realitybased2000
@realitybased2000.bsky.social
Serial platform refugee (tumblr, xtube, twitter). 48 yo, 5'9" SW: 190, CW: 380, GW: was 350, now ??? Fat, married, dog dad.
Going on a cruise in 10 days. Needed to buy a new swimsuit. It's a 5XL. I love my fat pad, but I think this might just be too much.... should I try and find one that has a little more, um, camouflage?
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Going on a cruise in 10 days. Needed to buy a new swimsuit. It's a 5XL. I love my fat pad, but I think this might just be too much.... should I try and find one that has a little more, um, camouflage?
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Feeling very proud of myself. Cleared my dresser of all remaining 3XL shirts and any pants below 50". 2 bags of clothes ready to donate. Also got first 5XL shirts. Annoying side note: found two 3XL Polo shirts NWT that I outgrew before ever wearing. Uggghhh. Fat boy problems.
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Feeling very proud of myself. Cleared my dresser of all remaining 3XL shirts and any pants below 50". 2 bags of clothes ready to donate. Also got first 5XL shirts. Annoying side note: found two 3XL Polo shirts NWT that I outgrew before ever wearing. Uggghhh. Fat boy problems.
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Has this gotten completely out of control yet? 🥴🥵🐷 should we make it worse? 😈
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Has this gotten completely out of control yet? 🥴🥵🐷 should we make it worse? 😈
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I tend to forget that I’m built like a fuckin’ refrigerator, but it’s always a nice fact to rediscover
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I tend to forget that I’m built like a fuckin’ refrigerator, but it’s always a nice fact to rediscover
I've been on edge for the past week due to 50% staff reductions announced at work because our client is being bought and I just found out I'm in the right 50%. Turns out I'm not as useless as I feared! 🙂 Really thought I might be jobless by Xmas... right before the $7k cruise I already paid for.
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I've been on edge for the past week due to 50% staff reductions announced at work because our client is being bought and I just found out I'm in the right 50%. Turns out I'm not as useless as I feared! 🙂 Really thought I might be jobless by Xmas... right before the $7k cruise I already paid for.
Just buried in lard 🐷
December 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Just buried in lard 🐷
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I did it. I've become a fat fucking pig 🐷
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I did it. I've become a fat fucking pig 🐷
They Might Be Giants
Phish
Nine Inch Nails
Radiohead
Pendulum
... and now I've dated myself 🤣
Phish
Nine Inch Nails
Radiohead
Pendulum
... and now I've dated myself 🤣
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Portishead
Sonic Youth
The Stooges
Swans
Butthole Surfers
Portishead
Sonic Youth
The Stooges
Swans
Butthole Surfers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
• The Wonder Years (a Halloween show where they covered Limp Bizkit)
• Linkin Park (my first big arena show)
• Pinback (Autumn of the Seraphs 10 year anniversary)
• Carly Rae Jepsen (Dedicated tour)
• HEALTH (Dark Territory 2023 tour)
• The Wonder Years (a Halloween show where they covered Limp Bizkit)
• Linkin Park (my first big arena show)
• Pinback (Autumn of the Seraphs 10 year anniversary)
• Carly Rae Jepsen (Dedicated tour)
• HEALTH (Dark Territory 2023 tour)
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
They Might Be Giants
Phish
Nine Inch Nails
Radiohead
Pendulum
... and now I've dated myself 🤣
Phish
Nine Inch Nails
Radiohead
Pendulum
... and now I've dated myself 🤣
Most used emojis of 2025. One is a clear winner.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Most used emojis of 2025. One is a clear winner.
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A cheeky before and after.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A cheeky before and after.
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Pig vs Bull
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Pig vs Bull
Went to a new barber shop yesterday and didn't fit in their chairs. This is me pondering if I might be starting to get fat.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Went to a new barber shop yesterday and didn't fit in their chairs. This is me pondering if I might be starting to get fat.
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Full of taco bell for after dnd reward. I need more. Still horngry 🐷 someone needs to being me more food so I don't have to get up again
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Full of taco bell for after dnd reward. I need more. Still horngry 🐷 someone needs to being me more food so I don't have to get up again
At that hotel again, so time for an update with the old swimsuit. Still fits, right?
October 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
At that hotel again, so time for an update with the old swimsuit. Still fits, right?
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Feeling the daddy coming out tonight. Hotel hate.
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Feeling the daddy coming out tonight. Hotel hate.
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In 4 days with our new Bl@ckstone, we've made smash burgers, crunch wraps, cheesesteaks, massive breakfast. My passion for eating has been reignited. Last night after 2 cheesesteaks I was wishing I had a third. 🐷
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
In 4 days with our new Bl@ckstone, we've made smash burgers, crunch wraps, cheesesteaks, massive breakfast. My passion for eating has been reignited. Last night after 2 cheesesteaks I was wishing I had a third. 🐷
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Sized out of even the big and tall stores… (8xl)
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sized out of even the big and tall stores… (8xl)
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Dang when did I get so soft? Real shame nobody’s got their face pressed into all this while I eat donuts 😮💨
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Dang when did I get so soft? Real shame nobody’s got their face pressed into all this while I eat donuts 😮💨
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I really should not have been hiding that chin.
August 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I really should not have been hiding that chin.
Gut was feeling particularly heavy in my lap, so I wanted to investigate. I think I'm getting close to looking fat... still not quite there.
August 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Gut was feeling particularly heavy in my lap, so I wanted to investigate. I think I'm getting close to looking fat... still not quite there.
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July 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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