… maybe, possibly? #SouthernCharm
Their whole story was so disjointed… maybe, possibly? #SouthernCharm
We can still love Craig and also be absolutely certain that he’s a liar, right? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
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March 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
We can still love Craig and also be absolutely certain that he’s a liar, right? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm
#Survivor48
"We'll have a new advantage called the Shot in the Dark that gives you a 1 out of 6 chance of being safe. And it will be a die."
"And you roll it?"
"No, you put it in an urn"
"So you don't roll any dice at all?"
"You do when you play Yahtzee on a journey"
"We'll have a new advantage called the Shot in the Dark that gives you a 1 out of 6 chance of being safe. And it will be a die."
"And you roll it?"
"No, you put it in an urn"
"So you don't roll any dice at all?"
"You do when you play Yahtzee on a journey"
March 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Today was really hard.
March 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Today was really hard.
In three seasons, Cirie Fields is the only traitor to make it to the end and WIN! 👑 #Survivor #TheTraitorsUS
March 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
In three seasons, Cirie Fields is the only traitor to make it to the end and WIN! 👑 #Survivor #TheTraitorsUS
Can someone please bottle up a weed and adderall mix for my daily consumption? Please and thank you.
March 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Can someone please bottle up a weed and adderall mix for my daily consumption? Please and thank you.
I sent my daughter to school with an egg salad sandwich and now everyone’s going to think we’re rich. 🤑
March 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I sent my daughter to school with an egg salad sandwich and now everyone’s going to think we’re rich. 🤑
Old #RHONJ is a so funny! Teresa is the only recognizable one from their trip to Punta Cana. Melissa, Caroline, and Lauren Manzo are all unrecognizable 😳
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March 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Old #RHONJ is a so funny! Teresa is the only recognizable one from their trip to Punta Cana. Melissa, Caroline, and Lauren Manzo are all unrecognizable 😳
Who else should be on next season of #TheTraitorsUS besides Paige DeSorbo and David the Golden God? #SummerHouse #DONDI #Survivor #SurvivorAU #TheTraitors #RHAP
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March 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who else should be on next season of #TheTraitorsUS besides Paige DeSorbo and David the Golden God? #SummerHouse #DONDI #Survivor #SurvivorAU #TheTraitors #RHAP
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